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Spartan 001 status: DeadSpartan 002 status: DeadSpartan 003 status: DeadSpartan 004 status: DeadSpartan 005 status: DeadSpartan 006 status: DeadSpartan 007 status: DeadSpartan 008 status: DeadSpartan 009 status: DeadSpartan 010 status: DeadSpartan 011 status: DeadSpartan 012 status: DeadSpartan 013 status: DeadSarge: "What did I tell you! Never attack with 13 soldiers!"
the save earth foundation gets jiggy with it
the sick and twisted version of candy land.
ha! I rolled a 5. i get to move 5 spartans forward!
Spartans, they take the game"Sleeping Lions"... TO NEW EXTREMES.
Next week on: When Congo Lines Go Wrong
That is one big slumber party!
its a red cocain sunff line
Newscaster: Bad case of radiation causes tragedy in Blood Gulch. Newscaster 2: The informer said TK'erNewscaster: Sounds like radiation to meNewscaster 2: Now unto the weather, it's getting colder isn't Jon. Wel........Connection Interrupted...
Blue Guy, talking to other Blue guy: "Next time they make a congo line, I get to drive the warthog."
they thought their mass suicide would give their cult a tax exemption, they were wrong
Commander: Good drop Para-chiefs, lets try it with the parachutes now eh?
Warning: The 14.5x114mm APFSDS round is an anti-material munition. It can easily over penetrate several armored soldiers.NO KIDDING!
Months and months of planning the attack, and they surprise us from behind.
after this test, Bungie decided to turn down the power of the riocket launchere!
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-game over...
"When some impudent fool "tested" the Mjolnir suit's fail safe system, he didn't realize the spartans were in them."
After a long night of testing, the Chiefs couldnt wait to get to bed....they didnt make it..
RED LEADER: Dammit johnson what'd i tell you about eating beans!
still gotta tweak that sniper rifle its a bit to poweful
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When steamrollers attack...
-Warthog Drivers' Ed: Practical Exam.-"You want to wait in this line for the Spiderman tickets?""Well, yeah. You got a better idea?""Actually..."-By the time the judges for the Geniss Book of World Records arrived a the scene, the "Biggest Fart Ever" had already come and passed.-You can't see it in the picture, but there I am in a blue suit, with active camofloge...-The Red Carpet.-You were wondering why there was only ONE Spartain left?...
Sarge: WHAT?! They're all taking a nap?Marine: Their answerphone says they'll win the war when they wake up but they're really tired right now.Sarge: Where does that squad come from?Marine: Uhm.....London.Sarge: Jetlag.....they always give me the squads with jetlag..
Quote - "They Can't See Me. Cause I Can't See Them".I'll miss you... Larry, Bob, Randy, Bruce, Jim, Dave, Andrew, Ted, Perry, Chester, Daniel, Mischa, and... oh crap, I forgot his name!