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Subject: Laser Wars: Godsends

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Alright ladies and gentlemen, it appears as if the Laser War topic torch has been passed onto me. Like in the previous laser wars, there will be a minimum of allies. I believe that four allies is enough. This takes place at the end of whichever laser wars just happened. Most of everybody's forces have been destroyed by a creature called the Banisher. Everyone begins with three hundred troops, and an equal number of dropships and recon vehicles. You have to build your army up. You cannot instantly have five billion troops without waiting a while, and having a good explanation of how you got them. And it better be DAMN good. Try and stay serious. Please make the story interesting. It gets very boring seeing only two people fight each other, while the others sit by and watch with about as much interest as mouse. If things get boring, betray an ally and kill him, or suddenly attack someone who wouldn't see it coming.

Speaking of killing, there are no instant kills. You MUST give the other player a fair chance at winning. If it's for the sake of the story, take a fall, and DIE. We don't want the story to be held up for a few people who just won't learn when to stay down. You may come back as a different character, or a relative (son/daughter/mother/father,etc.) of your original character. Enjoy the game, and stick to the rules. I hope I covered everything.

  • 08.09.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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i nuke u all and u die

  • 08.09.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
My torch, im planning somthing huge.


What would that be?

  • 08.09.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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Are you holding a torch for someone? Ah hahaa...ooh...ooo...yeah.

[Edited on 8/9/2004 3:27:21 PM]

  • 08.09.2004 3:27 PM PDT
Subject: Laser Wars: Godsends Chapter 1- The BANISHER

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The Banisher had landed on Cannon's planet four days ago. In such a short time, he had managed to destroy most of the groundside forces, and disable the shield generators that protected the planet from orbital attack. Cannon's ships were badly defeated in space by this new enemy. His troops would not be able to hold out much longer against the Banisher, let alone any other kind of enemy.

Four more days passed, and the Banisher's attacks seem to have lessened. Recon units even reported seeing the Banisher rocketing upwards through the atmosphere. A few hours later, he would return, fresh bullet holes and scratches covering his armor. Spies on enemy planet's reported that the local forces were mobilized and sent to engage an extremely powerful enemy. Every battle fought against this new threat was ineffective. Billions were slaughtered. Cannon sat deep in thought at the command city. He couldn' believe these reports. It seemed as if the Banisher had been visiting all the other leaders in the laser wars, and destroying their forces as well...

  • 08.09.2004 3:27 PM PDT
Subject: Laser Wars: Godsends

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Posted by: Egyptian Jackal
i nuke u all and u die


I make an instant death exception for him. YOU DIE!!!!! Muahahahaha. You're dead now. I killed you. Game over for you.

  • 08.09.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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A young girl rises from her cloths on the musty ground.
"Where am I again?", she asks groggily.
"On the Ranvier." replied a voice.
"Damn AI...you know, you don't sound anything like my mother."
"Of course Rebecca. Whatever you say"

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"Please make your way to the guidence station young lady", chimed the Voice for the third time.
"I'm not young acctually. I'm post-pubecent", retorted the girl in a mocking tone. The voice was silent. "Hmm...fine". Rebecca made her made out of the chambers into the Hals. Meta-humans lept forth clothing her as she proceded, then melding back into the shadows. "You know I hate phycho training, why do you make me do it?"
"We have learned from countless battle that phycic powers have turned the tides even for the strongest minded, she paused, you Father was one of these." Rebecca stopped.
"What was Father like?"
"Your Father was the most brilliant military leader of your people ever known." explained the Voice flatly.
"Yes you've told me those words for 14 years now, but what was he LIKE?"
You..Your Father was the most brill-
"DAMN A.I.!!!" And Rebecca lunged at the steel plated doors, Splintering them from their hinges and shatering her left wrist.

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Hi hmm... i need to think of a new prologue...

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This sounds sort of interesting,why not.I'll join up but no forces for me please i think I'll just be my own forces with my machines.

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Rebecca reached the guidence center and placed herself in the directors seat.
"Do we have any new readings on the Banisher?" she asked the Ensign on the readout panel.
"Nothing," he replied.
"hmm" she paused," set course for Cannon's homeworld."
"Ma'am, I must advise you that sice we have only this one destroyer,and it is packed to the brim, we should wait before seeing old allies and enemies-"
"Is there something wrong with this ship ensign?"
"No Ma'am, it's just-"
"then we shall take the ranvier to our old allies. Our old defeates are nothing now. You and the rest of this crew will stand proud of my Fathers achievements."
At the mention of her father Ensign Jones turned and ploted the course into the system. A rumbled shook the old ship and it began to move off of the moon it had sat on for 6 months.

  • 08.09.2004 3:44 PM PDT
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Alright to be different then the last ones this character will have no connection from my previous ones in blood only that the person was a member of my previous Empire.To mix it more it is a female haven't thought of a name yet... I will make the prologue when it comes to me.

[Edited on 8/9/2004 3:46:04 PM]

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supersniper, chained to a spire of rock as his punishment for his past life, begins to stir he feels rejuvenated, though the shackles cut deep into his wrists, he feels...stronger. To test his hypothoseis he pulls at his restraints the bending and twisting of tortured metal reaches his ears finaly after 16 years he is free...

  • 08.09.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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Since the name of this Laser War is Godsends I asume it will have the return of the godsends?

  • 08.09.2004 3:48 PM PDT

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I guess. I was just told to make a new laser wars, and give it the tite Godsends.

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Oh. Who was this misteious person who gave you your orders?

  • 08.09.2004 3:52 PM PDT

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Some guy with Elite in his name. It seemed like a good idea to make a new laser war anyway, since I was outta the loop in the last one. Try and stay on topic as much as possible.

[Edited on 8/9/2004 3:54:16 PM]

  • 08.09.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Unlike my previous ones this will be done from 3rd person...

Chasing the wind spiders over the dunes Kensai felt a tremer run through the ground. She stands abosuletly still. These were wormsigns she could see the dust growing larger in the distance. She began to run back towards her worm protected village when she was within sight of the village she was just in time to see the lost of her village. The great gapping mouth of the worm swallowing the village and everyone in it....

[Edited on 8/9/2004 3:57:59 PM]

  • 08.09.2004 3:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Twitch666
I have no allies because I live in hell


Hawaiin Luau Nights on Fridays.


Cannon begins to hail his allies from the last laser war to aid him in defeating new and old enemies, and eventually killing the Banisher.

  • 08.09.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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What hapend to the other Laser war.

  • 08.09.2004 4:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: Blue Elite 1000
What hapend to the other Laser war.


It died. Stay on topic from now on please.

Cannon await's his allies to respond.

  • 08.09.2004 4:10 PM PDT
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o well il jist make a prolouge for myself.

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supersniper flees into the forest becoming a highway robber eventuly he has enough money to create an off world communicator he uses this device to contact a passing mercenary group in the sector, he is back in civilization ready to begin his reign of terror once more.

  • 08.09.2004 4:13 PM PDT