I know I am addicted to Halo when...
- I host LAN parties instead of parties.
- My friends and I teabag a friend that falls over, and chant "lololol".
- We regualarly make jokes about Halo (seriously, I was over my mates last night and we must have said 20+ Halo jokes...)
- When I attempt to bounce my rubbish into a bin while shouting out "NADE!".
I MUST SHARE AN EPIC MOMENT WITH YOU!
At my last LAN party (16 people, Halo 3, all my friends playing NO LAG infection FTW) there was an epic moment of Haloness...
Alex grabs the marshmallows.
I (Joe) snatch them off of him, and attempt to open them.
- THEY DON'T OPEN. EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME INTENTLY.
Joe: "Time to use the inner chief!"
- THEY DON'T OPEN.
Eddy: "Master Chief wasn't trained for this."
The room exploded with laughter.
MY FRIENDS AND I ALSO RIPPED THIS FROM HALO (sortof)
We don't greet each other with a wave anymore.
We used slightly bend our knees, in a fashion of respectful teabagging to greet each other, as a joke
We know seriously do this, and I forget to wave to normal people sometimes!
As I finish, I am not nerdy. I am an MLG player, and am fairly good. I am fit in real life, enjoy a variety of things, go to work, relax with friends. I am normal... except for a few Halo-related things...
One friend I have, Alex (whom I snatched the marshmallows from) is "SPARTAN-107" and I am "SPARTAN-103". We now greet each other like this...
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*See each other from distance. Both teabag greet.*
Joe: "107."
Alex: "103."
*THEN, we continue with a completely normal conversation.
I say "kbye" to people.
Wow, I sound nerdy....
You know your addicted to Halo when...
- You say "eating spam is tactical noob."
- You say "noob".
- When you see a flipped over bike, your thumb instinctively attempts to hold the RB bumper (or B button).
- You wish you could just jump over the fence, instead of climb it.
- You wish you could go into orb mode.
MY LAST JOKE TO BRENDON;
*His brother was swearing at him, hurling verbal abuse at him.
* So I hand him a shoe and whisper; "Deploy the bubble shield."
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WOOT WOOT!
I may edit this later!
I'm on a roll!