- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
well, they're both pretty old. rocky can't take a punch anymore, and chuck can't kick above his waist. but rocky is only around 3' 4" tall and can't defend to save his life, so i guess all those kicks from chuck norris would be hitting rocky in the head anyways. so, norris wins it in a first round TKO.