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Subject: Caption #4 - From a late night of Halo PC testing...
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This particular screen was taken by some of our testers last year as they were wrapping up work on Halo PC. Commence with the captions!


  • 05.03.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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* The Master Chiefs go marching one by one. Hurrah! Hurrah!

* Blue Leader: Great job, men! It looks like all the Reds have been accounted for!

* Hey! You by the tree! I said 'single' file! Now get to the end!

* Little did the Blues know that the Reds were just playing opossum.

* Press photo of The Leap Frog Massacre.

* Have you guys found my contact lense yet?

* With this HELP signal, we can get our butts out of this stinking hellhole they call Blood Gulch. Does anyone know how we got here in the first place when there are no exits or entrances to get in from?

  • 05.03.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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Whoever finds the contact lens gets a week of shore-leave!

  • 05.03.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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How many of you have to jump out of the damn tree before you learn?

  • 05.03.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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* Damn kids when I honk the horn on the car it's for a reason!

* Ahhh ermmm, sorry for the TK

  • 05.03.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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It's the Banshee landing strip.

  • 05.03.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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(Sorry one more)

One dead over here
*far away*
Another dead over here
*close up*
One here AHH Road kill!

(idea came from a pronuciation error with the corpsman thing ;))

  • 05.03.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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Exerpt from Treasure Island...er...Treasure Gulch:

Smithers: What way is that for bones to lie??
Captain Silver: They be pointin' thee way to thy lost flag.

  • 05.03.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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jeez.. the night we get beer.. everyone passes out at the same time.. darn... no one can shave Master Chiefs eyebrows

  • 05.03.2004 2:53 PM PDT
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~The Blues decided to play dominoes with the reds

~Bungie wanted to check out how the people looked when they died so they lined them all up and found that they all lay the same. Halo 2 will me different :)

~After the blue guy had seen there was 11 red guys he noticed his team had 5 so they wanted to even it up a bit.

~Blue one:Do u think i can hit them all with one bullet?
Blue Two: Well if u do then i will give you a warthog as a present.
Blue one: WTF you talking about man!
Blue Two: just Shoot the damn things

  • 05.03.2004 3:04 PM PDT
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the guy at the bottom of the screen got pissed off by the guy infront of him and he got pissed off by the guy infront of him..... i think you get what im saying.

This is what happens when you team kill

  • 05.03.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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haha good one

  • 05.03.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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They all wanted to disguise themselves as a river. Unfortunately, they weren't the Blue team. Fortunately, the Blue team thought it was a stream of blood that was supposedly draining from a tree nearby. If you ask me, they deserve to die.

  • 05.03.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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It's CENTIPEDE!!!

  • 05.03.2004 3:17 PM PDT

"Go then. There are other worlds than these."

"Dodecahedral Kill!"

  • 05.03.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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Frankie's left over cadavers after a battle with Sketch Factor.

  • 05.03.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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the trail of tears
-or-

vive la blue team

  • 05.03.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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Why is the plasma pistol bigger than chiefs head?

  • 05.03.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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This is what happens when spartens eat too much cabbage.

  • 05.03.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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So thats how RedvsBlue ends, Jeez, I never thought the blues would win that easily...

  • 05.03.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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After the Alpha test, Bungie decided to turn down the power of the sniper rifle.

  • 05.03.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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The Bungie summer pantathalon featuring "Simon Says" has gone horribly wrong over the past few years.

  • 05.03.2004 4:20 PM PDT
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holy shmoly! i never knew weed could do THIS to u...

  • 05.03.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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Rejoin in 1... peice.

  • 05.03.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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"Bringing an all new meaning to the words "kill in order""

  • 05.03.2004 4:28 PM PDT