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?sdrawkcab si scnetnes siht wonk uoy did
Let's lol not troll.
Teh Flood was here
(1)When a soldier is being awarded the medal of honor because he went far above the call of duty you say "c0ck of dooty modern g@y Fuk stuipid!"
(2)you ask to be given the number '117' of your class number.
(3)you put a sticker of your h3 emblem on your right shoulder.
(4)if you fill your file share with -blam!- and weed.
(5)if your atv is a mongoose.
(6)if you put a nerf blaster on your cars roof to make it a warthog.
(7)on a social studies test it says "Christopher Columbus sailed to America in what year?" you answer "2552".
(8_if your your in a hospital because you thought that you couldn't take fall damage and you call your doctor "Dr. Halsy" (i think that's how you spell her name)
(9)you go to a boyscout meeting with scout armor on.
(10)you study the big satellites in the desert that look for aliens in the desert and you say "i don't see standoff in this picture."
(11)you cry when someone ends you killing spree.
(12)it's Easter and you find an egg behind your xbox, you open it and inside is candy, then you say "i thought i was gunna get marty :("
(13)you draw a picture of recon and place it on your tv screen and write on the bottom "you can haz reconz!"
(14)you marry a bungie employee for recon
(15)you cant get past arrival
(16)you take pictures of cortana's butt
(17)you teebag a player who won the lone wolves game
(18)you see your dad in a towel washing his hair, you take a pic and say "this is going on my fileshare!'
(19)you run someone over with your car and say "what? no achievement?!"
(20)your dad says "i want you to build a small car with this 'assembly' kit with a 'hammer' and '5' nails." and you say "there's an achievement for that"
(21)you bring you xbox on father son camping trips
(22)when you go to bed, you laydown like master chief did in his cry-o tube
(23)you make your glasses look like the E.O.D visor
(24)you take a bite out of your sandwich and say "overkill"
(25)you forget your real name and go by your xbox live gammertag in real life
(26)your neighbor take you on a ride in his new car and you say "dose this thing have power slide?"
(27)you toilet overflows and floods your basement and you say "weres the activation index?"
(28)you marrage ring is a mini halo.
(29)you make a recon helmate and light it on fire and say "i haz flaming reconz!"
(30)you put on a school backpack and jumpout your window and say "i haz a jetpack"
(31)you push your mom on the floor and yell "im the jougernaught B1TCH!"
(32)when your science teacher says that your dissecting a frog, you think of it as cutting a grunt open with an energy sword.
(33)you find a shell on the beach and say "how do i put this in my shotgun?"
(34)you punch 15 random people and say "perfection!"
(35)you hold up to blue rocks and run toward someone you hate
(36)your stomach looks like a grunts
(37)your asked what the blessed trinity is and you say "master chief, the arbiter, and cortana"
(38)you pray for a killing frenzy and mvp before each match
(39)you pack up your stuff and say "mom im leaving this playlist cuz i can get any good matches, you can stay in this noobhut or join me in team slayer." your mom is like this "????"
(40)when your dad asks you to run a marathon withe him you say "i have that achievement, but im sure you'll get it"
(41)when your teacher reads you romeo and juliet and she says "romeo saved juliet from the tower" and you say "wouldn't romeo be in the tower? cuz thats were the sniper is."
(42)when you climb on your bed and you say "i got top mid!"
(43)when you climb into you kitchen sink and say "i got pink tower!"
(44)when you play halo in the dark and then your mom comes and turns your light on you say "there's no flares on this map noob"
(45)when you see your cat on his cat tree you say into your headset "someones in the sniper tower"
(46)when you make new halo melees with your homework.
(47)when its march 3, you neal down and cry in front of a poster that says "remember reach"
(48)when you take a telescope out and look for reach
(49)when you try to draw the halo 3 hud with a pencil in your eye
(50)when its election day and you vote for chief to be pres
(51)when you get rick roll'd for looking up "how to play has brutes" on youtube
(52)when you drive by a big house and you say "nice forging"
(53)when you make and elite costume
(54)when your history teacher says "we will be learning about prehistoric times" and you say "NO MORE DINOS!"
(55)when you find a fork in the dirt and you sat "i found a fore runner artifact!"
(56)when it's a kids birthday party and he is about to hit the pinata and you pull the bat out of his hands and say "grav-ham is taken"
(57)when it's a kids birthday party and a surprise confetti cannon goes off and you say "i love grunt birthday party :D"
(58) when your dad finds you sitting on the ground at midnight looking at the stars he says "are you okay son?' and you say "this galaxy is vast but hides dark secrets..."
[Edited on 08.18.2010 5:15 PM PDT]