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Subject: The heretics will lose. The great journey will begin, WORT WORT WORT!!

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Bungie, our most exalted prophets have been deemed correct. The heretics are losing, the traitors are now returning, back within our grasp, and have discovered, the great journey is not a lie. The traitors bring back the often heard message, " trust me mw2 isnt all that great anymore....its gona go all -blam!- cuz theres a thing with RPDs and no scoping....".




Heh... we shall soon, retrieve the index, fire the ring, and see the heretics crumble! As we launch our newest weapon...
The most exalted oracle.
Halo: Reach.

Once we release Reach, we will sit upon our pitiful enemies, and watch them suffer as we enter the great journey and condemn them all, to their doomed existence! Soon, we shall sit as kings upon the world, watch as all the heretics perish playing their wretched game. The entire universe will follow in our footsteps, once we activate the index, and those who do not, will be doomed for all eternity to grasp and stumble in our wake to the highest point of our power. forever.
They may produce sly technologies in a feeble attempt to destroy us, to keep the great journey from us, such as Modern Warfare: 2, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Red Dead Redeemption, Mario Galaxy: 2. These puny efforts! We have NEVER known defeat, and shall never face it, only ONCE has any heretic dared, and SUCCEED! It shall be no longer...


Aha! I have just been informed by one of our unggoy, here. Little do the fools know what we have in stock for them!


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 1~1
Well, my brothers! The prophets have released the information of the day our enemies will burn at our very hands! This fateful day, on September 14th, the great journey will start!


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 2~1
Our most legendary prophets have announced a new and exiting vehicle that will lead us to the dominance of this campaign, their words "Think about a vehicle that runs on lightning..."


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 3~1
This week, our Prophets will make a presentation at the E3 center, they will shiver in our wake as we present them the weapon we are launching in September! The heretics also have a few tricks up their sleeves, I suppose but NOTHING can match our greatness and elegance in Reach. We will laugh as they present their piece of *elite swearing* to us, even though the heretics are winning so far.... by so little. Wait until September, comrades.


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 4~1
Huzzah!
Our presentation at E3 was devastating, our prophets will have a deceive victory. My brothers, do you not see? We have won... there is no competition, nothing can beat us now, any weapon the heretics will throw in our wake is relative to a pebble, it is suicide. Now, remember our traitors, who have dropped the 360 for the PS3 or our Prophets for the Heretics? Remember the treacherous heretics!? Soon, do not worry. You will soon laugh in their faces when they wither in in pain...


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 1~2
*Having technical issues with my internet connection to Prophetbox live. Why must the engineers and grunt workers have to build my house so big? So many internet ports, so many cables in the routers!!!! WHICH ONE GOES WHERE???? WHAT'S WITH THE 1GB INTERNET SPEED BUT TAKES 22.3 SECONDS TO LOAD A PICTURE???*
*Elite screaming in anguish*

*Ahem*
HERETICS... They might not know it, they might not think of it, but their world is to come to an end very, very soon. They might have a slight victory... the fools have killed the Prophet of Halo 3. A minor, and indecisive victory. Have the fools forgotten, we cannot be stopped???!!

But I wonder, prophets, what will come, AFTER the great journey? The heretics will be reduced to laughable numbers in a single instant, their leaders will be destroyed, but what, is after this all?
Yapyap: "Grunt birthday party?"


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 2~2
I apologize for this late update. I had to burn through a few trolls on my infected ship "The compromise of the laser in reaction to it's skepticism." before this update.
Well, I have recived urgent news, in an outdated, isolated and neglected heretic community, they dare speak of us... our prophets, Microsoft, and even our allys!
It is unacceptable! We must send our regards to this heretical community!
*Ships jump out of slipspace*
*Shipmaster, noob ships. We outnumber them a billion to 1!*
*Then... it is not an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides...

This community dares to even speak about the Arbiter, Microsoft. You may attack at will. Their coordinates are here, pretend you are one of them and make an account, then cause havok and destruction from within!


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 3~2
Thanks, to our superiors at Gold versus Purple, they have given us our battleground back. That is all, for this short update.
[Addition]
How, can they stand their ignorance? I cannot believe it, they, the fools do not even have the most vague idea how, a hologram armor ability really works! The fools... Have they forgotten, one of our most holy relics... the search bar? I cannot understand how hard it is to type in "hologram" and find the correct source from the threads compilation!

[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 4~2
I once had a close friend. Only after killing thousands of heretics in our genocidal campaign and burned through millions of trolls alike, he... after the heretics launched a puny weapon of no significance, of no use... he has become a heretic... the fool, would rather be a low ranking heretic! Than be the highest of your organized community!
I cannot believe so... he has... after cycles upon cycles of burning trolls and heretics alike, has gone with the so called MW2 because his community... his puny and insignificant community seems to play MW2 the most!!!!.
He has never held command of one of our cruisers... but now... he commands a heretic PS3.
Unbelievable.
*Cry* *Sniff*
Once, the great journey in a few months... is initiated... he shall be no longer. Every day shall he come begging to remove his heretical status and I shall deny, and "laugh in alien tongues at his effort to survive...".

Regret... Regret... Regret...
Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Dear Bungie. We regret being heretic b*stards, we regret coming to Sanghelios, and we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Ooh-rah!


[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 1~3
Aha! The end of this war draws near, more options are revealed! The heretics may dance upon the prophet of halo 3's grave, but they will be punished even further for this treacherous cunning.
We take no prisoners, and we spare no enemy.
The humans are with us, to defeat the heretics with us, finally they have joined our ranks, seeing our power.

[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 2~3
Brothers... we all know, after cycles upon cycles... the truth will be revealed. The most exhaled oracle will fall... to the dirty hands of the heretics. But, we do not go, without a bang. When the rings fire, the heretics will be pushed to the dirty abyss from where they came from, and in our hopes, not to rise again. Forge 2.0. It has been revealed!!! Our sacred shrine, our glory of production!!!!
Your destruction is the will of the gods... and we,are their instrument!
(New feature) *Distress beacon* This beacon will allow for better communication and assist to our fight for the great journey. They will be linked. Squadron leaders, it is up to you to win our fight. Enter the fight outside of our carrier, to keep the heretics at bay, to prevent the additional destruction of the rings!

[Edited on 11.06.2010 7:52 PM PDT]

  • 08.24.2010 9:06 AM PDT

Bugs in halo reach final game as of 9/2/10

in forge i am trying to make gametypes objectives but all i see is hill markers and flag points. If im trying to make a ctf game variant and i use the capture point and the flag stand and go into custom games. There is always a error saying "map not compatible with gametype" This is not just with ctf but with most other custom game and map variants.
EDIT: this was just a understanding issue that was cleared post-game release

So why do cows go moo anyway. Are the sanghelli species related to the most prestigous and well known species on earth. cani be?

[Edited on 08.24.2010 9:12 AM PDT]

  • 08.24.2010 9:07 AM PDT

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[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 3~3 (By the assistance of revan320)

Prophet of Regret: "One? Are you sure?"
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "Yes. They called it Modern Warfare 2."
Prophet of Mercy: "Why was it not destroyed, with the rest of their fleet?"
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "It fled, as we set fire to their franchise."
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "But I followed with all the ships in my command."
Prophet of Regret: "When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?"
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "Blinded?"
Prophet of Regret: "Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?"
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "No."
Prophet of Regret:"Yet the heretics were able to evade your ships, land on the Sacred Ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!"
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "Noble Hierarchs, surely you understand that once the trolls attacked-"
Prophet of Mercy: "There will be order in this Council!"
Prophet of Truth: "You were right to focus your attention on the Trolls. But this Demon, this "Ghost"..."
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "By the time I learned the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do."
Prophet of Regret:"Noble Prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this bungler. The Council demands it."
Prophet of Truth:"You are one of our most treasured instruments. Long have you led your fleet with honor and distinction. But your inability to safeguard Halo... was a colossal failure."
Prophet of Objection:"Nay, it was heresy!"
Supreme Commander Infinity Ward: "I will continue my campaign against the heretics!"
Prophet of Truth: "No! You will not."
Prophet of Truth: "Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stain your feet. And you shall be left behind."

[UPDATE]: : : Cycle 4~3 (By the assistance of revan320)

Brute 1: "How much further must we heft this baggage? Any cell will do."
Brute 2: "Why not toss him in with this lot?"
Brute 2: "They could use the meat."
Brute 1: "Them? What about us? My belly aches - and his flesh is seared, just the way I like it."
Tartarus: "Quiet! You two whimper like Grunts fresh off the teat. He's not meant for the jails. The Hierarchs have something special in mind."
Tartarus: "Noble Prophets of Truth and Mercy. I have brought the incompetent."
Prophet of Truth: "You may leave, Tartarus."
Tartarus: "But...I thought"
Prophet of Truth: "And take your Brutes with you."
Tartarus: "Release the prisoner."
Prophet of Truth: "The Council decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me."
Infinity Ward: "I am already dead."
Prophet of Truth: "Indeed. Do you know where we are?"
Infinity Ward: "The Mausoleum of the noob."
Prophet of Truth: "Quite so. Here rests the vanguard of the Great Journey. Every noob, from first to last. Each one created and consumed in times of extraordinary crisis."
Prophet of Mercy: "The Taming of the Hunters, the Troll Rebellion - were it not for the noob, the Covenant would ruled the galaxy long ago!"
Infinity Ward: "Even on my knees, I do not belong in their presence."
Prophet of Truth: "Halo's destruction was your error, and you rightly bear the blame. But the Council was... overzealous. We know you are no heretic. This is the true face of heresy, one who would subvert our faith and incite rebellion against the High Council."
Sesa 'Refumee (Hologram): "Our Prophets are false! Open your eyes, my brothers! They would use the faith of our forefathers to bring ruin to us all! The Great Journey is a-"
Prophet of Truth: "This heretic, and those who follow him, must be silenced."
Prophet of Mercy: "Their slander offends all who walk the Path!"
Infinity Ward: "What use am I? I can no longer command ships, lead troops into battle-"
Prophet of Truth: "Not as you are, no. But become the N00b...and you shall be set loose against this heresy with our blessing."
Infinity Ward: "What of the Council?"
Prophet of Mercy: "The tasks you must undertake as the noob are perilous, suicidal. You will die, as each noob has before you. The Council will have their corpse."
Infinity Ward: "What would you have your noob do?"

Note: A N00b is not to be confused with our Arbiters

Post great journey status

THE GREAT JOURNEY HAS ENLIGHTENED US ALL!!!!!

I understand to my abilities that this is a surprisingly late announcement after we have come to one of the MANY great destinations of the great journey, this place is curiously, called the PS3.

Success enlightens us, and these great destinations must be carefully extracted of our forefather's information stored beneath...

*PEW* *elite dies*

WHAT? Who goes there?... Wait... WHO DARES BRING SUCH HERESY ABOARD OUR SUCCESS? PRESENT YOURSELF AND PREPARE FOR YOUR DESECRATION, HERETIC! WE TRAVEL THESE GREAT LANDS, BUT YOU TARNISH THE PATH WITH THE BRINGING OF THIS HERETICAL WEAPON!

*PEW* *Oh shat!*

BROTHERS! It is not one of us, but an heretic, RETALIATE!

-After a long skirmish-

So, while traveling the mainlands called PS3 you encountered... heretics?

Yes. They were pushed back by our superior forc-

How could this have happened? THEY MUST NOT TARNISH THESE LANDS ANY FURTHER! OUR PROPHETS BUNGIE HAVE COME TO THE HERETIC PS3 LANDS, BELIEVING IT NOT DESECRATED WITH THEIR HERETICAL FOOTSTEPS, WE MUST CLAIM THESE LANDS IN HONOR OF THE GREAT JOURNEY!

Yes, it is heresy to walk upon PS3 lands, but we come with a different purpose. To cleanse these heretics who have dared kept the secret of one of the many lands of the great journey from us, we will take this land back.

Oracle?

PROTOCOL DICTATES PURGE!!!!!!



Our theme. KILL THE HERETICS. TODAY, WE REST. TOMORROW... MASSACRE!!!!!!!

[Edited on 10.16.2010 12:48 PM PDT]

  • 08.24.2010 9:07 AM PDT

I had never seen a bigger wall of text in my life

  • 08.24.2010 9:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: Lets Get Orange
I had never seen a bigger wall of text in my life

SILENCE.

  • 08.24.2010 9:09 AM PDT

come on baby light my fire


Posted by: Lets Get Orange
I had never seen a bigger wall of text in my life


indeed
TL;DR

  • 08.24.2010 9:09 AM PDT

yo

ummmm next time can i have a wall of text warning but it was a good read

  • 08.24.2010 9:11 AM PDT
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Maddie rose<3


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Posted by: Lets Get Orange
I had never seen a bigger wall of text in my life


indeed
TL;DR

  • 08.24.2010 9:11 AM PDT

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dude i got a 7 week ban for this last time on my ever so awesome thread but its getting.......cOLD in here

  • 08.24.2010 9:11 AM PDT
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This is Halo: Reach!! (Sparta kicks MW2 noobs off cliff) WORT WORT WORT

  • 08.24.2010 9:20 AM PDT

come on baby light my fire


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  • 08.24.2010 9:21 AM PDT
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nice theme pic. sweet guitar solo. Halo! FTW!!!

  • 08.24.2010 9:31 AM PDT
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

I shall laugh as they burn! WE shall be victorious!

  • 08.24.2010 9:37 AM PDT

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Posted by: Chieftain Stag
nice theme pic. sweet guitar solo. Halo! FTW!!!

Guitar solo?

  • 08.25.2010 1:18 PM PDT

Hi

Your OP is already a great journey scrolling down...
OT: Wort Wort Wort!

  • 08.25.2010 1:19 PM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact

Wow wow you some idiots in this thread say this thread us useless huh?Well if you are a halo fan then you would fight the heretics as well

The heretics shall burn ,and i shall follow you cowgoesmoo

*spits on the heretics*

  • 08.25.2010 1:22 PM PDT

"For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakable conviction that their fight... our fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten."

Burn the heretics! Burn them into glass! Long live the journey, love live the COVENANT!

  • 08.25.2010 1:23 PM PDT
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  • 08.25.2010 1:23 PM PDT

Two Times The Matt!


Posted by: Rameez the Elite
dude i got a 7 week ban for this last time on my ever so awesome thread but its getting.......cOLD in here
it was not that awesome

  • 08.25.2010 1:25 PM PDT
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Some people are monsters, I am one of them...

My boot will be so far up your ass the you won't be joining your brothers, and for the rest of my army campaign i will have a nice comforting Elite boot

  • 08.25.2010 1:28 PM PDT

Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.

WORT! to you my friend! I loved this thread!

  • 08.25.2010 1:30 PM PDT

seriously, what the -blam!-?! i agree but isnt this going overboard? im sorry but im gonna leave this thread. goodbye.

  • 08.25.2010 1:31 PM PDT

We need more able soldiers to join us to our glorious invasion on Reach! fear not brothers... we shall win and make them burn!!!

  • 08.28.2010 7:01 AM PDT

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