- Kickimanjaro
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- Intrepid Mythic Member
“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything
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I would steal all of the webmaster's alcohol if he did this. Then, I would hold all of it ransom (yes, even the special bottle that he named "Bob"). I would wait for seven days, and then I would broadcast a message to this Cowboy hat and jetpack wearing Guerrilla. This message would be a video, in this video, I would be holding "Bob" seven feet in the air by a rope above a hard, cement floor.
I would then make my demands.
If my demands were not met, I would cut this rope, and "Bob" would shatter into many pieces, and that cowboyhadandjetpackwearingguerrilla would become akin to that of the Disembodied Soul, having nothing left in the physical world, and nothing left but his Soul--not living, not dead.
tl;dr:
No.