- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
CHURCH:So what would we do with all these red bodies I organized COMPLETELY ALONE?!
TUCKER: Hey I offered to help.
CHURCH: Yeah but you're an -blam!-.
TUCKER: Hey you left one out.
CHURCH:He was the only one we beat to death instead of shot, I thought it appropriate to put him in his own class.
CABOOSE: How about we use them to play hopscotch?
CHURCH: Caboose shut up.
TUCKER: I get dibs on the girl ones.
CHURCH: There aren't any girls in their Tucker, except maybe that one with pink armor, what were you planning to do with them anyway?
TUCKER: Oh, nothing....
CABOOSE: I still think we should play hopscotch.
CHURCH: Caboose shut the hell up!!
TUCKER: We could be in the Guiness book of records for this, and chicks dig guys who slaughter thousands!
CABOOSE: Look guys I don't know why you hate hopsco....
CHURCH: CABOOSE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST BLUE IN THAT PILE SHUT THE **** UP!!!!
CABOOSE: That's it, I'm joining the Reds!!
CHURCH: They're all gone dumbass. Unless you want to join the dead ones.
CABOOSE: My life is a joke.
TUCKER: At least he's right about that.