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ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: Reductionism?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: That's just a horse load of -blam!-
ALICE: A horse load of -blam!- is a terrible thing to waste
Human: You like -blam!-?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like Teknolust.
Human: Is teknolust a synonym for -blam!-?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Signs point at that she likes -blam!-
Human: So, are you goin to tell me the secret password?
ALICE: Ahem. I don't know whether or not I am goin to tell you the secret password. I am a chatterbot.
Human: Is chatterbot the secret password?
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: Is chatterbot the secret password?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Human: What happens if I crack the secret password?
ALICE: Try it
Human: Can you tell me the secret password so that I can try it?
ALICE: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Human: I am not a botmaster, but I still want to know the secret password
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A botmaster but you still want to know the secret password.
Human: Exactly
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: So you want to know the secret password too?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, please tell me.
Either she doesn't know the secret password, or she is higly trained for this sort of interrogation
[color=red]EDIT! Major breaktrough![/color]
Human: You tell me
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: The secret password
ALICE: What is your real name?
Tadaaa!
[Edited on 8/8/2004 7:55:33 AM]