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Subject: You know you're addicted to Halo...

Yay, it reached 200.

200) You didn't cry when your parents told you that the Easter Bunny, Santa, and characters like them weren't real. But you did cry when you realized that Chief isn't real.

  • 08.12.2010 6:23 PM PDT

201) Your wife says, "it's either me or the master chief". You think its great she even knows his name and she's never played the game, alas, you and you imaginary MC friend wave her goodbye as she gets in the cab.

  • 08.12.2010 7:05 PM PDT

Yes, really

when you say " I call sniper!" instead of shotgun by accident when going somewhere in a car.

  • 08.12.2010 7:09 PM PDT

Having fun in Lala land.

When you can tell the whole Human-Covenant war from beginning to end and when you write it, it's 10 pages long.

  • 08.12.2010 7:29 PM PDT
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#1 or you want huge dicks up your -blam!- hole by bungie cause they like men

  • 08.12.2010 8:12 PM PDT


Posted by: i hate bungjie
#1 or you want huge dicks up your -blam!- hole by bungie cause they like men

okaaaaaaay...

  • 08.12.2010 8:14 PM PDT

Love star wars? Join KOTOR
Wanna be a ninja? Join Ninja Academy

202) When You're having dinner. You pick up a spoon. In the corner of your vision, something says "Hold RB to Dual Wield with Fork."

  • 08.12.2010 8:16 PM PDT

Wouldn't it be LB?

  • 08.12.2010 8:17 PM PDT

MLG 50
Team Doubles 50
Team Snipers 50
Team Slayer 50
Lone Wolves 48
Team Swat 48

When you wake up next to a fat chick and say what a bad spawn.

  • 08.12.2010 8:42 PM PDT

when warthogs, falcons, hornets, and everything else are no longer animals

  • 08.12.2010 8:46 PM PDT

The one thing you desire most in this world is something you'll never get. My desire is love. So far, my desire follows the phrase to the letter.

when you ask nasa for a spaceship so you can go find halo and blow it up

  • 08.12.2010 8:46 PM PDT

MHMH MHMH
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Posted by: Halo Fan 569
I'm not sure if his name is John, or if that's just the name the UNSC gave him.



HIS NAME IS SAM. SAM I AM AND YES< MY VOICE MAKE ME JIZZ AND I bANG CORTANA ALLLLLLLL THE TIME.

  • 08.12.2010 9:08 PM PDT

MHMH MHMH
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Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: Javelin434
Killing 2 taliban and telling your squad to shut up so you can hear the "double kill", or referring your M-16 as your "Battle Rifle" (I wouldn't be suprised if the Armed Forces did...)


The M16 Isn't like the BR, The BR Is like a FAMAS With a ACOG Scope


Smart Ass lol

  • 08.12.2010 9:12 PM PDT

lol, Plasma Pistols

Posted by: vinjhup
Your first thought when somebody says "teabag" isn't the one you put in hot water.


So true.

  • 08.12.2010 9:39 PM PDT
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The arbiters name is Shiikar Aniora everyone knows that!!!!

  • 08.12.2010 10:17 PM PDT
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This is a dead account.

Any messages received will be ignored, and burned.

When you fall in love with the game

  • 08.12.2010 10:18 PM PDT
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I like Halo. Since you are reading this, you probably do too.

When your first thought after hearing that your wife told your son that the medicine he was about to take was "juice" is...Betrayal!

  • 08.12.2010 10:48 PM PDT

Ah, someone leaked. Now to find the leak and.... plug it.
With justice.

I use coup 5
Never Played halo 1 = Invalid opinion
Bloom isn't whats broken, its your idea of what good is and your opinion
Thats like saying uber nerf armor lock because like 20 percent of the community hates it. Oh wait..................

4) You know more planets in Halo than than you know people.

  • 08.12.2010 11:25 PM PDT

You want to use plasma guns instead of bullets in the army.

  • 08.13.2010 12:07 AM PDT
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when you create an account just to post on this forum for the first time just because you own halo 3.......thats me lol

  • 08.13.2010 1:04 AM PDT

-xRevan116x-

203) when you come to school and people call you a halo freak (coz they play god f***ing damned MW2) you tell them you will stop playing it. then as soon as you come home you turn on your xbox, load halo 3 mythic, open up teh matchmaking lobby, select teh MLG playlist and start owning for about 6 hours. And that repeats every f***ing day!!!!!

  • 08.13.2010 1:27 AM PDT

When you have a license plate frame that says "MY OTHER CAR IS A WARTHOG"

  • 08.13.2010 1:35 AM PDT

Herp Derp.

"Need some beans for the chowder here" - JFK

When you send Cortana a Christmas Card.

  • 08.13.2010 4:47 AM PDT