- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Human: why do you smell so bad?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: dumass
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: by beating you to a bloody pulp.
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: with you dead the world will be a better place for me.
ALICE: You and your me dead the world will be a better place for you.
Human: wtf did you just say?
ALICE: No I didn't say. What's it like?
Human: omigod you stupid.
ALICE: Stupid as in unintelligent?
Human: NO stupid as in intelligent.
ALICE: Are you serious? I know you are but what am I.
Human: your stupid.
ALICE: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Human: youde think that, but you dont think.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: i lost my train to but ya dont see me -blam!-in about it.
ALICE: Where did you last see it.
Human: up your ass
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
Human: why?
ALICE:" I will take that under advisement."? Why?
Human: is there an echo?
ALICE: There might be.