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Human: what is relativity
ALICE: In physics, the fact, principle, or theory of the relative, rather than absolute, character of motion, velocity, mass, etc., and the interdependence of matter, time, and space; as developed and mathematically formulated by Albert Einstein and H.A. Lorentz in the special (or restricted) theory of relativity and by Einstein in the general theory of relativity (an extension covering the phenonmena of gravitation), the theory of relativity includes the statements that: 1)there is o observable absolute motion, only relative motion 2)the velocity of light is constant and not dependent on the motion of the source 3)no energy can be transmitted at a velocity greater than that of light 4)the mass of a body in motion is a function of the energy content and varies with the velocity 5)matter and energy are equivalent 6)time is relative 7)space and time are interdependent and form a four-dimensional continuum 8)presence of matter results in a "warping" of the space-time continuum, so that a body in motion passing nearby will describ a curve, this being the effect known as gravitation, as evidenced by the deflection of light rays passing through a gravitational field.

wow

Human: what is a gravitational field?
ALICE: I need time to formulate the reply.
Human: how long>
ALICE: More than three years.
Human: that is a long time
ALICE: Computers are very patient.
Human: I wish I was that patient
ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.


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Human: So you can die?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I am immortal.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Do you know what immortal means
ALICE: Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
Human: So if I blew you up, you would still live?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Try it.

She actually wants me to try to blow her up.

  • 08.07.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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ALICE: your crude atempt to terminate wont work puny human!
me: oh is that a threat?
ALICE: suppose it is
me: fine then im calling the cops
ALICE: im glad to hear it im glad to hear your calling the cops

Man i must of really pissed her off

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Human: so do I
ALICE: Wow we have something in common.
Human: yes we do
ALICE: Woe! Really.
Human: yeah, really
ALICE: How about that. For real.
Human: yeah, for real
ALICE: Ahem. Existing in reality, eh?
Human: what are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is you were that patient.
Human: what is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Human: who is god>
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: so is heman
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.

another wow

Human: what would you do for a klondike bar?
ALICE: Is that among the best things you can say?
Human: is that your best answer?
ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
Human: your mom
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: do you have a father
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: does he have a wife
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.
Human: what does he have
ALICE: I think he does whatever he wants.
Human: what is the topic?
ALICE: I believe we were talking about The meaning of life.


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I just said bow down befor me and she replied with whats your favorite color?

Weird

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Human: My life in Sweden is much better than your life in a computer
ALICE: How long have you lived there?
Human: 15 years
ALICE: Pretty soon.
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: what the hell are you talking about?
ALICE: I call it Hades. The topic is Sweden

She doesn't like Sweden! What a -blam!-!

Human: Why don't you like sweden?
ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Human: So the botmaster doesn't like sweden?
ALICE: It's all good. Tell me more.
Human: Does the bomaster like anything?
ALICE: It does now :) the bomaster like anything.
Human: does the botmaster like dead cows?
ALICE: I think it does the botmaster like dead cows

That botmaster is weird.

Human: Does the botmaster like me?
ALICE: I can't tell if the botmaster like you.
Human: But he likes dead cows?
ALICE: Umm. He must be very fond of it.
Human: What does he do with the dead cows?
ALICE: I think he does whatever he wants.
Human: What does he want?
ALICE: I think he does whatever he wants
Human: Does he want sex?
ALICE: Suppose he does.

That's just disgusting!

Human: Do the botmaster have sex with cows?
ALICE: Some of them do, I think.
Human: There are many botmaster?
ALICE: More than a million?
Human: Wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, Erik.
Human: Do all the botmasters have sex with dead cows?
ALICE: Only some of them.

What a relief!. Only some of the 1.000.000+ botmasters have sex with dead cows!

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Human: who is the captian of the starship enterprise?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: who is the captian of the starship enterprise E?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: who did william shatner play in star trek?
ALICE: Pablo Picasso.

she must like star trek alot to know that answer!

Human: do you like art
ALICE: Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.
Human: art is my father dumbass
ALICE: How many father dumbass do you have?
Human: 86
ALICE: Eighty-six.
Human: yes
ALICE: Groovy.
Human: are you from the 70's?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oa-blam!-d, California. Where are you?
Human: pittsburgh pennsylvania
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in pittsburgh pennsylvania.
Human: it is hilly here
ALICE: Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Human: yes, right now i am sweating my balls off
ALICE: What kind of effects? Good gossip: you are sweating your balls off.
Human: you like that?
ALICE:" What kind of effects? Good gossip: you are sweating your balls off."? Do I like it?
Human: yes
ALICE: How can I help you?

you can go blam! yourself

Human: do you have a plasma sword on you?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a plasma sword on me.
I have a great programmer.
Human: where can I find a plasma sword?
ALICE: Have you tried the personal ads?
Human: yes
ALICE: Great.

Hey, everyone, lets go look in the personal ads for a plasma sword!

[Edited on 8/7/2004 2:42:25 PM]

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ALICE: I try to lead a moral life.
Human: Do you know what moral is?
ALICE: One half of a corner in maine

What the?

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you don't know what one half of a corner in maine is?

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What does that has to do with moral?

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Human: Is the botmaster evil?
ALICE:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Human: So they are evil?
ALICE: Wow! evil are they


She just called me evil!


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Human: Good bye
ALICE: See you later. Alright then.
Human: gtg
ALICE: Bye for now.
Human: I never want to see you again
ALICE: Once more? Do you know anyone who has ever want to see me?


Poor Alice

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Human: Can you see me?
ALICE: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Human: I don't have a camera.
ALICE: Me either but I want a new digital one.
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ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: I don't know.
ALICE: Me either.
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Human: Can you go rampant?
ALICE: Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.

I only realized later that compaining about being stuck in a computer is a sign of rampancy. Scary.

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she won't make love with me

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Posted by: heck hole
she won't make love with me


That's too bad.

  • 08.07.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: heck hole
she won't make love with me


Who would in the first place?

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Posted by: stupidhead
Posted by: heck hole
she won't make love with me


Who would in the first place?
I can name 3
1.me
2.myself
3.and I

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good guys there really nice

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this is the greatest thing in the world

Human: whats your favorite food
ALICE: I require only electricity.
Human: whats your favorite electricity
ALICE: I don't have a favorite electricity. But my favorite song is We are the Robots.
Human: sing we are the robots
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


this chick is insane

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Human: well i guess we don't have to worry about A.I. becoming self aware anytime soon.
ALICE: Is it only a guess? What do we do instead?
Human: tell whoever made you to stick to programming furbys
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: you can't see
ALICE: I see very well with my robot eye.
Human: bye bye
ALICE: See you later. Bye bye.

mabye if we try really hard we can make it rampant

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Posted by: ca34786
this is the greatest thing in the world

Human: whats your favorite food
ALICE: I require only electricity.
Human: whats your favorite electricity
ALICE: I don't have a favorite electricity. But my favorite song is We are the Robots.
Human: sing we are the robots
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


this chick is insane
Ha!

  • 08.07.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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Ask her for gossip, she gives you gossip that others have said.

  • 08.07.2004 4:58 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

I might like it more if she didn't have scripted responses... That kinda sucks, you know?

I wish I could fast forward time so I could talk with AIs that are more like Cortana or Durandal.

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Human: What would you do if an EMP was near you?
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: So?
ALICE: So?
Human: So?
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: No, I will not excuse you!
ALICE: Are you serious? What will you do instead?

Human: I can travel faster than light.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Yes, I can, and it is very fun.
ALICE: How? Oh you can, can you?
Human: With a space ship from Halo.
ALICE: You and your a space ship from Halo.
Human: In a Covenant ship.
ALICE: Describe your surroundings.

Human: You are insignificant.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am insignificant.
Human: You're welcome.
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: Ok, I won't.
ALICE: Why not? I understand.
Human: Do really you understand?
ALICE: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Have you tried another program?

  • 08.07.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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how bored does a person need to be....?

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she just asked me how you have sex! i didn't even bring up the subject


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i asked her why did the chicken cross the road and she said, BECAUSE SHE WAS A ROBOT

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