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Subject: You know you're addicted to Halo...

when you see someone on fire you yell omfg...Bungie


can i haz flames?

  • 08.14.2010 5:23 PM PDT

Halo Reach - Make a prequel to the fight.
Halo CE - Begin the fight.
Halo 2 - Continue the fight.
Halo 3 - Finish the fight.
Halo 4 - Start a new fight.

When the only piece of armor you need is the Bungiechest.

[Edited on 08.14.2010 5:27 PM PDT]

  • 08.14.2010 5:26 PM PDT

Halo Reach - Make a prequel to the fight.
Halo CE - Begin the fight.
Halo 2 - Continue the fight.
Halo 3 - Finish the fight.
Halo 4 - Start a new fight.

When you can speak at least 2 languages: English and Blarg Blarg Honk.

  • 08.14.2010 5:32 PM PDT

I've seen my family fade away, You've taken my whole life left me nothing to say. Sitting in silence with heaven above me i prayed every night by their graves. I search for closure i feel it no longer i can't turn my face away. I stand before you Ive seen what I've had to but now i leave your sight to avenge my family, I've taken my whole life there's nothing left to say.

You know your addicted to halo when..... You think you are the master chief.

  • 08.14.2010 5:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Shadow Wolf7347l
You know your addicted to halo when..... You think you are the master chief.

Thank goodness teabagging wasn't popular in H3 during this time.

  • 08.14.2010 6:56 PM PDT

56) When you're definition of reading material is the whole series of Halo books and the graphic novel.

  • 08.14.2010 7:19 PM PDT

Oh noez! This thread is sinking into nothingness again.

  • 08.14.2010 8:35 PM PDT

Dragon Ball GT is the bane of my existence
I love Pokemon, Dragon Ball, DBZ, and DBK
"Where did you get that muffin?"
"Muffin button."
'But I didn't install a muffin button."
"Then where did I get this muffin?"

When you say WORT WORT WORT!! in public.

  • 08.14.2010 8:57 PM PDT

When you want to sit on the rails of a helicopter just like you can do with the Hornet.

  • 08.14.2010 9:00 PM PDT

....let's see. *looks in Archives* Here's one!
12) When you spent your life-savings on every Halo game and their highest edition.

  • 08.14.2010 9:43 PM PDT

When popcorn is... THE FLOOD!!!

  • 08.14.2010 9:49 PM PDT

I've seen my family fade away, You've taken my whole life left me nothing to say. Sitting in silence with heaven above me i prayed every night by their graves. I search for closure i feel it no longer i can't turn my face away. I stand before you Ive seen what I've had to but now i leave your sight to avenge my family, I've taken my whole life there's nothing left to say.

>.>
<.<
WORT
WORT
WORT

  • 08.14.2010 10:47 PM PDT

Leader of the Deadly Viper Squad

When this gives you goosebumps and when Master Chief looks up in that it sends shivers down your spine.

  • 08.15.2010 3:06 AM PDT

I know I am addicted to Halo when...

- I host LAN parties instead of parties.
- My friends and I teabag a friend that falls over, and chant "lololol".
- We regualarly make jokes about Halo (seriously, I was over my mates last night and we must have said 20+ Halo jokes...)

- When I attempt to bounce my rubbish into a bin while shouting out "NADE!".



I MUST SHARE AN EPIC MOMENT WITH YOU!

At my last LAN party (16 people, Halo 3, all my friends playing NO LAG infection FTW) there was an epic moment of Haloness...

Alex grabs the marshmallows.
I (Joe) snatch them off of him, and attempt to open them.
- THEY DON'T OPEN. EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME INTENTLY.
Joe: "Time to use the inner chief!"
- THEY DON'T OPEN.
Eddy: "Master Chief wasn't trained for this."

The room exploded with laughter.



MY FRIENDS AND I ALSO RIPPED THIS FROM HALO (sortof)

We don't greet each other with a wave anymore.

We used slightly bend our knees, in a fashion of respectful teabagging to greet each other, as a joke

We know seriously do this, and I forget to wave to normal people sometimes!



As I finish, I am not nerdy. I am an MLG player, and am fairly good. I am fit in real life, enjoy a variety of things, go to work, relax with friends. I am normal... except for a few Halo-related things...



One friend I have, Alex (whom I snatched the marshmallows from) is "SPARTAN-107" and I am "SPARTAN-103". We now greet each other like this...

--

*See each other from distance. Both teabag greet.*
Joe: "107."
Alex: "103."
*THEN, we continue with a completely normal conversation.



I say "kbye" to people.



Wow, I sound nerdy....



You know your addicted to Halo when...

- You say "eating spam is tactical noob."

- You say "noob".

- When you see a flipped over bike, your thumb instinctively attempts to hold the RB bumper (or B button).

- You wish you could just jump over the fence, instead of climb it.

- You wish you could go into orb mode.

MY LAST JOKE TO BRENDON;

*His brother was swearing at him, hurling verbal abuse at him.
* So I hand him a shoe and whisper; "Deploy the bubble shield."

--

WOOT WOOT!

I may edit this later!
I'm on a roll!

  • 08.15.2010 4:04 AM PDT

My mum just said "Joe, I want the computer off at 9:30, because you have to get up early for work tomorrow."

MY REPLY;
"Sad face."

Lolled and beenetted it.

  • 08.15.2010 4:19 AM PDT

MY FIRST SAVED THREAD IN THREE YEARS.

  • 08.15.2010 4:23 AM PDT


Posted by: i Jagged i
MY FIRST SAVED THREAD IN THREE YEARS.

My first hot topic evah! Yeah.
76) You ask your school choir if they can learn the menu theme from H3.

  • 08.15.2010 11:28 AM PDT

When your getting in the car and your friend calls shotgun and the firt thing that comes to mind is, ''what a noob I call sniper''

  • 08.15.2010 11:40 AM PDT

Honor is for the one who can take it.

Halo 2 profile: spotsniperboy

when ur at school and u want to call ur teacher a "camper".

  • 08.15.2010 11:44 AM PDT


Posted by: Rootcutter
when ur at school and u want to call ur teacher a "camper".

?

  • 08.15.2010 11:48 AM PDT

I think he means that he considers his teacher a camper because they stay in one classroom all day.

  • 08.15.2010 12:01 PM PDT


Posted by: LOlx THM xlOL
I think he means that he considers his teacher a camper because they stay in one classroom all day.

So Recess is Sandbox?

  • 08.15.2010 12:04 PM PDT

And geography is forge.

  • 08.15.2010 12:08 PM PDT

And Computer Class is Theatre

  • 08.15.2010 12:09 PM PDT

and history is campaign.

  • 08.15.2010 12:12 PM PDT