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Subject: Halo 3 Jokes!

"Hero's Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die. Follow Your Heart, And You Can Never Go Wrong."

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This is not meant to offend anyone, all in good fun and spirits.

Here you can post Halo 3 Jokes! Involving "Yo Momma.." or anything to do with Chuck Norris.. Or both!

Be creative!

:D

Examples:

Yo Momma so fat, she takes up 2 pre-game lobbies.

Yo Momma so fat, when she plays territories, she controls all of them.

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to head shot other players with the Sword.

Chuck Norris is the Guardians.

Chuck Norris veto's once, and picks the next game.

Chuck Norris sticks people with frags.

The Flood runs from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is level 51.

  • 08.14.2010 1:42 PM PDT

"Hero's Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die. Follow Your Heart, And You Can Never Go Wrong."

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...Ha!

  • 08.14.2010 1:49 PM PDT

"You've really brought religion into my life...
I didn't believe in hell 'till i met you"

Chuck Norris is the Guardians.
I LOL'd

  • 08.14.2010 1:50 PM PDT
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Chuck Norris reached level 100 in .0000000001 mileseconds. WITH HIS BEARD.

  • 08.14.2010 2:05 PM PDT
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Grifball

HAR HAR HAR

  • 08.14.2010 2:08 PM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

Check this out.

^_^

  • 08.14.2010 2:14 PM PDT

For the record, I would tap that like like it was put-put golf. Like a college student opening a beer keg. Like a phone in the cold war. Like an oil company in a nature reserve. Like a goddamn telegraph.

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Seriously though, I'm fine with experimenting

Chuck Norris picks his spawn and starting weapons, no matter what.

Chuck Norris' in-game melee is a Rounhouse Kick.

  • 08.14.2010 2:47 PM PDT

Chuck Norris doesn't spawn with any weaponry, All he needs is his Roundhouse Kick.

  • 08.14.2010 2:50 PM PDT

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick all of you for putting him in Halo 3 jokes.

  • 08.14.2010 2:53 PM PDT

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Im Russian, deal with it.
Im not responsible for what you do with my advice.

yo mama so stupid she thought she would play alone on isolation.

  • 08.14.2010 2:58 PM PDT
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Arbiter is the son of Chuck Norris.

Reasons:

1. Arbiter kicks ass.
2. When Mythic is turned on, Arbiter can take a beating.
3. Arbiter infinitely respawns.
4. Arbiter has clones.

[Edited on 08.14.2010 3:20 PM PDT]

  • 08.14.2010 3:11 PM PDT

Matthew Hailwood

Chuck Norris doesn't earn achievements,
Achievements earn his name.

  • 08.14.2010 6:49 PM PDT