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Subject: Laser Wars: The Hunt
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Hmmmm... Bersrker. Are those those big furry birds that peck your eyes out?

  • 08.16.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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The infiltraters show Nex all of the troop classes.

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Suddenly Zeke lets loose his millions of jellyfish-oompaloompas from the second laser war that were stuffed in the fifth dimension. All shall perish.

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the predators search all over the pillar for any information

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
all my oompa loompas start raping me and i like it


awkward

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Posted by: Flaming Ninjas
Hmmmm... Bersrker. Are those those big furry birds that peck your eyes out?


No more of a jugernaut from unreal championship only stronger and faster

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While Blue Elite talks my Oompaloompas wipe out his bodyguards.

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Suddenly Zeke lets loose his millions of jellyfish-oompaloompas from the second laser war that were stuffed in the fifth dimension. All shall perish.

BLASPHEMER!

Hey guys. I decided to make surprise appearance.
If you all rememeber, the jellyfish could only be killed by me. I am their single hive mind. If I want them to die, they die. Hence, all the cross breeds are now purebred oompaloomas, The jellyfish half has died.

Well das all.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
one day, i wish to marry all my oompa loompas.

you freak

  • 08.16.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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I still have the chip in your brain Pink Menace.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 6:38:54 PM]

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seraph can you continue the story before it turns to a stupid topic

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

No. I asked god to if I could be him and he said ok. Then I magically took the chip out with my mystical god powers, so suck it.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
will you marry me and my oompas pink menace?.

this is not a proposal forum dude

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My army wipes out the ompalompas and continues talking.

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Spartan... everyone here has raped laser wars! ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! Zeke and Flaming have the right ideas... go find the first laser wars and tell me if its anything like this at all. PM Excommunicado, hell tell you how much fun those were.

And about the proposal. Spartan, If you have to use Zekes name to propose to me I dont think your ready for marrage. Besides id say no.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 6:42:22 PM]

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Posted by: Spartan 133 aka
seraph can you continue the story before it turns to a stupid topic

Yup sorry had to leave for a second. (btw) Kensai could feel the marking over her skin tnigle with power these marking originated here. She then knew how to enter she walked towards the black smoke it curled towards her and eveloped her in darkness...

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Damn, this is a serious laser wars.

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Damn, this is a serious laser wars.

lol ya it is.

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the predators readied there weapons

  • 08.16.2004 6:43 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink sends his jellyfish drones to make a mighty fortress...

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Kensai could feel the markings on her skin raise in temperature she could smell burning flesh and smoke rose from the markings. The smoke finally dissipated she was nude on a black beach the sky seemed to be torn apart fire erupted across the sky. The markings now covered her entire body...

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Anyone who wants a good laser war go to the topic beneath this.

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Kensai looked around the beach she could see none of the other people but could here there voices echo across the land...

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The infiltraters notic that Kensai is gone and start look ing for her.They say o -blam!- we lost her.

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the predators get attacked by some monsters. then they start attacking everyone.

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