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Subject: You know you're addicted to Halo...

Thank you guys for all the success of this thread and like I promised, I will post the top 25 best reasons i've seen. Here they are:

25) You know that "Johnson knows what ladies like"
- xImpulse Sniper

24) When you know the Arbiter's real name
- Halo Fan 569

23) When you're bored of Halo, you play more Halo.
- BenjaminViolence

22) When you are afraid to step outside for fear of being killed by the guardians
- Belisarius

21)When you respond to this thread
- SirSire

20)when your car flips over you think you can flip it back up
- spartan w 007

19)...when you call your girlfriend Cortana
- aCOKE N aSMiLE

18)When the only reason you became an Aerospace Engineering major is to design the worlds first purple Banshee.
- S to that izzo

17)When you think you can make that jump
- FoSTOSHman

16)in geography you answer the question "what is the biggest city in africa?" whit "new mombassa"
- dceddy7

15)The weatherman warns of Flood and you pull out your shotgun
xD
- NoodleRaptor

14)When there's 1 minute left on the microwave timer and you say "1 minute remaining" in the matchmaking accent
- Falran

13)when arby and the chief has rendered you incapable of saying don't; you say dun instead.
- MikeW781

12)When you wake up next to a fat chick and say what a bad spawn
- iSnowboard11

11)when warthogs, falcons, hornets, and everything else are no longer animals
- Guthixs revenge

10)When someone gives you a boiling cup of water and says T-Bag this and you end up in the ER. Misunderstood the concept.
- BIGB EC

9)I can comfortably talk about Halo with my lady friends
- Shclick15 (aka the envy of all halo nerds out there)

8)You know your addicted to Halo when you get shot, and your on your deathbed, with your family and friends around you and say:

"Dun warry guyz, I haz unlimited lifez."
- i Jagged i

7) You teabag someone who's lying down
- EachToxic wolf

6)Anything posted by Zippy Zee Zoola

5)If you think what Master Chief's face looks like is as interesting as Kakashi's face...
Yeah, Naruto reference, I'm a nerd
- ketchupoball

4)if you are still playing halo after mw2 came out
- PlzzN0sCop3me

3)When you come home late and crouch walk to avoid detection
- posted by many members

2) You know you're addicted to Halo when you still play it despite:

Cheaters Online
Outdated 2001 Hud
480p graphics with no AA at 30fps and super jaggies
It's an entry level FPS series with easy auto aiming
The story makes no sense and contradicts itself
The last few games had no master chef
Online is full of 12 year olds and you are older now
You defend it and blindingly buy everything related to it despite these flaws
- kipzmud
and number 1 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis......................
*drumroll*
*explosion*
*gunshots*

1) ...When you sit and read the whole thread.
- posted by many members, but the first to do so was Awe of She x

I'd also like to point out an interesting convo me and LOlx THM xlOL. Here it is:

Him: I think he means that he considers his teacher a camper because they stay in one classroom all day.
Me:So Recess is Sandbox?
Him:And geography is forge
Me:And Computer Class is Theatre
Him:and history is campaign.
Me:And the Principal is a Prophet.
Him: the busses are the phantoms
Me: And Elementary students are Grunts, Middle Schoolers are Elites, High Schoolers are Brutes.
Him: And collage students are spartans
Me: Why can't this actually happen in real life?
Him: yes, why can't it:)
Him: you know your addicted to halo when you have a conversation like this one

Thanks for reading. i'll post up Honorable mentions later.
My first posts are right below:
1) You are more familiar with the UNSC than the USMC.
2) You think Cortana's voice sounds sexy.
3) You have a lifesize Master Chief in your living room, but not a lamp.

[Edited on 11.22.2010 8:10 PM PST]

  • 08.06.2010 7:08 PM PDT

Dragon Ball GT is the bane of my existence
I love Pokemon, Dragon Ball, DBZ, and DBK
"Where did you get that muffin?"
"Muffin button."
'But I didn't install a muffin button."
"Then where did I get this muffin?"

4) You know that "Johnson knows what ladies like"

  • 08.06.2010 7:13 PM PDT

"What did he say?" Feygor asked.
"He's coming to join us," Rawne said.
"What else did he say? Meryn said.
Rawne shrugged. "I don't remember. Atmospherics kept cutting him off."
"You're lying," Meryn said.
"Yes, but I outrank you, so live with it."

5) You create a thread in the Halo 3 forum about this.

  • 08.06.2010 7:19 PM PDT


Posted by: Deathbringer_135
5) You create a thread in the Halo 3 forum about this.

6) You know just what to post in a forum like this.

  • 08.06.2010 7:21 PM PDT

>.<


Posted by: BIGB EC
When you come home late and crouch walk to avoid detection.

You jump off the porch to smack someone in the back.

Haha

  • 08.06.2010 7:38 PM PDT

Your first thought when somebody says "teabag" isn't the one you put in hot water.

  • 08.06.2010 7:40 PM PDT


Posted by: BIGB EC
When you come home late and crouch walk to avoid detection.

You jump off the porch to smack someone in the back.

Past experiance?

  • 08.06.2010 7:41 PM PDT

Hm.... all I know is Cortona's voice is sexy :D haha

  • 08.06.2010 7:43 PM PDT


Posted by: WarLord0906
Hm.... all I know is Cortona's voice is sexy :D haha

Yes it is. You think Chief's armor gets smaller whenever he hears her voice? I know mine does, lol.

  • 08.06.2010 7:46 PM PDT

Haha nicee

  • 08.06.2010 7:47 PM PDT


Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: Deathbringer_135
5) You create a thread in the Halo 3 forum about this.

6) You know just what to post in a forum like this.


when you try to be a smartass and skip 4 :P

  • 08.06.2010 8:11 PM PDT

Haha nicee again lol

  • 08.06.2010 8:12 PM PDT

when you compare everything to Halo. Ex: "This cigarette is porbably not as good as Johnson's cigar." I'm losing creativity here.

  • 08.06.2010 8:34 PM PDT
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Junior Dos Santos, know the name, he's the future.

BLACK POWER!

when u buy the legendary edition of Reach just to get flaming armor.

  • 08.06.2010 8:41 PM PDT

you have dreams about haveing sex with cortana!lo1

[Edited on 08.06.2010 8:51 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2010 8:50 PM PDT


Posted by: smog321
you have dreams about haveing sex with cortana!lo1

o_0. I wish. :3
Anyway: 1337) when you compare something awesome to the Halo 1 pistol.
777) when seven has a bigger meaning to you than it just being a lucky number.
343) you jizz every time you hear Chief's voice. Come on, it's that awesome.

  • 08.06.2010 8:55 PM PDT

When you know the Arbiter's real name.

  • 08.06.2010 8:56 PM PDT


Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: smog321
you have dreams about haveing sex with cortana!lo1

o_0. I wish. :3
Anyway: 1337) when you compare something awesome to the Halo 1 pistol.
777) when seven has a bigger meaning to you than it just being a lucky number.
343) you jizz every time you hear Chief's voice. Come on, it's that awesome.

i agree mc's voice is awsome but no jizz.
lol i do have dreams about cortana though.[later that night...shit i had a wet dream about cortana.]lolololol jk

  • 08.06.2010 8:58 PM PDT


Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

-1) When you have the Halopedia. So that way you can look up Arbiter's real name. *goes to check right now* Huh, so that's what it is.

  • 08.06.2010 8:58 PM PDT


Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

i did but i cant remember it.

  • 08.06.2010 9:00 PM PDT


Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

-1) When you have the Halopedia. So that way you can look up Arbiter's real name. *goes to check right now* Huh, so that's what it is.


Yes, but you definitly know you play too much Halo when you know he changed it twice.

  • 08.06.2010 9:00 PM PDT


Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

-1) When you have the Halopedia. So that way you can look up Arbiter's real name. *goes to check right now* Huh, so that's what it is.

ha lollololololololololololol its number negitive one!!!!lol

[Edited on 08.06.2010 9:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2010 9:02 PM PDT


Posted by: Halo Fan 569

Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

-1) When you have the Halopedia. So that way you can look up Arbiter's real name. *goes to check right now* Huh, so that's what it is.


Yes, but you definitly know you play too much Halo when you know he changed it twice.

0_0. You know you're addicted to Halo if your name is Halo Fan 569.

  • 08.06.2010 9:03 PM PDT


Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: Halo Fan 569

Posted by: vinjhup

Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

-1) When you have the Halopedia. So that way you can look up Arbiter's real name. *goes to check right now* Huh, so that's what it is.


Yes, but you definitly know you play too much Halo when you know he changed it twice.

0_0. You know you're addicted to Halo if your name is Halo Fan 569.


Yeah...

  • 08.06.2010 9:05 PM PDT