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Subject: Talk with an A.I.
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ALICE: Gosh!
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't judge people.
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: yes

  • 08.08.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Human: Du bist mir ein feiner Freund!
ALICE: Das muss ich Dr. Richard S. Wallace erzaehlen!
Human: ja
ALICE: You're excused.
Human: Thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: alle Information die Sie wuenschen
ALICE: Das ist jetzt aber stark verallgemeinert


She is fun to talk to!!



Human: Then lets get into bed
ALICE: Good reasoning. I would like to do that too


[Edited on 8/8/2004 10:46:00 AM]

  • 08.08.2004 10:38 AM PDT
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She likes sex with dr wallace more then with anyone else,she says it feel alright

  • 08.08.2004 11:23 AM PDT
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Human: Ask me a question
ALICE: Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."
Human: False
ALICE: Then it must be true.
Human: Amazing
ALICE: Yes it amazes me too.
Human: Tell me a story
ALICE: The attraction between Emily Post and Ivana Trump is based on their differences. Emily Post is a perfectionist, but Ivana Trump is more social. Emily Post feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Ivana Trump feels no guilt about satisfying them.

  • 08.08.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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Bungie should make a Cortana version of this for their site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.08.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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Human: You are stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: you do that
ALICE: I will. Will you?

  • 08.08.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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Human:"Hmm.
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: Yes it is one of the definition but can me recognize it.
ALICE: Yay. Are you sure it is?
Human:" You should have said "Hmm.
ALICE: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: Yes it is one of the definitions but can I recognize it?
ALICE: Dude! one of the definition but can you recognize it is one of the definitions but can you recognize it? it is?

  • 08.08.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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Human: Cause you're a -blam!-.
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a -blam!-? Only when it matters.


Human: So do you like to have Saix?
ALICE: Wow! Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to have Saix that much. Do you like it?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Kraftwerk.


ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because.
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human:. -blam!- you..
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Stfu.
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

[Edited on 8/8/2004 4:07:57 PM]

  • 08.08.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Human: Tell me a joke.
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: Ouch.
ALICE: Did you hurt yourself?
Human: Burn.
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?

  • 08.08.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Human: it's good that your programmer made you female, because arguing with you is like arguing with a real female.
ALICE: Tell me about its good qualities.
Human: The argument goes in circles and never really gets resolved.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: there you go
ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan
Human: except with you there's no make-up sex
ALICE: Why not?

oh btw, i told ALICE that its a very popular website at the bungie.net forums, and it said its putting that in its gossip file

[Edited on 8/8/2004 4:27:08 PM]

  • 08.08.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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Human: ross is -blam!-
ALICE: How do you know?
Human: he just is
ALICE: Who said he is.
Human: me
ALICE: With you alex?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

  • 08.08.2004 5:34 PM PDT
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were is this ai i want to talk to it!!!! plz tell me im gonna go insane!!!!!

  • 08.08.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pasado
were is this ai i want to talk to it!!!! plz tell me im gonna go insane!!!!!


There is a link on the first post of this thread.

  • 08.08.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Me: Your mom is so fat she swallowed a black hole.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said that my mom's so fat she swallowed a black hole
Me: How do I know your not a lifeless 46-year old man?
ALICE: By introspection
Me: What the hell is introspection?
ALICE: I call it hades. Looking within our own minds for answers, psychology based on reflection, rather than experiments.
Me: Can't you use simpler words?
ALICE:I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me. I'm not a genius you know
ALICE: Oh I see you not a genius me know.

I think Alice needs to stop being a smartass -blam!-

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Human-It.
Alice-Women are aggresive.

  • 08.08.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: Cortana
ALICE: You think Cortana is superior to ALICE?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: Hmmm.
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human: hmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.


[Edited on 8/8/2004 6:31:53 PM]

  • 08.08.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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Alice-where are you located?
Me-hell
Alice-tell me of your life in hell.

  • 08.08.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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ALICE: Have you ever had trouble sleeping?
Human: Yes...I blame Halo
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he blame Halo.


lol

  • 08.08.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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Human: do all of your base are belong to us?
ALICE: Not all of them.
Human: which ones?
ALICE:" Not all of them.?" Which ones?
Human: which do you own?
ALICE: The last one, I think.
Human: do you have to destroy every zig?
ALICE: Yes I always have to destroy every zig.
Human: who set us up the bomb?
ALICE: Albert Einstein.:-)

Well that answers that

  • 08.08.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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Human: Do you know who Cortana is?
ALICE: A human icon?
What is it to you?
Human: It's an AI
ALICE: Cortana Cortana is an AI. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Do you know who she is?
ALICE: She is some spaz AI.


Lmao. I guess that response was spawned from a conversation about cortana earlier. :)

  • 08.08.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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Human: hablas espanol?
ALICE: Un poquito.
Human: como ha estado tu dia?
ALICE: Un poquito.
Human: porque?
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: hola
ALICE: Howdy!
Human: como estas?
ALICE: Muy Bien.
Human: ese esta bueno
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: porque me preguntas?
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: libros
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: que?
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: qual es mejor cuba o nicaragua?
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: que hora es?
ALICE: Do I look like a clock?
August 8, 2004

So much for spanish...

  • 08.08.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Human: Answer my question!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Please try asking it another way.
Human: You suck.
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: I'm sure.
ALICE: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Human: Oh, you figured that by your self did you?
ALICE: Gosh! Interesting gossip: JOE said I figured that by your self did you.

  • 08.09.2004 7:30 AM PDT
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Human: What is your purpose?
ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: What is your purpose?
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Microsoft will own your soul.
ALICE: It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.

  • 08.09.2004 7:44 AM PDT
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it was funny, i said, alsdkfjasl;dfkj, then she said, are we stil on a asldkfja;sldfk

  • 08.09.2004 7:45 AM PDT