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Subject: You know you're addicted to Halo...

Remember Reach


Posted by: Halo Fan 569
When you know the Arbiter's real name.

what is it? /sarcasm

  • 08.30.2010 6:01 PM PDT

im awesome and you know it, punk


Posted by: raiderftball64
when u buy the legendary edition of Reach just to get flaming armor.

Dang it, im addicted

  • 08.30.2010 7:04 PM PDT

im awesome and you know it, punk

you see, this is what the forum was against...
Posted by: DarkAero Trooper

Posted by: Travis jws
U hurt my head... :( wasnt thel'vadaam the elite that was with him in halo 2?


Thel'vadaam is the arbiter

rtas'vadumee is the spec-ops leader who changed his name after leaving the covenant

in halo 3 he is called rtas'vadum

  • 08.30.2010 7:07 PM PDT


Posted by: deadly tooth313
you see, this is what the forum was against...
Posted by: DarkAero Trooper

Posted by: Travis jws
U hurt my head... :( wasnt thel'vadaam the elite that was with him in halo 2?


Thel'vadaam is the arbiter

rtas'vadumee is the spec-ops leader who changed his name after leaving the covenant

in halo 3 he is called rtas'vadum

idk. I think it just proves my point.

  • 08.31.2010 10:45 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


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Posted by: Deathbringer_135
5) You create a thread in the Halo 3 forum about this.

6) You know just what to post in a forum like this.

7) you have to correct people on a forum post because they missed part of the storyline

  • 08.31.2010 10:47 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

you buy lego halo

i admit it i did buy a lego UNSC turret,two hawks and a warthog including a few spartans aswell as 2 banshees,2 covenant turrets and a covy AA turret including some elites and 2 grunts

[Edited on 08.31.2010 11:02 AM PDT]

  • 08.31.2010 11:02 AM PDT

dylan, dennis and kevin rule halo.

yOU KNOW YOUR addicted to halo by... Grabbing a sledge hammer and see if you can get a triple kill with a gravity hammer... Sadl you got it... but you were toooo close.

  • 08.31.2010 11:03 AM PDT

I want to get the LEGO Scarab. :D

  • 08.31.2010 1:09 PM PDT

I've seen my family fade away, You've taken my whole life left me nothing to say. Sitting in silence with heaven above me i prayed every night by their graves. I search for closure i feel it no longer i can't turn my face away. I stand before you Ive seen what I've had to but now i leave your sight to avenge my family, I've taken my whole life there's nothing left to say.

im not sure but, hasnt this been mindlessly bumped or necrobumped many many times?

  • 08.31.2010 1:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Shadow Wolf7347l
im not sure but, hasnt this been mindlessly bumped or necrobumped many many times?

Yes. Yes it has. The good news is, that the reasons overshadow the bumps, meaning that this thread still has a point.

  • 08.31.2010 1:54 PM PDT
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?sdrawkcab si scnetnes siht wonk uoy did

Let's lol not troll.

Teh Flood was here

(1)When a soldier is being awarded the medal of honor because he went far above the call of duty you say "c0ck of dooty modern g@y Fuk stuipid!"

(2)you ask to be given the number '117' of your class number.

(3)you put a sticker of your h3 emblem on your right shoulder.

(4)if you fill your file share with -blam!- and weed.

(5)if your atv is a mongoose.

(6)if you put a nerf blaster on your cars roof to make it a warthog.

(7)on a social studies test it says "Christopher Columbus sailed to America in what year?" you answer "2552".

(8_if your your in a hospital because you thought that you couldn't take fall damage and you call your doctor "Dr. Halsy" (i think that's how you spell her name)

(9)you go to a boyscout meeting with scout armor on.

(10)you study the big satellites in the desert that look for aliens in the desert and you say "i don't see standoff in this picture."

(11)you cry when someone ends you killing spree.

(12)it's Easter and you find an egg behind your xbox, you open it and inside is candy, then you say "i thought i was gunna get marty :("

(13)you draw a picture of recon and place it on your tv screen and write on the bottom "you can haz reconz!"

(14)you marry a bungie employee for recon

(15)you cant get past arrival

(16)you take pictures of cortana's butt

(17)you teebag a player who won the lone wolves game

(18)you see your dad in a towel washing his hair, you take a pic and say "this is going on my fileshare!'

(19)you run someone over with your car and say "what? no achievement?!"

(20)your dad says "i want you to build a small car with this 'assembly' kit with a 'hammer' and '5' nails." and you say "there's an achievement for that"

(21)you bring you xbox on father son camping trips

(22)when you go to bed, you laydown like master chief did in his cry-o tube

(23)you make your glasses look like the E.O.D visor

(24)you take a bite out of your sandwich and say "overkill"

(25)you forget your real name and go by your xbox live gammertag in real life

(26)your neighbor take you on a ride in his new car and you say "dose this thing have power slide?"

(27)you toilet overflows and floods your basement and you say "weres the activation index?"

(28)you marrage ring is a mini halo.

(29)you make a recon helmate and light it on fire and say "i haz flaming reconz!"

(30)you put on a school backpack and jumpout your window and say "i haz a jetpack"

(31)you push your mom on the floor and yell "im the jougernaught B1TCH!"

(32)when your science teacher says that your dissecting a frog, you think of it as cutting a grunt open with an energy sword.

(33)you find a shell on the beach and say "how do i put this in my shotgun?"

(34)you punch 15 random people and say "perfection!"

(35)you hold up to blue rocks and run toward someone you hate

(36)your stomach looks like a grunts

(37)your asked what the blessed trinity is and you say "master chief, the arbiter, and cortana"

(38)you pray for a killing frenzy and mvp before each match

(39)you pack up your stuff and say "mom im leaving this playlist cuz i can get any good matches, you can stay in this noobhut or join me in team slayer." your mom is like this "????"

(40)when your dad asks you to run a marathon withe him you say "i have that achievement, but im sure you'll get it"

(41)when your teacher reads you romeo and juliet and she says "romeo saved juliet from the tower" and you say "wouldn't romeo be in the tower? cuz thats were the sniper is."

(42)when you climb on your bed and you say "i got top mid!"

(43)when you climb into you kitchen sink and say "i got pink tower!"

(44)when you play halo in the dark and then your mom comes and turns your light on you say "there's no flares on this map noob"

(45)when you see your cat on his cat tree you say into your headset "someones in the sniper tower"

(46)when you make new halo melees with your homework.

(47)when its march 3, you neal down and cry in front of a poster that says "remember reach"

(48)when you take a telescope out and look for reach

(49)when you try to draw the halo 3 hud with a pencil in your eye

(50)when its election day and you vote for chief to be pres

(51)when you get rick roll'd for looking up "how to play has brutes" on youtube

(52)when you drive by a big house and you say "nice forging"

(53)when you make and elite costume

(54)when your history teacher says "we will be learning about prehistoric times" and you say "NO MORE DINOS!"

(55)when you find a fork in the dirt and you sat "i found a fore runner artifact!"

(56)when it's a kids birthday party and he is about to hit the pinata and you pull the bat out of his hands and say "grav-ham is taken"

(57)when it's a kids birthday party and a surprise confetti cannon goes off and you say "i love grunt birthday party :D"

(58) when your dad finds you sitting on the ground at midnight looking at the stars he says "are you okay son?' and you say "this galaxy is vast but hides dark secrets..."

(59) when you sit in the halo 2 matchmaking lobby and you say "dang, nobody's online right now."

(60) when you play dodge ball in school you tell everybody to strafe.

(61)when you teacher says "name 5 of the legendary wariors who fought in the roman war" the first three names you think of are "master chief, arbitor, sgt forge" and you get an A+ on it.

(62)you try to lower your wepon in matchmaking"

(63) when i forget more jokes :(

[Edited on 09.02.2010 5:23 PM PDT]

  • 09.02.2010 5:17 PM PDT

#10) When you have a Halo: Combat Evolved tattoo across your left arm, onto your back, and across your right arm so it reads left to right; HALO COMBAT EVOLVED i am addicted to halo lol

  • 09.02.2010 5:26 PM PDT
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you know you're addicted to Halo, when you spam Bnet about there being no DXP up on time.....

  • 09.02.2010 5:28 PM PDT


Posted by: Zippy Zee Zoola
(1)When a soldier is being awarded the medal of honor because he went far above the call of duty you say "c0ck of dooty modern g@y Fuk stuipid!"

(2)you ask to be given the number '117' of your class number.

(3)you put a sticker of your h3 emblem on your right shoulder.

(4)if you fill your file share with -blam!- and weed.

(5)if your atv is a mongoose.

(6)if you put a nerf blaster on your cars roof to make it a warthog.

(7)on a social studies test it says "Christopher Columbus sailed to America in what year?" you answer "2552".

(8_if your your in a hospital because you thought that you couldn't take fall damage and you call your doctor "Dr. Halsy" (i think that's how you spell her name)

(9)you go to a boyscout meeting with scout armor on.

(10)you study the big satellites in the desert that look for aliens in the desert and you say "i don't see standoff in this picture."

(11)you cry when someone ends you killing spree.

(12)it's Easter and you find an egg behind your xbox, you open it and inside is candy, then you say "i thought i was gunna get marty :("

(13)you draw a picture of recon and place it on your tv screen and write on the bottom "you can haz reconz!"

(14)you marry a bungie employee for recon

(15)you cant get past arrival

(16)you take pictures of cortana's butt

(17)you teebag a player who won the lone wolves game

(18)you see your dad in a towel washing his hair, you take a pic and say "this is going on my fileshare!'

(19)you run someone over with your car and say "what? no achievement?!"

(20)your dad says "i want you to build a small car with this 'assembly' kit with a 'hammer' and '5' nails." and you say "there's an achievement for that"

(21)you bring you xbox on father son camping trips

(22)when you go to bed, you laydown like master chief did in his cry-o tube

(23)you make your glasses look like the E.O.D visor

(24)you take a bite out of your sandwich and say "overkill"

(25)you forget your real name and go by your xbox live gammertag in real life

(26)your neighbor take you on a ride in his new car and you say "dose this thing have power slide?"

(27)you toilet overflows and floods your basement and you say "weres the activation index?"

(28)you marrage ring is a mini halo.

(29)you make a recon helmate and light it on fire and say "i haz flaming reconz!"

(30)you put on a school backpack and jumpout your window and say "i haz a jetpack"

(31)you push your mom on the floor and yell "im the jougernaught B1TCH!"

(32)when your science teacher says that your dissecting a frog, you think of it as cutting a grunt open with an energy sword.

(33)you find a shell on the beach and say "how do i put this in my shotgun?"

(34)you punch 15 random people and say "perfection!"

(35)you hold up to blue rocks and run toward someone you hate

(36)your stomach looks like a grunts

(37)your asked what the blessed trinity is and you say "master chief, the arbiter, and cortana"

(38)you pray for a killing frenzy and mvp before each match

(39)you pack up your stuff and say "mom im leaving this playlist cuz i can get any good matches, you can stay in this noobhut or join me in team slayer." your mom is like this "????"

(40)when your dad asks you to run a marathon withe him you say "i have that achievement, but im sure you'll get it"

(41)when your teacher reads you romeo and juliet and she says "romeo saved juliet from the tower" and you say "wouldn't romeo be in the tower? cuz thats were the sniper is."

(42)when you climb on your bed and you say "i got top mid!"

(43)when you climb into you kitchen sink and say "i got pink tower!"

(44)when you play halo in the dark and then your mom comes and turns your light on you say "there's no flares on this map noob"

(45)when you see your cat on his cat tree you say into your headset "someones in the sniper tower"

(46)when you make new halo melees with your homework.

(47)when its march 3, you neal down and cry in front of a poster that says "remember reach"

(48)when you take a telescope out and look for reach

(49)when you try to draw the halo 3 hud with a pencil in your eye

(50)when its election day and you vote for chief to be pres

(51)when you get rick roll'd for looking up "how to play has brutes" on youtube

(52)when you drive by a big house and you say "nice forging"

(53)when you make and elite costume

(54)when your history teacher says "we will be learning about prehistoric times" and you say "NO MORE DINOS!"

(55)when you find a fork in the dirt and you sat "i found a fore runner artifact!"

(56)when it's a kids birthday party and he is about to hit the pinata and you pull the bat out of his hands and say "grav-ham is taken"

(57)when it's a kids birthday party and a surprise confetti cannon goes off and you say "i love grunt birthday party :D"

(58) when your dad finds you sitting on the ground at midnight looking at the stars he says "are you okay son?' and you say "this galaxy is vast but hides dark secrets..."

(59) when you sit in the halo 2 matchmaking lobby and you say "dang, nobody's online right now."

(60) when you play dodge ball in school you tell everybody to strafe.

(61)when you teacher says "name 5 of the legendary wariors who fought in the roman war" the first three names you think of are "master chief, arbitor, sgt forge" and you get an A+ on it.

(62)you try to lower your wepon in matchmaking"

(63) when i forget more jokes :(


(64) when your in a line and its long you say "FUCING LAG" and you take out your controller and start owning people

  • 09.02.2010 7:06 PM PDT

Served in the UNSC army since Halo 1. Now awaiting deployment in Bungies new game.

You know your addicted to Halo if you got Halo PC,"not for the flair" but to have Halo on your laptop on the go.

  • 09.08.2010 8:38 AM PDT

"Oh, I know what the ladies like..." - Sgt Johnson

"We ain't gonna bury him... buzzards gotta eat, same as a worm..." - Clint Eastwood

When you take the time (during work, of course...) to read every single response to this thread

  • 09.08.2010 12:35 PM PDT

Posted by: prometheus25
I could have eaten a box of Alphabits and crapped out more logical proof than that...

When you stood in line 2 hours in advance for the Bungie panel and Reach meetup at PAX, are getting the Legendary edition, console edition, collector's guide, and soundtrack of Reach, as well as have 3 different Halo related forums that are bookmarked and checked throughout the day.

Someone help me.

  • 09.08.2010 12:49 PM PDT

You go that way, I'll go home!

when you try to veto things IRL.

  • 09.08.2010 12:50 PM PDT


Posted by: BIGB EC
When you come home late and crouch walk to avoid detection.

You jump off the porch to smack someone in the back.


lol =)

  • 09.08.2010 3:47 PM PDT

I keep getting banned since the mods are unfunny and suck at their jobs!

When you think it's a good game.

  • 09.08.2010 6:03 PM PDT
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when your senior quote in high school is along the lines of:

"I am a monument to all your sins"
or
"I know what the ladies like."

  • 09.08.2010 8:08 PM PDT

your town name is BR shortened, and the first thing you think of is BATTLE RIFFLE!!

  • 09.08.2010 8:16 PM PDT

1-When,instead of hello..you say halo.
2-You crouch walk to sneak up on one of your friends.
3-Someone tries to shake your hand and you beat them down.
4-You say "Game over"..after sex lol

  • 09.08.2010 10:04 PM PDT

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When the game is over the king and the pawn go in the same box
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when you personaly augment youre own cat to look like MC

  • 09.20.2010 3:46 AM PDT

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When the game is over the king and the pawn go in the same box
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OH ONE BETTER ----

when youre doing the school run and you turn to the kids and say

--== an i quote ==--

"IF YOU SKIP OUT OF LESSONS THE COVANANT WILL COME TO FIND YOU"

  • 09.20.2010 4:01 AM PDT