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As Kensai approached the pillar, what seemed to be a bolt of lightning struck no more than a few arm lengths from where she stood. Yet as she jumped back, a human figure stood now where the ground was charred black. He was girded in a simple environment suit, and held only a large sword hilt in his right hand. He beheld her there as if he'd always known her, like some old foe brought back from the dead...

What do you seek?

  • 08.16.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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Kensai then remembered that this ninja was a ally of the Banisher she stuffs the fishsticks in his face. Kensai with a smile on her face proceeded into the bay. Where she turned on the systems on the Desert hawk and got into the cocpit.

Flaming then begins to sob hysteically andhurl the fishsticks at the bridge officers. He is then placed under arrest and is led to a containment cell untill further notice.

"Well this is perfect." Flaming says

<Kensai your not nice...>

  • 08.16.2004 12:50 PM PDT
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"Who are you, my business here is mine and mine alone. if you wish to stop me then you shall meet the end of my blade." Kensai unsheathed her kriss she had gone to far to stop now...

  • 08.16.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Flaming Ninjas
Kensai then remembered that this ninja was a ally of the Banisher she stuffs the fishsticks in his face. Kensai with a smile on her face proceeded into the bay. Where she turned on the systems on the Desert hawk and got into the cocpit.

Flaming then begins to sob hysteically andhurl the fishsticks at the bridge officers. He is then placed under arrest and is led to a containment cell untill further notice.

"Well this is perfect." Flaming says

<Kensai your not nice...>

lol, ya my character really isn't that nice... oh well

  • 08.16.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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Dolorous looks under him. He is standing on the Wicked Witch of the West.

"-blam!-. Not again..." He mutters. Then suddenly Flaming Ninja appears at his side. "Hello. I heard you killed the Wicked Witch with lightning again. Your in Deep -blam!- man..." he says. "Want some fishsticks?" He says as he offers a handfull of them in his outstreached hand.

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  • 08.16.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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Kensai slowly edges towards the pillar still facing the two men who are proccupied at the time. Any time will be good in order to find out what happened.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 12:55:46 PM]

  • 08.16.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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i gtg

  • 08.16.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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I ignore the crazy salesman and turn to Kensai.

I know your purpose. The power you seek will master you again if you do this. I cannot let that happen. My predecessor gave it to the people he hoped would guard it and give it to the next chosen one... but things have gone astray. You can still help me mend the wrongs here, but you cannot do it on your own. What say you?

  • 08.16.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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Flaming sees Kensai has a big sharp metal stick. Oh I mean a sword. Or kriss or whatever its called. He reached out and touches the end with his finger. The tip of the sword boils away.
"I'm kinda scared of needles... and swords. Sharp metal things. They give me the willies." Flaming says. "So Dolorous, about those fishsticks... Were also having a special on Flaming Ninja Crunch! It's jampacked with 15 essential vitamens and minerals. Now in new Berry Berry Flaming Ninja Crunch and Apple Cinnamen Flaming Ninja Crunch!"

[Edited on 8/16/2004 12:59:12 PM]

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I give Flaming Ninjas a look that would kill him if he could see it behind my helmet.

I don't eat.

(but thanks for the comic relief)

[Edited on 8/16/2004 1:01:48 PM]

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Flaming Ninja, on a whim, decides to turn on his patented "Makes Me Able to See Behind Helmets" gogles that he got from that cool Black and Decker catalog. Suddenly, he dies.

Dolorous hears a voice deep inside his head.

"This love has taken its hold on me, she said goodbye to many times... Oh sorry. Catchy tune. Wtf man. Whyd you have to kiull me! Just when things were gettin good. Dammit. Oh well, looks like I may be haunting you/raising an unstoppable army of the dead for the next eternity...

  • 08.16.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Dang you scuba steve!!

  • 08.16.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dolorous
Dang you scuba steve!!


I'm not quite sure what you mean by that!!!

  • 08.16.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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inside joke. Insert your name there if you want it to make more sense.

  • 08.16.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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Grrr. It seems like every time I'm on, Seraph leaves, and then when I get on 2 days later, the story shifts several times... I want a good match once in a while. Ah well, I'll be around. Cya in a bit all.

  • 08.16.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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lol. Your always around for the small talk.

  • 08.16.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Sorry was kicked off but got my own comp today so should be on more. Good comic relief ninja(btw) Kensai stared at the figure she wished she could see his face to tell if he is honest. "I have destroyed what possessed me before i have seen its true image. What can you do that can only be mastered inside myself." Kensai threw the hitl of her now destroyed kriss to the ground.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 3:35:49 PM]

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Flaming looks over at Kensai. Then at Dolorous. Damn... being dead sucks he thinks to himself. No more roast beef, or fishsticks... I will have to pass on the legacy of selling Flaming Ninja Crunch to someone else... but who is worthy to receive this great honor?

  • 08.16.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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Ah the crunch the greatest gift for soldiers the universe around.

  • 08.16.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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*sniff* I wish Bucky were here... hes the only man for the job.

  • 08.16.2004 3:59 PM PDT

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Hoo-hah.

  • 08.16.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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Ya he is the only one who can carry on such comic ways. Hmm i got to send a pm to him to join.

  • 08.16.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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Yay.

If dead people could feel emotion, I bet id be happy right now.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 4:04:22 PM]

  • 08.16.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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Okay sent a pm to buckie asking him to join laser war again.

  • 08.16.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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Flaming decides to call upon his great ancestors to help him in his quest, for what is unknown, but theyll help...

  • 08.16.2004 4:12 PM PDT