- SpartanS116
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WAR IS INFINITE PEOPLE TO FIGHT THEM ARE NOT
Posted by: SpartanS116
When you swing your sledge hammer and jump on impact.
when your at church and your pasture or (whatever) mentions the ark of the covenant. you scream the Rings will kill us all!!!!
When you buy a $30.000 Spartan suit on ebay and where it though town.
When someone asks you to do something hard, you reply with. Were it soo Easy.
When people say Regret you reply with
We Regret being Alien Basterds
we Regret Coming to earth.
And we most certainly Regret that the core just blew upp our ragedly ass fleet. And the people behind you say HoooRahh.
when some one says their are hunters in the woods and you dunk for cover.
If you and your girlfreind both play all day and night.
If someone claims to be and elite at somthing you try to pull off thier masks.
If you can recite the (BELIEVE ADS) on the spot in order.
If someone says she can scream like a banshee, you reply does she fly like one to?
when you do somthing 10x you scream killionaire in the matchmaking voice.
when your life is over you ask god for another chance a that perfection medal.
When the sun is a new term to you.
If you do steriods to try to become the Master Chief.
When you do somthing and its allmost done you scream Finishing This Fight.
When you entire house library's Books all relate to halo.
When you's insides look like the pillar of autumm.
If you get a tatoo of the letters (unsc) on you back or arm.
when your favorite 9orn star is cortana.
if you shoot seven people with a paintball gun you yell killing spree.
when your favorite summer camp is Camp Foman.
When you put a turret on the back of your Jeep
If you once shot a person in the head for being a grunt at something, you wait for the confetti.
when you visit africa your stops include New Mombasa and Voi
If you favorite date is 7/7/07 and you favorite number is 117
when you call your house the crows nest
when you think your mom is cathrine halsey
when you memorize the names on the credits
when you built a Oracle in your basement
when you joined Nasa to look for the Covenant
when you were a spartan suit to work
when your house looks like a UNSC battle ship
When your hood ornament is a master chief Bust
when you think you can make that jump back into orbit
when you named your kids Avery/Jorge/John/Cortana/Miranda/Jacob
when you have wet dreams of cortana
when you approve of steriod use to become a spartan
when you have secret Skulls in your house
When you trick out your trailer to look like the Aegis Of Fate
when youve spent more money on Halo products then on your home
When you go to the doctor to try to get a robotic arm
when you send the gov messages to work ona project called orion
When you think the actual unsc stands United Nations Space Command
When you put spartan on your work Resueme
when your facebook work project is saving the world from aliens
when you tweet the events of halo
when you paint the words Forward Unto Dawn on your Escalade
When every article of clothing you own has a HALO logo on it
when your favorite song is Halo ((All I Play-Oh))
When your lifes dream is to build a time machine and travel to 2552
When you go to the scorpion exhibit at zoo your P*ssed you couldnt find a tank
When "feet first into hell" is your modo to life
if your me