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Me; "See these tailhooks? They look like tusks. What animal has tusks?"
Pvt.:"a walrus?"
Me: "ah, damnit privet! i said quit making up creatures! a warthog has tusks!"
Pvt."I dunno.....it kinda looks like a puma."
Me: "what in Sam hell is a puma?"
Pvt.2:" you mean like the shoe company?"
Pvt.: "No, like the cat."
Me: "Damnit! sanders, poison speedy's next meal."
Pvt.2: "yes, sir!!!"
Me: "now any other creatures you'de like to make up, deadman?"
Pvt.: *sigh*" No sir"
Me: "are you sure? how about pheonix?"
Pvt.: "no, really-"
Me: "hey, sanders-"
Pvt.2: "yes?"
Me: "whats that creature that eats the goats?"
Pvt.2: "you mean the chupicabra?"
Me: "Hey speedy. Chupathingy...like it, got a nice ring to it."
[Edited on 8/9/2004 2:06:17 AM]