- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
yes, its me. im BACK!!!! and i would like to share a moment... with Johny Joe.
It was a fine... day... and i was playing Star Wars, Jedi Knights (the sequel to jedi outcast II, i 4get the name) over Xbox Live. I was playing a free for all match on Tas... that lava planet... with the circular platform... and we decided to have duels on the platform. We set up two ppl at each end, and let then duke it out. Me, and another player where assigned as Referee (if someone butts in, cheats, or attacks the ref's, we kill em!!). The dueling was going off with... slight hitches, but good nonetheless, until the 4 year old from HELL joined up. HE began by running into a duel and attacking the duelists. i ran in, grabbed him via force powers, and chucked him into the infernous lava. I then explained that we are dueling, and for him to sit back and relax until we can fit him into a duel. he didnt listen. he ran up to the other ref and started slashing him, and the kid killed him. so i came over, grabbed the kid, and hurled him off the cliff. The kid screamed "I WASNT ATTACKING YOU!!" to wich i replied "ya well you where attacking a ref. please stop or we will kick you." Now, i dont know what he was doing, or if he was going to really attack me, but he ran up to me with his sabres swinging in all directions. when he was close enough, i once again hurled him off the cliff. His reaction could kill. he began to ball like ive never heard a 4 year old ball before. he was wailing into his mike screaming "JOHNY JOE SHOT ME!!!!" so i said "Dude, you where attacking me, so i killed you. stop crying and relax until you can fight." "HE LIES!!" this demon screamed. "HE LIIIIIIES!!" and of coarse, he was booted. Never have i heard of someone crying about diesing in a video game, or crying on Live nonetheless. Ive played younger kids than him on R63 who never cried.
Now, i dont hate little ones on Live, in fact, i hate ppl who hate little kids on live (unless the kids a bratt). i hope you can all learn from my experience. i dont know how, but try.