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Subject: You know you're addicted to Halo...


Posted by: fatman1117
Have been to the midnight release. Not proud to admit that lol.

I'd be.

  • 08.18.2010 6:56 AM PDT

M) When you go on Youtube just to look at anything Halo-related.
1000) When the Reach countdown surpasses the New Year's countdown by a landslide.
45) When you write a 25-page long theory as to why Covenant plasma is safer, yet more effective than actual plasma.
G) Whenever your Spartan throws a grenade up in the air, you look in the same direction that you throw it.
33) Whenver your Spartan jumps, you straighten your spine like you're jumping.
12) You think that every shot you get is just another one of those small augmentations.
23) When you're on your death bed, you say, "It's alright, I'll respawn back home after I die.
14) When you say "My roflcopter, it goes soi soi soi soi."

[Edited on 08.18.2010 7:23 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2010 7:18 AM PDT

When we began to play Halo, we took an oath!
According to our station! All without exception!
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Seventh Column!
Even to our dying breath!
Those who would break this oath are heretics! Worthy of neither pity nor mercy!
We shall grind them into dust! Wipe them as excrement from our boots!
And continue our march to glorious salvation!

What number are we on?) You know you're addicted to Halo when you perform weapon animations when you're not doing anything.

  • 08.18.2010 7:23 AM PDT

I don't know) When the only two sport associations you know are AGLA (American Griffball League of America) and MLG (Major League Gaming).

96) If you're one of the persons in the stands at an MLG match.

  • 08.18.2010 7:31 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: vinjhup
14) When you say "My roflcopter, it goes soi soi soi soi."


then i guess Isaac Clarke is addicted to halo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I28PBSd1OFs

might i suggest skipping to the part where the slasher attempts to get into the elevator

  • 08.18.2010 7:35 AM PDT

Well, it's not illegal if you like it...

-When You Think That Halo Graphics Are WAY More Life Like Than Real Life-
-When You Mistake The Bible For A 1,500 Halo Novel-
-When On The News A Report About A Large Downtown FireFight You Think ' Bungie You've Done It Again!'
-When You Relate Everything In The Bible To The Halo Universe-
-When You're Addicted To Halo-
-When You COmpare Halo To real Life-
-When Someone Mentions SEVEN Bungie Cords And You Instantly Think That Bungie Are Slowly Taking Over The World-
-When You name Your Dog Ling Ling-
-When You Eat Tijuna Mamas-
-When You Ask Your Mum To Buy You And New Halo Reach LE Xbox 360 Slim Just Because You Want It-
-When You Spend 48 Hours Trying To Get VidMaster Classic-
-When You Have Enough Skill To Beat VidMaster Classic In 10 Mins-
-When You Run out Of Creative responses And You Stay Up all Night Just To Think Of One-

  • 08.18.2010 8:18 AM PDT



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Posted by: AllegedSundew2
-When You Think That Halo Graphics Are WAY More Life Like Than Real Life-
-When You Mistake The Bible For A 1,500 Halo Novel-
-When On The News A Report About A Large Downtown FireFight You Think ' Bungie You've Done It Again!'
-When You Relate Everything In The Bible To The Halo Universe-
-When You're Addicted To Halo-
-When You COmpare Halo To real Life-
-When Someone Mentions SEVEN Bungie Cords And You Instantly Think That Bungie Are Slowly Taking Over The World-
-When You name Your Dog Ling Ling-
-When You Eat Tijuna Mamas-
-When You Ask Your Mum To Buy You And New Halo Reach LE Xbox 360 Slim Just Because You Want It-
-When You Spend 48 Hours Trying To Get VidMaster Classic-
-When You Have Enough Skill To Beat VidMaster Classic In 10 Mins-
-When You Run out Of Creative responses And You Stay Up all Night Just To Think Of One-


The 5th 6th and last one fit me. Oh, and did you know that your 7th reason is about the 7 bungie cords?

  • 08.18.2010 1:08 PM PDT

THE HALO REACH CLAN

you try to go to a gun store and ask for a br

  • 08.18.2010 1:11 PM PDT

Only those who commit, can truly say, they are honorable.
- Matt Sherman

Only the wise, drink cream soda.
- Devex

Number 2, Great, i'm screwed.

  • 08.18.2010 1:13 PM PDT

Go Reach.


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-When You Have Enough Skill To Beat VidMaster Classic In 10 Mins-


Yeaahh... that would be me

  • 08.18.2010 1:16 PM PDT

Go Reach.

-When you try to make your Nerf guns look like halo 3 weapons and even spray paint them specially

  • 08.18.2010 1:18 PM PDT

12) When you want those Nerf guns

  • 08.18.2010 1:21 PM PDT
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69) When you link your Gamertag to the Bungie website.

70) When you pay at least $10 to read a book about Halo.

80) When you spend an hour just trying to get that damn ghost out of Sidewinder too.

81) When you post more than three things about being addicted to Halo.

82) When you watch Halo Machinima.

83) When you watch all trailers for all Halo games even for the ones already released.

Guilty of all of these. By the way doesn't anyone think the E3 2000 trailer for Halo 1 looks like Oddworld Munch's Odyssey?

  • 08.18.2010 1:26 PM PDT


Posted by: RingingRage
69) When you link your Gamertag to the Bungie website.

70) When you pay at least $10 to read a book about Halo.

80) When you spend an hour just trying to get that damn ghost out of Sidewinder too.

81) When you post more than three things about being addicted to Halo.

82) When you watch Halo Machinima.

83) When you watch all trailers for all Halo games even for the ones already released.

Guilty of all of these. By the way doesn't anyone think the E3 2000 trailer for Halo 1 looks like Oddworld Munch's Odyssey?

69, 81, and 82 fit me. And I haven't seen the Halo 1 trailer yet.
123) When you watch old ViDocs for that nostalgic feeling.
1234) When you say three word or less at a time like Chief does.
12345) When this is your favorite song.

  • 08.18.2010 1:33 PM PDT
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?sdrawkcab si scnetnes siht wonk uoy did

Let's lol not troll.

Teh Flood was here

(1)When a soldier is being awarded the medal of honor because he went far above the call of duty you say "c0ck of dooty modern g@y Fuk stuipid!"

(2)you ask to be given the number '117' of your class number.

(3)you put a sticker of your h3 emblem on your right shoulder.

(4)if you fill your file share with -blam!- and weed.

(5)if your atv is a mongoose.

(6)if you put a nerf blaster on your cars roof to make it a warthog.

(7)on a social studies test it says "Christopher Columbus sailed to America in what year?" you answer "2552".

(8_if your your in a hospital because you thought that you couldn't take fall damage and you call your doctor "Dr. Halsy" (i think that's how you spell her name)

(9)you go to a boyscout meeting with scout armor on.

(10)you study the big satellites in the desert that look for aliens in the desert and you say "i don't see standoff in this picture."

(11)you cry when someone ends you killing spree.

(12)it's Easter and you find an egg behind your xbox, you open it and inside is candy, then you say "i thought i was gunna get marty :("

(13)you draw a picture of recon and place it on your tv screen and write on the bottom "you can haz reconz!"

(14)you marry a bungie employee for recon

(15)you cant get past arrival

(16)you take pictures of cortana's butt

(17)you teebag a player who won the lone wolves game

(18)you see your dad in a towel washing his hair, you take a pic and say "this is going on my fileshare!'

(19)you run someone over with your car and say "what? no achievement?!"

(20)your dad says "i want you to build a small car with this 'assembly' kit with a 'hammer' and '5' nails." and you say "there's an achievement for that"

(21)you bring you xbox on father son camping trips

(22)when you go to bed, you laydown like master chief did in his cry-o tube

(23)you make your glasses look like the E.O.D visor

(24)you take a bite out of your sandwich and say "overkill"

(25)you forget your real name and go by your xbox live gammertag in real life

(26)your neighbor take you on a ride in his new car and you say "dose this thing have power slide?"

(27)you toilet overflows and floods your basement and you say "weres the activation index?"

(28)you marrage ring is a mini halo.

(29)you make a recon helmate and light it on fire and say "i haz flaming reconz!"

(30)you put on a school backpack and jumpout your window and say "i haz a jetpack"

(31)you push your mom on the floor and yell "im the jougernaught B1TCH!"

(32)when your science teacher says that your dissecting a frog, you think of it as cutting a grunt open with an energy sword.

(33)you find a shell on the beach and say "how do i put this in my shotgun?"

(34)you punch 15 random people and say "perfection!"

(35)you hold up to blue rocks and run toward someone you hate

(36)your stomach looks like a grunts

(37)your asked what the blessed trinity is and you say "master chief, the arbiter, and cortana"

(38)you pray for a killing frenzy and mvp before each match

(39)you pack up your stuff and say "mom im leaving this playlist cuz i can get any good matches, you can stay in this noobhut or join me in team slayer." your mom is like this "????"

(40)when your dad asks you to run a marathon withe him you say "i have that achievement, but im sure you'll get it"

(41)when your teacher reads you romeo and juliet and she says "romeo saved juliet from the tower" and you say "wouldn't romeo be in the tower? cuz thats were the sniper is."

(42)when you climb on your bed and you say "i got top mid!"

(43)when you climb into you kitchen sink and say "i got pink tower!"

(44)when you play halo in the dark and then your mom comes and turns your light on you say "there's no flares on this map noob"

(45)when you see your cat on his cat tree you say into your headset "someones in the sniper tower"

(46)when you make new halo melees with your homework.

(47)when its march 3, you neal down and cry in front of a poster that says "remember reach"

(48)when you take a telescope out and look for reach

(49)when you try to draw the halo 3 hud with a pencil in your eye

(50)when its election day and you vote for chief to be pres

(51)when you get rick roll'd for looking up "how to play has brutes" on youtube

(52)when you drive by a big house and you say "nice forging"

(53)when you make and elite costume

(54)when your history teacher says "we will be learning about prehistoric times" and you say "NO MORE DINOS!"

(55)when you find a fork in the dirt and you sat "i found a fore runner artifact!"

(56)when it's a kids birthday party and he is about to hit the pinata and you pull the bat out of his hands and say "grav-ham is taken"

(57)when it's a kids birthday party and a surprise confetti cannon goes off and you say "i love grunt birthday party :D"

(58) when your dad finds you sitting on the ground at midnight looking at the stars he says "are you okay son?' and you say "this galaxy is vast but hides dark secrets..."

[Edited on 08.18.2010 5:15 PM PDT]

  • 08.18.2010 4:58 PM PDT

Halo Reach - Make a prequel to the fight.
Halo CE - Begin the fight.
Halo 2 - Continue the fight.
Halo 3 - Finish the fight.
Halo 4 - Start a new fight.

Posted by: Zippy Zee Zoola
(1)When a soldier is being awarded the medal of honor because he went far above the call of duty you say "c0ck of dooty modern g@y Fuk stuipid!"

(2)you ask to be given the number '117' of your class number.

(3)you put a sticker of your h3 emblem on your right shoulder.

(4)if you fill your file share with -blam!- and weed.

(5)if your atv is a mongoose.

(6)if you put a nerf blaster on your cars roof to make it a warthog.

(7)on a social studies test it says "Christopher Columbus sailed to America in what year?" you answer "2552".

(8_if your your in a hospital because you thought that you couldn't take fall damage and you call your doctor "Dr. Halsy" (i think that's how you spell her name)

(9)you go to a boyscout meeting with scout armor on.

(10)you study the big satellites in the desert that look for aliens in the desert and you say "i don't see standoff in this picture."

(11)you cry when someone ends you killing spree.

(12)it's Easter and you find an egg behind your xbox, you open it and inside is candy, then you say "i thought i was gunna get marty :("

(13)you draw a picture of recon and place it on your tv screen and write on the bottom "you can haz reconz!"

(14)you marry a bungie employee for recon

(15)you cant get past arrival

(16)you take pictures of cortana's butt

(17)you teebag a player who won the lone wolves game

(18)you see your dad in a towel washing his hair, you take a pic and say "this is going on my fileshare!'

(19)you run someone over with your car and say "what? no achievement?!"

(20)your dad says "i want you to build a small car with this 'assembly' kit with a 'hammer' and '5' nails." and you say "there's an achievement for that"

(21)you bring you xbox on father son camping trips

(22)when you go to bed, you laydown like master chief did in his cry-o tube

(23)you make your glasses look like the E.O.D visor

(24)you take a bite out of your sandwich and say "overkill"

(25)you forget your real name and go by your xbox live gammertag in real life

(26)your neighbor take you on a ride in his new car and you say "dose this thing have power slide?"

(27)you toilet overflows and floods your basement and you say "weres the activation index?"

(28)you marrage ring is a mini halo.

(29)you make a recon helmate and light it on fire and say "i haz flaming reconz!"

(30)you put on a school backpack and jumpout your window and say "i haz a jetpack"

(31)you push your mom on the floor and yell "im the jougernaught B1TCH!"

(32)when your science teacher says that your dissecting a frog, you think of it as cutting a grunt open with an energy sword.

(33)you find a shell on the beach and say "how do i put this in my shotgun?"

(34)you punch 15 random people and say "perfection!"

(35)you hold up to blue rocks and run toward someone you hate

(36)your stomach looks like a grunts

(37)your asked what the blessed trinity is and you say "master chief, the arbiter, and cortana"

(38)you pray for a killing frenzy and mvp before each match

(39)you pack up your stuff and say "mom im leaving this playlist cuz i can get any good matches, you can stay in this noobhut or join me in team slayer." your mom is like this "????"

(40)when your dad asks you to run a marathon withe him you say "i have that achievement, but im sure you'll get it"

(41)when your teacher reads you romeo and juliet and she says "romeo saved juliet from the tower" and you say "wouldn't romeo be in the tower? cuz thats were the sniper is."

(42)when you climb on your bed and you say "i got top mid!"

(43)when you climb into you kitchen sink and say "i got pink tower!"

(44)when you play halo in the dark and then your mom comes and turns your light on you say "there's no flares on this map noob"

(45)when you see your cat on his cat tree you say into your headset "someones in the sniper tower"

(46)when you make new halo melees with your homework.

(47)when its march 3, you neal down and cry in front of a poster that says "remember reach"

(48)when you take a telescope out and look for reach

(49)when you try to draw the halo 3 hud with a pencil in your eye

(50)when its election day and you vote for chief to be pres

(51)when you get rick roll'd for looking up "how to play has brutes" on youtube

(52)when you drive by a big house and you say "nice forging"

(53)when you make and elite costume

(54)when your history teacher says "we will be learning about prehistoric times" and you say "NO MORE DINOS!"

(55)when you find a fork in the dirt and you sat "i found a fore runner artifact!"

(56)when it's a kids birthday party and he is about to hit the pinata and you pull the bat out of his hands and say "grav-ham is taken"

(57)when it's a kids birthday party and a surprise confetti cannon goes off and you say "i love grunt birthday party :D"

(58) when your dad finds you sitting on the ground at midnight looking at the stars he says "are you okay son?' and you say "this galaxy is vast but hides dark secrets..."


I believe #31 is a quote from X-Men: The Last Stand

  • 08.18.2010 5:23 PM PDT

When you make it your mission to find every Halo pop culture reference out there.

  • 08.18.2010 5:57 PM PDT
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Nuroc

LOL! teh sad thing is.. i do alot of things on that list!!!!

  • 08.18.2010 6:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Nuroc
LOL! teh sad thing is.. i do alot of things on that list!!!!

Question is: Can you do all of the things on the list? If you do, I will give you 1600 MS points, no joke.

  • 08.18.2010 6:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Double Rainbow

Posted by: vinjhup
When you make it your mission to find every Halo pop culture reference out there.


Way to bump your own thread.

Yes, but they're relevant bumps. Besides, this thing has almost 400 replies. I'm not going to stop now!

  • 08.18.2010 6:32 PM PDT

"I said I never had much use for one....never said I didn't know how to use it."

You hear a Flash-Flood warning,and you go grab your Shotgun.

  • 08.18.2010 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Grunt Chietain
You hear a Flash-Flood warning,and you go grab your Shotgun.

I'm sorry but, this has been said about 4 times now. You're a little late for the party,

  • 08.18.2010 7:16 PM PDT

111111111) When you go to Japan to get a copy of Reach

  • 08.18.2010 7:41 PM PDT