- Pink Menace
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- Elder Mythic Member
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Suddenly Zeke lets loose his millions of jellyfish-oompaloompas from the second laser war that were stuffed in the fifth dimension. All shall perish.
BLASPHEMER!
Hey guys. I decided to make surprise appearance.
If you all rememeber, the jellyfish could only be killed by me. I am their single hive mind. If I want them to die, they die. Hence, all the cross breeds are now purebred oompaloomas, The jellyfish half has died.
Well das all.