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Subject: "The War Has Begun!"
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Here's is war you and the rest of bungie make up a war story! You are aloud to use Characters from all realms of Video Games.I'll began the story:

"The war has begun Sargent!" said Master Chief. They were being shoot at by the Tediz they could'nt find a safe way to land. They crashed! MC got out and ran leaving the marines to fight the Tediz for him. Then Conker shows up and.... Call the covenant race for back up until then....

  • 08.07.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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Right then Mario runs in and shouts, "Mama mia!" and beats everyone with some sort of plumbing tool.
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Here's is war you and the rest of bungie make up a war story! You are aloud to use Characters from all realms of Video Games.I'll began the story:

"The war has begun Sargent!" said Master Chief. They were being shoot at by the Tediz they could'nt find a safe way to land. They crashed! MC got out and ran leaving the marines to fight the Tediz for him. Then Conker shows up and.... Call the covenant race for back up until then....

  • 08.07.2004 8:04 PM PDT

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Sephiroth comes in and kills EVERYONE! MUahahahahahaha!

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And then the guards stumbled upon Sam Fisher, who was hiding in the shadows with his pants down, with one hand holding binoculars, and the other wielding his "fun gun."

[Edited on 8/7/2004 8:21:17 PM]

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then his "fun gun" is chopped off by Link, who kills one of the guards. The other reveals himself as Tidus. Leaving Fisher to die, the two engage in a huge swordfight.

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Then kirby floats out of no where and sucks everyone up, which gave him indigestion

  • 08.07.2004 8:36 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

But then, right when you least expect it, James Bond starts making out with some hot female spy, hence begginning your imminent destruction.

  • 08.07.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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Solid Snake snaps the neck of a guard and begin to massacre guards with a FAMAS.

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Suddenly, Auron comes to the rescue. He kills Kirby, and rescues Tidus. It was too late for Link, though. And that gets Zelda pissed. But Tidus and aurun chop her up before she unleashed one of her increadably powerful magic attacks. When Auroun and Tidus make it to Bond, they find him trying to merge with Kane, which will make him able to come back from the dead. Auruns magic break stops that. Just before the world goes to hell, The gost of Master Chief kills bond, then dissapears. Suddenly, they are thrown into the UACs mars research facility being overrun with demons.


PS-people please make this story not completely goofy.

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And then Hamtaro activates his self distruct and blows the world up

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Then out of no where pikachu comes out of no where and zaps everyone with his lightning attack,then he gets steped on by bowser for being -blam!-

  • 08.07.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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then the underdog, Luigi, grabs bowser by the tail and throws him into a hole...

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Then links ghost and MCs ghost merge with kane and become alive. They thenfight off the demons from hell and find the devil himself, and spawn.

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Kane, with no weapon, cowers behind the two. Five zombies slowly aproach, and Aurun and Tidus go after them, leaving Kane open. As the zombies fall to the ground, a noise can be heard around the corner. CHACHA CHAA CHACHACHA CHACHACHAZROOM! ZYOOM ZYOOM ZYROOM ZYROOOM! A chainsaw zombie comes out of nowhere and completely slices Kane. Tidus makes short work of him. A hell Night comes and swipes at both of them. It knocks the wind out of Aurun, and he dropped his weapon. Tidus wasn't so lucky. The Hell Knight comes after Auroun, and he grabs the chainsaw and barly kills the Knight. Sealing his gaping wound the best he can, he navigates through the corners to find two Cyberdemons fighting a Spiderdemon and it's Spider masterminds. He picks up the BFG 9000 by his feet and readys for hell.

WOW!! I thought I was double posting!!

[Edited on 8/7/2004 9:30:50 PM]

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Then Serious Sam walks up...



Everyone laughs at him and continues Fighting.

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Suddenly Samus comes in and joins the fight, MC sees her and they start making out.

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Then lara croft does a triple backflip 1080 on to a toothpick,everyone stops to stare at her enormos boobs when out of no where bowsers comes crashing down right on top of lara,one of bowsers spikes puntured her boobs....a creepy quite enters the room followed by a loud pop then boom!!! everyone is on the ground knocked out from the gigantic blast the only still on his feet is serious sam who cam back into the room to give everyone a peice of his mind

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When suddenly Sephiroth broke through the wall after flying through space to get to Mars and said "Mentos. The freshmaker!" However, since a wall of flames always follows Sephy around the Doom Marine thought he was a demon and minced him instantly with the Soul Cube, which screamed "All your base are belong to uh-!" at which point it was stepped on by a BattleMech because that line is so old. Unfortunately, the people in the corner of the room who were standing on one another (Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Barney the Security Guard, with Gordon Freeman on top) and were playing Jenga with a stack of BFG9Ks, slipped and Gordon fell to the ground, detonating every BFG cell in the room. The explosion was slightly less intense than the one that Lara's boob made.

[Edited on 8/8/2004 9:19:28 AM]

  • 08.07.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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And they all lived happily ever after...

;-)

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But then suddenly Jon Irenicus comes and starts building a standard issue mage dungeon, and kidnaps some Bhaal spawns.

  • 08.08.2004 5:14 AM PDT
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The Bhaal spawns are actually the The -blam!- Five who begin dressing everybody up.

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But the Bhaal spawn/-blam!- five still adhere to the Bhaalspawn prophecy
"They shall walk the lands, and chaos shall be sown in their footsteps"

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But then the Chief threw a frag grenade at them and the Doom guy sprayed them with his chaingun.

  • 08.08.2004 9:44 AM PDT