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Subject: Never lie to your girlfriend.
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I lied to my girlfriend. It was a pretty serious lie, and we were in a pretty serious relationship..... We loved each other. I THINK we still do, but i have messed up stuff really badly. At this point I am not sure whether we will end up together or not, so my advice to you is this.... Be honest to your girlfriend about everything. Don't make the same mistake I have made.

  • 08.10.2004 1:19 AM PDT
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we'll be back to Oprah in a few moments

[Edited on 8/10/2004 1:21:17 AM]

  • 08.10.2004 1:21 AM PDT
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Ass goblin.... That truly does crack me up. That has brought a little joy to my day.

  • 08.10.2004 4:58 AM PDT
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Some advice get rid of your girlfriend use the money that you would otherwise use for her and buy video games

  • 08.10.2004 5:03 AM PDT
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It's funny you say that jar head because Lynz (my girlfriend..... still I hope) always mentions the fact that I spend a lot of my money on videogames..... Hah.

  • 08.10.2004 5:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 133 aka
we'll be back to Oprah in a few moments


nice man, nice

  • 08.10.2004 5:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Stalin the 31st
I lied to my girlfriend. It was a pretty serious lie, and we were in a pretty serious relationship..... We loved each other. I THINK we still do, but i have messed up stuff really badly. At this point I am not sure whether we will end up together or not, so my advice to you is this.... Be honest to your girlfriend about everything. Don't make the same mistake I have made.


what did you do?

  • 08.10.2004 5:39 AM PDT
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  • 08.10.2004 5:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: jar head
Some advice get rid of your girlfriend use the money that you would otherwise use for her and buy video games


You say that now... but when you have a girl sitting on your lap halo will be the farthest thing from your mind.

  • 08.10.2004 7:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: jar head
Some advice get rid of your girlfriend use the money that you would otherwise use for her and buy video games


You say that now... but when you have a girl sitting on your lap halo will be the farthest thing from your mind.


Unless she's on your lap while you're playing Halo...

  • 08.10.2004 7:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: Stalin the 31st
I lied to my girlfriend. It was a pretty serious lie, and we were in a pretty serious relationship..... We loved each other. I THINK we still do, but i have messed up stuff really badly. At this point I am not sure whether we will end up together or not, so my advice to you is this.... Be honest to your girlfriend about everything. Don't make the same mistake I have made.


Um i have to agree and disagree on this one. cause you have to lie sometimes. Like when they ask you if something they wear is ugly. and you know it is. You cant tell them the truth. Oh man this reminds me of my last EX. One night we were lying in bed and she was like are my boobs to small. I said "no babe there perfect." She said "what if they were bigger would you like that" So i not thinking clearly said "well it wouldn't hurt" Theres were boobs in my face how could i think straight. Man i had to hear about that for like 2 months everytime we got into an argument. I'm glad i left that girl, she was way to much drama. All girls are drama but man this girl was crazy about it. She acted like a girl in 9th grade at age 21. It was like grow up.

But i love girls, there hot. So see you have to lie to them or you'll be single for ever. i bet even you dad lie's to your mom all the time. God i hope so anyway.

  • 08.10.2004 7:43 AM PDT
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BElieve me, girls>than halo 2 can ever be. Although theyre both orgasmic(pardon the pun) girls are better. You want to know why? Get a half naked girl in your bed...every single night(if you go all the way). Soon youll be spending more money on "the pill" than video games. Of course your gf/wife will -blam!- about getting a good job. Better job equals better presents(aka things to get her in bed) equal better sex.

Quote some pervert that livfes next door.

Thats not my opinion but dont LIE(about big things)

  • 08.10.2004 8:28 AM PDT
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if its a good mature relationship, you shouldnt have to lie.

  • 08.10.2004 8:36 AM PDT
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Your friend is a smart man IMO. He knows how this system works.

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Posted by: Snipe Assault
Soon youll be spending more money on "the pill" than video games.


Just get fixed. It's cheaper and a real stress reliever.

  • 08.10.2004 8:53 AM PDT
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or just walk the path of onanism.

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Posted by: Stalin the 31st
I lied to my girlfriend. It was a pretty serious lie, and we were in a pretty serious relationship..... We loved each other. I THINK we still do, but i have messed up stuff really badly. At this point I am not sure whether we will end up together or not, so my advice to you is this.... Be honest to your girlfriend about everything. Don't make the same mistake I have made.

Sucks for you.

  • 08.10.2004 10:09 AM PDT
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GREAT JoB. ok. just one thing. never tell ur g/f how much u jerk off everyday.

  • 08.10.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: masterchief58545
GREAT JoB. ok. just one thing. never tell ur g/f how much u jerk off everyday.


Erm, I'll take that advice....

  • 08.10.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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Is it just me or is this thread going in a bad direction? Keep it clean you guys.

  • 08.10.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: iam atrueNIG GER
seriously though, this is what you do:

call her up, ask her if she is still mad at you

when she says yes, then you respond by calling her a dumb -----t that needs to lose some weight around the ass section and make sure you also call her a---------- - sometime too

trust me, it works

Thats awsome.

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  • 08.10.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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Sorry, i'm the one that always handles the relationship perfectly then gets skrewed over. So i can't help you. And your not the first one to go to the bungie community for advice on the ladies. How would you feel if you found out that the girl that was your existance told you that she's slept with 4+ guys in one year. And then more than that. And then broke up with you because she said "she didn't deserve you".

If i were you, ask for her forgiveness, i'll leave the details in this operation up to you.

WARNING: whatever you do, DO NOT tell her that you can't live without her.

  • 08.10.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Peck
Sorry, i'm the one that always handles the relationship perfectly then gets skrewed over.

HA!

Fat chance of that.. no one is perfect.

  • 08.10.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: klurejr
HA!

Fat chance of that.. no one is perfect.


That's just propaganda that was started by the women.

[Edited on 8/10/2004 2:23:09 PM]

  • 08.10.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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I lied to my girlfriend once. And it's proof that women hold grudges like crazy!

The story:

She wanted me to come to a movie with her and her girlfriends. It was a chick flick. I don't quite remember what it was. I told her I had a serious amount of homework to do. I didn't. Anyways, later that night, my friends and I decided we'd go out to eat. The Real McCoy's I think the place was, anyways, not ten minutes after we sit down, my girlfriend and her friends come in looking for a table to sit at. Anna sees me, her face turns blood red. I'd never seen her so angry... ever! She grabbed me by my arm, and hauled me outside. "I thought you had homework to do!" "Uhhh..." "Shut up! I can't belive you lied to me like that!" "You see-" "Shut up! Arrghh!!"

She went home. Now, every time I say I can't go on a date somewhere, she brings that up. So, just go to the chick flick, it's better than hearing about it every other night for the next year.

  • 08.10.2004 2:26 PM PDT

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