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the "you know you play halo to much when..." thread is getting old so i decided to come up with something newYou know you don't play halo enough/suck at halo when...1.)Cortana refuses to talk to you2.)Tou lose against people who have never played halo before3.)You believe in the yellow banshee4.)you haven't beaten the game on easy5.)You've never heard of halo 26.)You think hunters are hard to kill7.)Grunts don't run from you8.)You think the pistol sucksadd on to this listplease number them this timep.s. i know these suck i'll come up with some better ones later[Edited on 5/2/2004 9:36:48 PM]
9) When Marines kill more covies than you.
10) when you don't own a copy of Halo11) when you think Halo is a sequel to Lord of the Rings12) when the Covies grow old and die before you kill them
13) When the grunts point and laugh at you.14) When the pillar of autumn is filled with spider webs.15) When the marines learn how to drive the hog and you over when you trie to play.16) When your little sister thinks the meaning of the game is to die asap.
17) when you can't seem to find the trigger on the xbox controller18) when you find it difficult to melee grunts because they won't stand still19) when you melee the flood "carriers"[Edited on 5/2/2004 10:11:07 PM]
20) When you spend hours trying to pick up a dead hunters fuel rod gun.
21) when you think the needler is the best gun to melee with22) when you think the Flood are on your side23) when you keep trying to drive the Wraith24) when you try and pick up the grunts fuel rod gun (and get blown to hell)[Edited on 5/2/2004 11:34:26 PM]
25) you pop a zit and immediatly think of the flood carrier form.[Edited on 5/2/2004 11:51:26 PM]
26) you think 343 Guilty spark is your friend.
27) Grunts school you on easy diffuculty.28) You can't find your way out of the first room on the first level of Halo.
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29) Your most common target is the floor or ceiling.30) You turn the wrong way when told to turn left or right.31) You turn completely around when told to turn left or right.
32) When on multiplayer you can't find the other base.33)When on multiplayer you run into your own base screaming get out of our base and shoot at your team mate... and miss him.
34) when you shoot at sleeping grunts (not for fun)35) when you ask yourself on mp where the flag go when you step into the ghost36) when you fight the flood go help the covie by standing next to them37) when you somebody speak in your head and you don't know who it is (cortana)
38) When you play on a team of 12 against 3 and you loose by 50 kills.39) When you can't find your way out of the enemy base once you eventually get their flag.
1) When you find yourself running away from the grunts instead of them running from you
38)You thnik that flag is the best weapon in the whole game... Because you won a mp game 1vs1 where noone was playing vs you and you won with 50-49 points.39)You thnik that getting plasma grenades stuck to you grantsyou luck.40)when you find out that you are with the marines.41) didn't know of eny other existing setting then easy.42)Thnik that halo is a tennis game without a net.43) when you use 2 hours a day at this forum and still don't know who cortana is but you think its a play-boy-modul.
another one?
44) You think that Master Chief is a fridge brought to life by the covenant to keep their beer cool.45) You like it when the oposite team snipes.46) You hate the fact you can only carry two weapons.
there were a few numbers posted twice - we're up to 50 now50) when you think you can rip someone's skull from their head and beat them to death with it51) when you think the Sentinals are really Prophet chairs gone rampant52) when you think it worth fighting for a box canyon with two bases in it
53) When you don't know what FPS stands for!54) When your mom tells you to stop killing things and you don't know what she is talking about! You call your mom a liar and boast that you haven't killed anything! And you haven't!55) Your Mom showed you up in MP! You cried because she kept on killing you! And your over 20 years old!56*) Your mom would look like Cortana Painted Purple! JK56) When you are waiting for the release of Halo 1!57) When you can only kill your teammates in MP! And everyone hates you for it! 58) You have been uninvited to the next LAN party!59) You think they are going to put a Chevy Car in MP! (Guilty) <-I now know the truth!60) When you finally get a gun, and pull the trigger and you think. What was that noise?
61) You do like these guys say without understanding why you die[Edited on 5/3/2004 7:07:26 AM]
62) You have read every the 821 replies on the subject,You know you play halo to much when..63)When you thnik that the flood are thnigs that live in youre toilet.64)You don't understand why youre 49 times faster then youre opponent and why hes 49 times slower.... (You won't get this one unless you create youre on settings for MP)
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the sequel to "You know you play halo to much when..." Damnit, not this again...
Well, it is his original thread, so he can do what he wants to add to it; but I think this topic has run it's course long enough, and is probably dry of new things to add to it
65.) You don't know where to go when you get the warthog on the second level.66.) You think grunts are scary.67.) You waste hours trying to get the banshee early on AOTCR68.) You think you can survive jumping from incredible heights (off bridges on AOTCR)69.) You wonder where the gun is that Captain Keyes gave you is.70.) You think you can blow up Covenant dropships/pelicans/the monitor etc.