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Subject: !!!JOKES!!!
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I'm bored. Somebody say something funny and interesting.
POST YOUR HALO JOKES HERE NOW! I COMMAND YOU!

please post interesting, funny, and non evil or profane jokes here. also, no grunts by the name of Spartan 021 allowed. Everyone can HAVE FUN!!!

have fun

[Edited on 5/2/2004 6:31:31 PM]

  • 05.02.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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Ok, Here is one. A variation of Chappelles show and Halo.

"MMMMMMM!MMMMM!B**ch! Good MF**kin Game!"

  • 05.02.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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ok here is one i am master cheif

  • 05.02.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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  • still hates toast

Whoops. You didn't see this post.

[Edited on 5/2/2004 6:14:42 PM]

  • 05.02.2004 6:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
Whoops. You didn't see this post.


Has anybody see this post?

  • 05.02.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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I have!

  • 05.02.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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what was it

  • 05.02.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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stosh locked down the forum for a second, then said "Only post interesting topcs." Then he opens it up and says "Oops! You didn't see that!"

  • 05.02.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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All right! Who knows any jokes? Any at all. Come on, not everyone at once here...

  • 05.02.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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heh stosh must feel like lockin down the entire underground today

  • 05.02.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mister Chief
heh stosh must feel like lockin down the entire underground today


Not his fault though

  • 05.02.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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true...

  • 05.02.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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remember that bad jokes are against the rules... so be careful with what you post.

  • 05.02.2004 6:28 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Ok, Why did the Jackal cross the road? ........Please finish, cuz i can't come up with anything funny :)

  • 05.02.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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To run from the abusive Elite?

  • 05.02.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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To run from the abusive Elite?

  • 05.02.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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A bunch of jokes my CC team came up with, and they were all funny at the time.

1.) What are the best tools to build a fence with?
Stop running in the hallway.
2.) Why was the school on fire?
The kid forgot his shoes.
3.) Why was the house blue?
Three cats equal one cow.
4.) If you were a cat what color would i be?
We all live in North Shore.
5.) Where did the squirel find his nuts?
I cant beleive i ate the whole thing.
6.) How many times did the tissue eat the phone?
The dog got lost on saturday

  • 05.02.2004 6:36 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Eh?

  • 05.02.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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Wat the ef?

  • 05.03.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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I'm sorry, but those are actually THE WORST jokes I've seen in my life.
Here's a joke:
What's blue and -blam!-s old people?
Hypothermia!!!
HAHAHAHAHAA

Evil

  • 05.03.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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None of those were funny and they made no sense.

  • 05.03.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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Mine did

  • 05.03.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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A priest, a rabi, and master chief all walk into a bar...

  • 05.03.2004 3:07 PM PDT

what is brown and sticky?

a stick


what is orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrott

  • 05.03.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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to try and sneak by without me noticing him and rampaging him with the bloody bumper of my warthog

by the way... does anyone have any windex?

  • 05.03.2004 3:23 PM PDT