- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
*Damn it dan, Parachutes and Spartans don't mix OK!?*
*We rehearsed and practiced all day, but we just couldn't get the River Dance right!*
*Last Red: "Ah man! Now the Captains going to Court Martial me for sure! Wait... never mind. I just found his dog tag by this foot over their..."*
*They all tried playing musical chairs with the warthog as the chairs. We just didn't expect it to get this out of hand!*
*Blue: ya, they're definitely drunk. Just look at those pee stains!*
*Damn it Ryu! You're in the wrong game!*
*Last Red: All I can remember is that I saw 2 bright lights shining in my eyes...*
*Blue: So, what should we categories this as, a farside comic or a Twilight Zone occurence*
*Blue: I'm sad to say it sir, but I didn't kill everyone here. One of them jumped off that tree to try and stop me.*
* Fan playing Halo Online: "Ahh! I dropped my controller! Where'd it go! Where'd it go! Oh no! My score's going to be so horrible! Ah! trips to the ground Ouch! Ow, my head! uh... huh? Here it is! Back to the game! I wonder how many times I've died alr.......... wow...*
(he won the match neadless to say)