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Subject: Laser Wars: Chaos
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well they were destroyedd 100 years after the previous one we wake up from cryo sleep with 300 mean and 2 ships and a few dropships thats it start a new

  • 08.10.2004 4:38 PM PDT

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It's not 100 years later. It's maybe a few years after the last one, if any time passed at all.

  • 08.10.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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I gtg

  • 08.10.2004 4:39 PM PDT
Subject: Laser Wars: Plott twists blah!
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as i entered the armor shop i noticed that they had some armor for the people that others call midgets so i decided i'd buy the best peice of armor for a midget that fitted me i went up to the cashier and tried sounding like a midget with a deep voice and i think it work'd i left the store and went into the showers and put on the armor complete with a helmet i decided i'd need to get a weapon or two as well so i headed down to the weapons shop...

  • 08.10.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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okay 20 years

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Okay, I start with 300 troops huh. I still have a strong economic base and I am a veteran of previous Laser wars so, I go back to my home planet and my people support me. I take over the government, with the help of rebels. I set up the govt and since my empire was broken up into fragments during the end of the previous laser wars, I dont' have a single large empire yet.

  • 08.10.2004 4:42 PM PDT
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i looked around the shop and bought a shotgun and a luswitch as i opened my uncles wallet his I.D. card fell out i quickly grabbed it before anybody noticed it so i bought the items and still had enough money to buy a few no-ships.... as i walked out with the weapons and hovboards backpack i decided to have fun... i got onto the hov board and took it as hi as i could without the engine failing....

  • 08.10.2004 4:43 PM PDT
Subject: Laser Wars: Deadly Alliegance
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when he comes out of slip space he notices an old beat down service and mantinence satilite. "looks friendly i said as i storled into the largest waiting room i have ever seen. star ships of all shapes an sizes. and the life forms there were the good the bad the ugly ...and the realy ugly. i looked to my left and saw the most uniform and francly pretty ship aside from mine. i asked the camandor: "so wat's a guy got to do to get an army arownd here" he said talk to me.....

  • 08.10.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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as i came back down i felt something wierd surging through my body it was as if i was stronger faster and tougher than before i thought i could take on the whole world as i was but i knew i had a mission to save my uncle....

  • 08.10.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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My army grows to 500 men. All of them are very well trained and are equal to 10 regular soldiers. I start to work on a airforce creating only 20 small ships today. I still have the plans for the dreadnoughts and the super soldiers from the previous wars and will use it when time comes.

  • 08.10.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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i used a trip mine to blow out the rear wall and make my way in... as it exploded i caught a glimpse of a man being beetin with a stick that man was my uncle.... i walked in the fealing i had felt during my joyride coming back... i walked up to my uncle shooting any pig that got in my way...

  • 08.10.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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i get to my uncle who is unconscious and try lifting him up but it doesn't work so i hit him upside the head to make his robot half come online and start helpping out.... as he wakes up he looks around and starts to follow me out the wall... when we get out there are guards everywhere i give the luswitch to my uncle and we start a killing spree...

  • 08.10.2004 4:49 PM PDT
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continue the story of the 8 year old niece and 34 year old uncle tomorrow i am hungry right now c ya

  • 08.10.2004 4:49 PM PDT
Subject: Laser Wars: Deadly Alliegance

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Cannon's troops continue their grueling search for lost members of the old army. City defenses are being greatly improved New armor is being built for Cannon to use. It is similar to Mjolnir armor, but has a Killshock Generator which destroys any incoming bullets, and small rockets. The Armor also comes will Demi-Shrike Missile launchers. By the end of the seventh day of the search, two hundred more troops are found. More vehicles and weapons are being manufactured in the robotic automation lines. Cannon's army is becoming more powerful.

  • 08.10.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Shade the second gives his entire fleet, which survived teh Banishers by hiding inside a moon, to, lets see, whos been good today?

  • 08.10.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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yeah, to CANNON.

Good luck, CANNON, may my ships serve yuo well.

BTW, there are only hospital ships, supply carriers, colony planters, terramorphers, and a few fighter escorts, so dont use it for evil.

  • 08.10.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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the man showed me a catalog of an asortment of biological, mechanical, and genetic enhancements i could administer to my 300 soldiers. i folowed him back to his questionable looking "hospital" he called it. i wen in and wen the doctor mechs started on them i was amazed at the presision that they used when they were working on them. after they were all done i renamed my forces and they became my elete strike force. they have 50X faster reflexes, telecanetic comunicatiopn between each other, an asortment of mounted weapons with optional atachments. and 3 times the streangth of an average biped.
said thanks and went on my way to start building my fleet.

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I come under attack by enemy forces and defeat seems imment when suddenly the elite forces of the old order begin to assemble. Among them is Dave's cousin T-man the commander of my 6th fleet. He brings with him 10 crusiers, all that remain of the war. The old supersoldiers, half man half alien have also returned. 171 of them. They were the ones who made it out alive. My army swells to 2000 troops now and the nearest empires view me as a threat and prepare to attack me.

[Edited on 8/10/2004 4:55:07 PM]

  • 08.10.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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They have about 1000 ships in all. Most of them are from my old empire. The ones that survived the glactic battles. Their armies number at 3 million men. I start drafting and campaigning and manage to raise an army of about 1 million men. Hearing my battlecries most of the old order has returned. My ships number at 800. Among them is 20 dreadnoughts. 20 of the 27 dreadnoughts constructed have survived.

[Edited on 8/10/2004 5:01:52 PM]

  • 08.10.2004 5:01 PM PDT

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Biologically enhanced soldiers are being created in several labs throughout the city. Each soldier is capable of self healing, running at 75 mph, lifting a Ragnarok Tank, and jumping 15 feet in the air. The armor of course, compliments these abilities. They are sent out to scour the planet for any surviving forces, while ships are sent to a barren, desolate world that Cannon's army had once resided upon. Around 400 troops were gathered in three days.

  • 08.10.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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i coome upon an old battle field of epic porportions. i thought hey half of moast of these ships still work and begin reparingdamaged and fusing ships. wow i tough looking at the scematics for a capital ship. "this is realy advanced technologys and quickly found out that they were of an acient civilazation. that explains the reains being found over 1 light year away. my fleet jumps to 700

  • 08.10.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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You are kidding right, Cannon. Lift a tank. LOL

  • 08.10.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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my next stop is at a old mech factory. and came upon a AI that offered to help by making 1,000 battle driods if i took him with me i agree'd.
i got to go I'll be back

  • 08.10.2004 5:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: Nemesis_1
You are kidding right, Cannon. Lift a tank. LOL


The Chief can do it, I can't see why my bio enhanced Vulcans can't. I didn't specify how much the tank weighed either.

  • 08.10.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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Yeah okay. I deploy my most elite team, team 6 into the major enemy capital. They sabotage and cause mayham. The citizens upon learning that I had come to save them fight their oppressors. I use my cruisers backed by dreadnoughts to decimate their capital fleet in orbit around their home sytem. By now my spec.ops have captured all major defences and I set up plans to ambush the enemy fleet. I follow the same procedure for 5/6 enemeis. It is a sucess and the last one I take by force. I have my old empire with most of the ships. My fleet now numbers 1500. Most of the enemy ships were captured. My enginners have worked on them and have made them upto date. My army and my airforce are now growing large.

  • 08.10.2004 5:38 PM PDT