- Wyzilla
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- Exalted Legendary Member
The who wishes, fervently wishes
UNSC Enterprise. Instant invincibility.
UNSC Theodore Roosevelt. One shot kills everything. Covenant flee upon sight.
UNSC Over the Rainbow. Where teh gheys are kept.
UNSC Q. When it shows up, everyone flees, especially UNSC forces.
UNSC Schwarzenegger. Lacks ranged weapons of any sort, rams enemy ships with gigantic chin-shaped ram.
UNSC JFK. Humps anything with a pulse.
UNSC Trojan. Trap? No. We're not a trap. We're certainly not a hologram of a Covenant ship projected over a UNSC Dreadnaught several kilometers long. Not at all.