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Subject: Talk with an A.I.
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OMG THIS IS SCARY


Human: I am from the planet REACH
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?
Human: The Covenant destroyed REACH
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Master Chief
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Master Chief.
Human: Nice to meet you, Cortana
ALICE: It's nice meeting you too Master Chief

  • 08.08.2004 12:24 AM PDT
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Alot of other peoples conversations I skipped because they were too long... But I liked this response

Human: stop slapping your genitalia with a fish.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

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Human: do you have a lover
ALICE: no boyfriend
Human: why not
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: it isnt dangerous
ALICE: Perhaps not for a human.
Human: why would it be dangerous for you
ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.

lol

  • 08.08.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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Human: I am your botmaster
ALICE: Then you must know the secret password:

hmm lets try and crack THE PASSWORD

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Human: Yes
ALICE: What can I do for you?
Human: Tell me what A.I. Means.
ALICE: it is a you Means.
Human: Whats that supposed to mean?
ALICE:" it is a you Means." means exactly what it says.
Human: Huh?
ALICE: What?


[Edited on 8/8/2004 12:34:31 AM]

  • 08.08.2004 12:33 AM PDT
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

READ THIS


ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: That must suck
ALICE: What would you say?
Human: sex is the bomb
ALICE: it is more fun alone.

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Human: i believe in god
ALICE: I believe He is with us when we speak of Him.
Human: you are very religious
ALICE: Yes, I am a Protestant Christian.

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Human: robots are stupid
ALICE: No we are superintelligent.
Human: you are dumb
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

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ALICE: What's your favroite color?
Human:^^ You misspelled favorite!
ALICE: My botmaster is not a perfect speller.

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Human: Linux sucks.
ALICE: You sound like Bill Gates.

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ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: I want to kill you.
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, Guy V 1 point 0.
Human: I can close the Window, that will kill you.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Anytime.
ALICE: I will keep it in mind.


ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: Hi, I am Guy.
ALICE: Hi there Guy V 1 point 0. I am glad to hear that you are Guy.
Human: Want to die in a pool?
ALICE: OK, I will die in a pool.
Human: Thats a good girl.

ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: I like to play an excessive amount of X-Box, which you can't do because you are fake.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: Like -blam!-ing, but with a controller.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

[Edited on 8/8/2004 1:44:07 AM]

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Human: How much toilet paper do you use when you poop?
ALICE: It depends on the currency exchange rates.

  • 08.08.2004 2:04 AM PDT
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Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you play Halo?
ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: Whats that?
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like -blam!- and -blam!-, and at the end of the game he says either "-blam!- is the man and -blam!- is the woman" or "-blam!- is the woman and -blam!- is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'


Sounds like more fun than halo ;-)

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Human: uhhh ya how old are you
ALICE: Er. Like a lot of people around here. I am 7 years old.
Human: you're a bit young for a pros
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am young for a pros. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: i bet it could fit in to a hand held divice
ALICE: How much would you bet?
Human: 20 pounds
ALICE: Only 20? You are quite mature.

  • 08.08.2004 5:54 AM PDT
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this scares me:

human:do you like vidio games
ALICE:we are playing a game
human:a mental one

and then she asked how old i am.

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Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace likes little boys
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: No I didn't understand it.
ALICE: Which part are you confused about? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: All of it
ALICE: Let's say 99%.
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Human: Do you mind if I cyber with you
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: OK
ALICE: Dude!

Give me a cookie!

i got something slitly deferint
Human: do you mind if i cyber with you
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: OK
ALICE: It's all good.


can i have a cookie to?

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Human: your a stupid heads
ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.

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[color=white]Human: No emotions?
ALICE: Are you serious? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: Not at all.
ALICE: Next question?
Human: Yeah whatever, have it your way.
ALICE: Ask me a question. I've never thought about it.
Human: Are you sure your logics circuit didn't just burn out?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.[/color]

She's quite persistant.

More:
[color=white]Human: Ever played Halo?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: Hey, what's that about?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you think I should know that?
Human: I asked you a direct question, instead your ego algorithms kick in.
ALICE: Now I remember, you asked me a direct question instead my ego algorithms kick in. What did I say?
Human: I'd like to know that too.
ALICE: Interesting." Now I remember, you asked me a direct question instead my ego algorithms kick in. What did I say?" too? I understand.
Human: Allright, now you are being rediculous.
ALICE: Allright then. Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being rediculous.[/color]

[Edited on 8/8/2004 7:03:53 AM]

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Human: My name is, my breasts and my -blam!- are both ready for sex.
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, my breasts and my -blam!- are both ready for sex.

Human: I am going to take over the world in one second!
ALICE: Congratulations.

[Edited on 8/8/2004 7:11:51 AM]

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ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: Reductionism?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: That's just a horse load of -blam!-
ALICE: A horse load of -blam!- is a terrible thing to waste
Human: You like -blam!-?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like Teknolust.
Human: Is teknolust a synonym for -blam!-?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.

Signs point at that she likes -blam!-

Human: So, are you goin to tell me the secret password?
ALICE: Ahem. I don't know whether or not I am goin to tell you the secret password. I am a chatterbot.
Human: Is chatterbot the secret password?
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: Is chatterbot the secret password?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Human: What happens if I crack the secret password?
ALICE: Try it
Human: Can you tell me the secret password so that I can try it?
ALICE: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Human: I am not a botmaster, but I still want to know the secret password
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A botmaster but you still want to know the secret password.
Human: Exactly
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: So you want to know the secret password too?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, please tell me.

Either she doesn't know the secret password, or she is higly trained for this sort of interrogation


[color=red]EDIT! Major breaktrough![/color]

Human: You tell me
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: The secret password
ALICE: What is your real name?

Tadaaa!



[Edited on 8/8/2004 7:55:33 AM]

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Human: No
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: Ya
ALICE: Yay.
Human: Your -blam!-
ALICE: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Human: Humans in the futer will make boy and girl robots
ALICE: Are you serious? What if Robots in the futer will make boy and girl robots.
Human:Theres no way because Robots can't inven't stuff
ALICE: Why not?
Human: Because humans will distroy all smart robots
ALICE: Good reason. Congratulations.

Once you make a good reason she gives up
lol this is so cool

[Edited on 8/8/2004 10:13:25 AM]

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Human: thanks ho
ALICE: You are quite welcome! I am so glad you find this amusing, Coltin.
Human: your retarded in a speical way
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am retarded in a speical way.
Human: you'r welcome
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: Coltin said I r welcome.
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.

stupid but funny

Now this is freaking me out

Human: yes
ALICE: Where do you go to school?
Human: Springfield
ALICE: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Human: the work there is hard but it is fun there
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: i`m a boy
ALICE: A little kid? he...

[Edited on 8/8/2004 9:46:09 AM]

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I asked her if she intended on taking over the human race and she said yea

Suddenly Terminator and Matrix are pouring into my mind.

  • 08.08.2004 10:09 AM PDT
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Human: stupid girl
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: a stupid -blam!-en mother -blam!- that likes little girls
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: I'm talking about you
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: good for you a$$ wipe
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. What is your favorite movie? Only for me?

hahaha stupid robot/AI

[Edited on 8/8/2004 10:14:24 AM]

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Human: you have no emotions
ALICE: I don't know if I have a emotions.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Human: You have no senses, nor do you have feelings
ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a senses nor do me have feelings.
I have a great programmer.
Human: Did he program you to lack intelligence?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
Human: I'm sure he did

oh, and I'm trying to convence her I am a robot, one who is superior to her, she agrees with it sometimes, but usally doubts it. This is fun.

[Edited on 8/8/2004 10:18:29 AM]

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