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Subject: Caption #4 - From a late night of Halo PC testing...
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And now a message from our sponser: Don't drink and drive.

  • 05.19.2004 2:17 PM PDT

Looks like Tim Hortons shut down-NO COFFEE FOR THE REDS!!

  • 05.19.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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CHURCH:So what would we do with all these red bodies I organized COMPLETELY ALONE?!
TUCKER: Hey I offered to help.
CHURCH: Yeah but you're an -blam!-.
TUCKER: Hey you left one out.
CHURCH:He was the only one we beat to death instead of shot, I thought it appropriate to put him in his own class.
CABOOSE: How about we use them to play hopscotch?
CHURCH: Caboose shut up.
TUCKER: I get dibs on the girl ones.
CHURCH: There aren't any girls in their Tucker, except maybe that one with pink armor, what were you planning to do with them anyway?
TUCKER: Oh, nothing....
CABOOSE: I still think we should play hopscotch.
CHURCH: Caboose shut the hell up!!
TUCKER: We could be in the Guiness book of records for this, and chicks dig guys who slaughter thousands!
CABOOSE: Look guys I don't know why you hate hopsco....
CHURCH: CABOOSE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST BLUE IN THAT PILE SHUT THE **** UP!!!!
CABOOSE: That's it, I'm joining the Reds!!
CHURCH: They're all gone dumbass. Unless you want to join the dead ones.
CABOOSE: My life is a joke.
TUCKER: At least he's right about that.

  • 05.19.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Dam, I knew I shouldnt of pressed the self destruct button, I just couldn't resist


ok so its not that good but its my first

  • 05.19.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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Red's policy of recruiting native Americans hit a snag when all the applicants turned out to be trackers.

  • 05.20.2004 1:19 AM PDT
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Halo Tester: For the last time, you idiot, rockets do NOT go through people!

Halo Programmer: Like I care.

*Boom*

  • 05.20.2004 8:14 AM PDT
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The last blue pushes the secret button, all of a sudden the whole red army trips over wires. Frankie goes on to say in his weekly update, "Did i evr tell you never play with somebody who designs multiplayer maps..."

  • 05.20.2004 9:14 AM PDT
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Hey you in the red! Drop and give me twenty!

  • 05.20.2004 10:22 AM PDT

Follow the Spartan brick road!

  • 05.20.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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Guys! I said single file!

  • 05.20.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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Right before the carnage:
"Hey Frankie said there was gonna be some kind of vehicle testing over by the tree but he didn't say what kind."

  • 05.20.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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IT was Col. Mustard...in the gulch....with the wrench....

  • 05.20.2004 10:11 PM PDT

Mania? I promise you this: it will be more than a cart and plow that I drive over the bones of the dead.

See? That's a good reason not to fight with mainly plasma pistols.

  • 05.20.2004 10:29 PM PDT
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Gee, I guess that warning on the sniper rifle wasn't a joke.... ("It can easily penetrate several armored soldiers. Be sure of what is on the other side of your target before firing.")

  • 05.22.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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SOMEONE SORRY *!@##% HAS TO DIG 12 MASTER CHIEF GRAVES! IT ALSO GIVES A NEW MENAING TO PUT"EM DOWN....WAY DOWN!

  • 05.22.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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Buddhist Master Chiefs showing their dedication to Buddha by crawling to the holy Red Base.

  • 05.25.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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a giant kid looking on as the antmastercheifs die of his magnifying glass.

  • 05.25.2004 10:28 PM PDT
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(Blue Team enters Blood Gulch and finds Red Team's empty MJOLNIR armor shuits lying on the ground all around them)

Blue One: Empty... All of them....

Blue Two: ..... They're Naked Somwhere......

(Upon reaching Red base, Blueteam is frozen in horror)

Blue One: OMG! It's an ORGY! Retreat

  • 05.26.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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I made a spelling error. Shuits should have been Suits, and the final word, "Retreat", should have been followed by an exclamation mark! Sorry about that.

  • 05.26.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Hey guys, thx for helping me, but.... i finally find my contact lenz. It was in my eye....sorry.

  • 05.26.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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you know, it looks a bit like the civil war....er, i think it was the civil war, where the guys in blue fought the ones in red....and, uh, the reds all died.....because the way they fought was dumb, and they all stood in a line....and died....just like the picture above

every single one of them....

  • 05.26.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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- one Halo PC beta-tester talking to another: "I donno, I kinda like that land mine feature..."

- one Halo PC beta-tester talking to another: "Harry! Why'd you mess up that perfectly good congo line?!"

- a Halo PC beta-tester talking to his boss: "Oh, so you're telling me that Master Cheif needs to be able to STAND? You people and your demands..."

- This is what we'll all look like after being in line for six hours waiting to buy Halo 2

  • 05.28.2004 12:39 AM PDT
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Oh.. you're thinking of the Revolutionary War. The Civil War was blue vs. gray.

  • 05.28.2004 12:43 AM PDT
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Now get on your knees and grovel

  • 05.28.2004 3:39 AM PDT
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When doing donuts in a warthog goes wrong

  • 05.28.2004 10:00 PM PDT