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When you can magicly change in to a ball that makes maps.

  • 07.13.2011 2:21 AM PDT

Sometimes I play Halo alllllll.....day
Sometimes I feel like a Hamburger.
Difference?
NONE AT ALL NOOB!

When you fall over and crouch walk towards some cover and your friends ask you why and you answer:


"Come guyz, my energa shieldas need rechargz =)"

  • 07.13.2011 2:28 AM PDT
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When you go on your computer just to post on the halo forums

  • 07.13.2011 3:45 AM PDT

WAR IS INFINITE PEOPLE TO FIGHT THEM ARE NOT

When your wedding to place in a custom game on highgrounds

  • 07.13.2011 7:59 AM PDT

WAR IS INFINITE PEOPLE TO FIGHT THEM ARE NOT

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  • 07.13.2011 8:23 AM PDT

WAR IS INFINITE PEOPLE TO FIGHT THEM ARE NOT



When you swing your sledge hammer and jump on impact.

when your at church and your pasture or (whatever) mentions the ark of the covenant. you scream the Rings will kill us all!!!!


When you buy a $30.000 Spartan suit on ebay and where it though town.

When someone asks you to do something hard, you reply with. Were it soo Easy.

When people say Regret you reply with

We Regret being Alien Basterds
we Regret Coming to earth.
And we most certainly Regret that the core just blew upp our ragedly ass fleet. And the people behind you say HoooRahh.



when some one says their are hunters in the woods and you dunk for cover.

If you and your girlfreind both play all day and night.

If someone claims to be and elite at somthing you try to pull off thier masks.

If you can recite the (BELIEVE ADS) on the spot in order.

If someone says she can scream like a banshee, you reply does she fly like one to?


when you do somthing 10x you scream killionaire in the matchmaking voice.

when your life is over you ask god for another chance a that perfection medal.

When the sun is a new term to you.

If you do steriods to try to become the Master Chief.

When you do somthing and its allmost done you scream Finishing This Fight.

When you entire house library's Books all relate to halo.

When you's insides look like the pillar of autumm.

If you get a tatoo of the letters (unsc) on you back or arm.

when your favorite 9orn star is cortana.

if you shoot seven people with a paintball gun you yell killing spree.

when your favorite summer camp is Camp Foman.

When you put a turret on the back of your Jeep

If you once shot a person in the head for being a grunt at something, you wait for the confetti.

when you visit africa your stops include New Mombasa and Voi

If you favorite date is 7/7/07 and you favorite number is 117

when you call your house the crows nest
when you think your mom is cathrine halsey
when you memorize the names on the credits
when you built a Oracle in your basement
when you joined Nasa to look for the Covenant
when you were a spartan suit to work
when your house looks like a UNSC battle ship
When your hood ornament is a master chief Bust
when you think you can make that jump back into orbit
when you named your kids Avery/Jorge/John/Cortana/Miranda/Jacob
when you have wet dreams of cortana
when you approve of steriod use to become a spartan
when you have secret Skulls in your house
When you trick out your trailer to look like the Aegis Of Fate
when youve spent more money on Halo products then on your home
When you go to the doctor to try to get a robotic arm
when you send the gov messages to work ona project called orion
When you think the actual unsc stands United Nations Space Command

When you put spartan on your work Resueme
when your facebook work project is saving the world from aliens
when you tweet the events of halo
when you paint the words Forward Unto Dawn on your Escalade
When every article of clothing you own has a HALO logo on it
when your favorite song is Halo ((All I Play-Oh))
When your lifes dream is to build a time machine and travel to 2552

When you go to the scorpion exhibit at zoo your P*ssed you couldnt find a tank


When "feet first into hell" is your modo to life



  • 07.13.2011 8:24 AM PDT

WAR IS INFINITE PEOPLE TO FIGHT THEM ARE NOT


Posted by: SpartanS116


When you swing your sledge hammer and jump on impact.

when your at church and your pasture or (whatever) mentions the ark of the covenant. you scream the Rings will kill us all!!!!


When you buy a $30.000 Spartan suit on ebay and where it though town.

When someone asks you to do something hard, you reply with. Were it soo Easy.

When people say Regret you reply with

We Regret being Alien Basterds
we Regret Coming to earth.
And we most certainly Regret that the core just blew upp our ragedly ass fleet. And the people behind you say HoooRahh.



when some one says their are hunters in the woods and you dunk for cover.

If you and your girlfreind both play all day and night.

If someone claims to be and elite at somthing you try to pull off thier masks.

If you can recite the (BELIEVE ADS) on the spot in order.

If someone says she can scream like a banshee, you reply does she fly like one to?


when you do somthing 10x you scream killionaire in the matchmaking voice.

when your life is over you ask god for another chance a that perfection medal.

When the sun is a new term to you.

If you do steriods to try to become the Master Chief.

When you do somthing and its allmost done you scream Finishing This Fight.

When you entire house library's Books all relate to halo.

When you's insides look like the pillar of autumm.

If you get a tatoo of the letters (unsc) on you back or arm.

when your favorite 9orn star is cortana.

if you shoot seven people with a paintball gun you yell killing spree.

when your favorite summer camp is Camp Foman.

When you put a turret on the back of your Jeep

If you once shot a person in the head for being a grunt at something, you wait for the confetti.

when you visit africa your stops include New Mombasa and Voi

If you favorite date is 7/7/07 and you favorite number is 117

when you call your house the crows nest
when you think your mom is cathrine halsey
when you memorize the names on the credits
when you built a Oracle in your basement
when you joined Nasa to look for the Covenant
when you were a spartan suit to work
when your house looks like a UNSC battle ship
When your hood ornament is a master chief Bust
when you think you can make that jump back into orbit
when you named your kids Avery/Jorge/John/Cortana/Miranda/Jacob
when you have wet dreams of cortana
when you approve of steriod use to become a spartan
when you have secret Skulls in your house
When you trick out your trailer to look like the Aegis Of Fate
when youve spent more money on Halo products then on your home
When you go to the doctor to try to get a robotic arm
when you send the gov messages to work ona project called orion
When you think the actual unsc stands United Nations Space Command

When you put spartan on your work Resueme
when your facebook work project is saving the world from aliens
when you tweet the events of halo
when you paint the words Forward Unto Dawn on your Escalade
When every article of clothing you own has a HALO logo on it
when your favorite song is Halo ((All I Play-Oh))
When your lifes dream is to build a time machine and travel to 2552

When you go to the scorpion exhibit at zoo your P*ssed you couldnt find a tank


When "feet first into hell" is your modo to life




if your me

  • 07.13.2011 8:25 AM PDT

0) When you can spot the difference between a shotgun and a a grenade launcher on any map from a long distance.

1) If you can do the same with a Plasma Repeater and a Sticky Launcher.

2) When you call the Plasma Grenade Launcher a Sticky Launcher.

3) If you got a steak from this year's Bungie Day.

4) If you spent all day playing Halo Reach on July 7th on the Bungie Day playlist, trying to beat every team you come across by at least 20 points and then find out that not only did you have to sign up for the playlist, but there was a very rare chance you could get to paly against a Bungie employee... and you rage.

5) if you're still logged on to the Halo 2 matchmaking server.

6) If you still have the red flames from last year's Bungie Day because you've never turned off your Xbox.

7) if you've never turned off your Xbox.

  • 07.15.2011 12:27 PM PDT

<( "<) COOL (>" )>

if you go to your local military recruiter and ask to sign up for the UNSC

  • 07.20.2011 6:50 PM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

*When you're in a car crash and you shout "respawncar"

*When you kill someone in real and you wait for them to respawn.

*If you have over 999,999,999,001 posts on this forum.

  • 07.22.2011 5:03 AM PDT

Ima Bee

johnson also knows what the aliens like.

  • 07.23.2011 4:00 AM PDT

When you have all the achievements in all the games.

  • 08.03.2011 2:52 AM PDT

Actually one day, I went down stairs to get something to eat.
While going downstairs, I wondered who was in the house (my parents are often out). I almost pretended to press the BACK button in my mind.
Yeah, seriously.

  • 08.03.2011 3:46 AM PDT

When you watched Bungie's last ViDoc and cried.

  • 08.04.2011 11:46 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

When you have achieved General Rank 5, Skill Rank 50 and you have every single achievement.

  • 08.04.2011 12:24 PM PDT

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.

when your one dream in life is to become a level 50 with all armor unlocked

or inheritor with all armor bought.

  • 08.05.2011 1:01 PM PDT

When your wedding proposal goes something like this.

  • 08.05.2011 8:14 PM PDT


Posted by: SpartanS116



when you have wet dreams of cortana




What the -blam!- man.

  • 08.13.2011 9:09 PM PDT

Have faith in me

When you leave for just a second you have a heart attack.

  • 08.15.2011 7:09 AM PDT

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what is the arbitors real name

  • 08.15.2011 7:47 AM PDT


Posted by: Sir MacHinery
what is the arbitors real name

Thel Vadam. There's an apostrophe there somewhere.

  • 08.15.2011 12:51 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

You know you're addicted to Halo if.....

You're trying to post on this thread and play by looking in the mirror at the same time.

Whenever you hear three beeps, you make another a semitone higher.

You describe the rooms of your house by using callouts.

You picture a tank whenever someone uses the word "scorpion".

You can no longer discuss paranormal creatures without thinking of the color purple.

You're making a contribution to this thread.

Someone throws a rock at you and you try to deploy a bubble shield.

You know more about Master Chief than you do about your neighbors.

Whenever you leave a building, you use phrases like "Let's shoot our way out. Mix things up a little" and wonder why everyone's staring at you.

You crouch when you're within 25 meters of someone.

  • 08.17.2011 11:42 AM PDT


Posted by: swvjdirector
You know you're addicted to Halo if.....

You're trying to post on this thread and play by looking in the mirror at the same time.

Whenever you hear three beeps, you make another a semitone higher.

You describe the rooms of your house by using callouts.

You picture a tank whenever someone uses the word "scorpion".

You can no longer discuss paranormal creatures without thinking of the color purple.

You're making a contribution to this thread.

Someone throws a rock at you and you try to deploy a bubble shield.

You know more about Master Chief than you do about your neighbors.

Whenever you leave a building, you use phrases like "Let's shoot our way out. Mix things up a little" and wonder why everyone's staring at you.

You crouch when you're within 25 meters of someone.

Best post in a long time.

  • 08.17.2011 5:41 PM PDT

i fing love halo period!!

  • 09.04.2011 4:06 PM PDT


Posted by: vinjhup
7) You teabag someone who's lying down
- EachToxic wolf

  • 09.04.2011 5:07 PM PDT