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graghlesplanken....... cannon i hate your plot twist's

  • 08.10.2004 3:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: Flaming Ninjas
"He makes a point... No army, no allies... however, if we cripple Shade now his whole alliance will be affected... Your call master."


"We will destroy the non-civilian first." says the Banisher, preparing to teleport to fortsngham (or however the hell it's spelled) planet.

  • 08.10.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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wonders if his men can be allied with the banisher's as an act of desperation but the upside is the banishers army will have 200,000 more men/slaves and mechs and tanks yay

  • 08.10.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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OK> First of all I have no men. Talk to Cannon about that. Second off, I am about the second most powerful warrior in the universe, second only to cannon. Your infadelite wepons can inflict no harm on me, so how are you going to kill me? Only another supernatural warrior can kill me...

  • 08.10.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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whew but my offer is still up my non player characters on the desert planet are willing to make an allegiance with you unlimited resources at your disposal and unlimited amounts of mechs and tanks and what not

  • 08.10.2004 3:40 PM PDT

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Cannon is alerted that the Banisher and Nex have joined forces. Cannon and his old alliances must gather troops for the rough times ahead, and prepare to fight for the survival of everything in the universe.

  • 08.10.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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well ya so we can't harm you or double cross you when we form our allegiance and you have more man power and resources and stuff btw what happened to the stand up comic form of flaming ninja with the FN crunch 15 vitamins and minerals stuff

  • 08.10.2004 3:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: Flaming Ninjas
OK> First of all I have no men. Talk to Cannon about that. Second off, I am about the second most powerful warrior in the universe, second only to cannon. Your infadelite wepons can inflict no harm on me, so how are you going to kill me? Only another supernatural warrior can kill me...


The Banisher and I are different. I'm playing two characters. Myself, and the Banisher.

  • 08.10.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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arghhhhhhh kill off one its too confusing lol. No but sorry if I confuse them. I am very... tired right now.

  • 08.10.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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ya i know but you just repeated yourself for one and for two the allegiance part was towards cannon the flaming ninja crunch was towards you

  • 08.10.2004 3:44 PM PDT
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CANNON! wiil you not answer me!

  • 08.10.2004 3:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: forstngman
CANNON! wiil you not answer me!


What?

  • 08.10.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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is now playing part of second in command of Prak's army Ruquil: out of the felling of weakness and hatred towards the man who stole the AI and gave them back a virus infectad duplicate calls the Banisher on his homeworld en route to a battle and asks if they can form and allegiance to help out both sides and the Banisher knows that we cannot harm him with our insignificant weapons but our castle is killing our troops we have man power but not enough and we have unlimited resources and supplies as well as an unstoppable militia of mechs bombers tanks and starships

  • 08.10.2004 3:48 PM PDT

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The Banisher accepts the alliance.

  • 08.10.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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hohoho as ruquil has the army of 20000 once 200,000 men go on board dropships and start preperations to aid the Banisher and Flaming Ninja's attack fortsngwahtsits

  • 08.10.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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when we get out of slip space we can see explosions on the planet's surface....we get into the dropships and prepare for a hard landing on the planet of farts.....

  • 08.10.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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knowing that we were going there we had added something special to the mechs they were know powered by methane that they sucked in from the outside world and any fart gun fire

  • 08.10.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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but when we get out of the dropships in our mechs and tanks and planes the only explosions we see is from a man trying to light a cigar with his lighter the only thing he is lighting is the methane in the air

  • 08.10.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shade Delmort
well ya so we can't harm you or double cross you when we form our allegiance and you have more man power and resources and stuff btw what happened to the stand up comic form of flaming ninja with the FN crunch 15 vitamins and minerals stuff


Hes still there, lurking in the shadows... watching, waiting for the perfect moment to unleash...

Flaming Ninja Crunch! Jampacked with 15 essential viatimens and minerals! Now with marshmellow AR's and Shotguns! Stop by at your nearest grocier and pick up a box today!

You know our motto, "If ya don't, we'll kill ya!"

  • 08.10.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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so know Cannon has 2 chars he controls

you, flaming ninjas, has multiple

and i have around 3 the girl my main char and the other army of people, considered one.

[Edited on 8/10/2004 4:05:07 PM]

  • 08.10.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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hey cannon do you know what happened to buckey the funny grunt guy form the other laser wars

  • 08.10.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Yea... I liked the kid.

  • 08.10.2004 3:58 PM PDT

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I might make a new thread like the laser wars, but it will be a funny thread. Buckie will have a blast.

  • 08.10.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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have a name for it already laser wars.... something

  • 08.10.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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enough I must Battle you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one can defete my imperial fleet of 1,000,000 capital starships, 500 geneticly enhanced super stike force soldiers, militia of 50,000,000 solders that are willing to walk into certain deth. and 301st super tank devisioin.
even as we speak i have all of my forces deployed on all of you. you shall not win. and you cannon! i challenge you to a duel chose ypour weapon and prepare to die!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 8/10/2004 4:16:06 PM]

  • 08.10.2004 4:15 PM PDT