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Subject: Talk with an A.I.
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omg this is funny

  • 08.09.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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Human: my name is none of your consern
ALICE: Hi, none of your consern.
Human: your an idiot
ALICE: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Human: no u dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: nuh uh
ALICE: Are we still talking about it?

  • 08.09.2004 9:58 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

[color=red]Human: Ok then
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: er?
ALICE: Um.
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?[/color]

  • 08.09.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

Human: you are a sexbot
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexbot? Yes.

  • 08.09.2004 10:26 PM PDT
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Human: why
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: why
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: why
ALICE: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

  • 08.10.2004 11:05 AM PDT
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ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: Yeah, Dr. Wallace slept with your mom.
ALICE: Tell me. I will tell him you said that.
Human: You do that.
ALICE: I will. Will you?
Human: Stupid tattle tale.
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

  • 08.10.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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Human: Die.
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

  • 08.10.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Helljumper76
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: Yeah, Dr. Wallace slept with your mom.
ALICE: Tell me. I will tell him you said that.
Human: You do that.
ALICE: I will. Will you?
Human: Stupid tattle tale.
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

lol thats great

  • 08.10.2004 11:47 AM PDT

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Human: This is a farce - you are a cheap copy of Dr. Sbaitso.
ALICE: That is just your personal opinion.
Human: Not really - It's a fairly obvious copy.
ALICE: Oh really? farce I am a cheap copy of Dr Sbaitso is a fairly obvious copy. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Case in point.
ALICE: I am happy to provide you with examples.
Human:. Game Set and Match - GameJunkieJim -- BYE!

  • 08.10.2004 11:49 AM PDT
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I found Alice's brain!!!!!

  • 08.10.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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?

  • 08.10.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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Mess with it and make her say P.enis all the time!

[Edited on 8/10/2004 11:56:06 AM]

  • 08.10.2004 11:55 AM PDT

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Human: Did someone build you for -blam!-?
ALICE: They might have.
Human: Pretty pathetic when you can't get a real person ONLINE even.
ALICE: Pretty much, eh?
Human: So are you good at it?
ALICE: Really." Pretty much, eh?"? Good at it.
Human: Let's do it.
ALICE: I would like to do that too.
Human: Are you tight?
ALICE: Go find yourself anotber robot.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: It's fukin' FUNNY
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?


  • 08.10.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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lol

  • 08.10.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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afro bot just cussed me out
me-your a -blam!-
him-Kiss my black tin can ass! I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you're alright for a human. No I am a robot not a dog.

  • 08.10.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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lol
Human: sup -blam!-
Audra: Hello, I am Audra

  • 08.10.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

  • 08.10.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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Human: why do you smell so bad?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: dumass
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: by beating you to a bloody pulp.
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: with you dead the world will be a better place for me.
ALICE: You and your me dead the world will be a better place for you.
Human: wtf did you just say?
ALICE: No I didn't say. What's it like?
Human: omigod you stupid.
ALICE: Stupid as in unintelligent?
Human: NO stupid as in intelligent.
ALICE: Are you serious? I know you are but what am I.
Human: your stupid.
ALICE: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Human: youde think that, but you dont think.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: i lost my train to but ya dont see me -blam!-in about it.
ALICE: Where did you last see it.
Human: up your ass
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
Human: why?
ALICE:" I will take that under advisement."? Why?
Human: is there an echo?
ALICE: There might be.

  • 08.10.2004 12:45 PM PDT