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Subject: Caption #4 - From a late night of Halo PC testing...
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1.Red team leader: "Hmm, perhaps they misunderstood the part in the manual about esprit de corps"

  • 12.14.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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some one doesnt know that theyre being watched. every time they respawn they die , bunch of idiots i think
Posted by: SketchFactor
This particular screen was taken by some of our testers last year as they were wrapping up work on Halo PC. Commence with the captions!

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  • 12.15.2004 5:37 AM PDT
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[u] Caption 1 [u]

Europeans found Blood Gulch and plague ran rampant

[u] Caption 2 [u]

Guy at back of line: "Ah-ahhhh-aaahhh-CHOOOOOO" (what happens next is due to a relying on your sheilds a little bit too much)

  • 12.15.2004 7:22 AM PDT
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Red driver: I am in SOOOO much -blam!-

  • 12.15.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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1. Bungies way of saying, 'dude get a better internet connection!!!!'

2. "pfft, and you said the ghost was weak!"

3. the reason why Bungie took the ATV out of halo.

4. "good, now, roll over!"

  • 12.16.2004 1:52 PM PDT
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hhhmm? i WONDER WITCH WAY DARTHMAHDI WENT???

  • 12.18.2004 10:06 AM PDT
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heres the story leading up to this immage:

This was bungie's first and only try at a 32 player game. The rules of this game was a single life upon blood gulch, team slayer. and this is how it went down-
the red team was just slaughtering blue, it ended up to be 12 red to 3 blue. just before marching ontl the blue base to force a surrender, the red team had a party. The only problem was the red team only had cans of baked beans left to eat, and a deep fryer. so one spartain cooked up the beans while another set a table. so they ate, and when they whent to march, they all lined up, (and since each spartain was about the same) they all farted at the same time. it was a disaster! the suits were made to be invincible chemicals, gasses, liquids or solids, but it was also a weakness. none of that bean gas escaped and every single red player died. a blue team member that was hiding in a sniper spot and saw the whole thing. over the radio all three began to laugh. the sniper took a picture of the catastrophy and the thing that said "rejoin in 1" was to resume the radio chat of laughter.

the end
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heres a few more ideas:

the reason why they wanted to add a horn to the new warthog in halo 2

they wanted to make blood gulch more realistic by adding bodies, but they could not figure out where

what happens when everyone wants to cary the flag

  • 12.19.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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Ohhh boy nappy time!!!!

  • 12.19.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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Master Cheif lets one rip!

  • 12.21.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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follow the yellow brick road!!!!!

  • 12.23.2004 1:54 PM PDT
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Oh good. You guys found my paper dolls. I MEAN My little sister's paper dolls...

  • 12.23.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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double-kill triple-kill kill-tacular killing-spree running-riot

  • 12.24.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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Soldier - What color is your ring Jim?
Jim - Green like grass.
Soldier - Oh for god sakes...who buys a green ring?
Jim - Ok soldier. You mocking me?
Soldier (In a sarcastic tone) - Well of course not!
Jim - ALL OF YOU PANSYS 100 PUSH-UPS ON THE DOUBLE!

  • 12.24.2004 10:28 AM PDT
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TOTO we're not in SideWinder anymore, We must follow the redspartan road!
Lion's tiger's and brutes...OH MY F***IN LORD

  • 12.26.2004 8:46 PM PDT
Subject: Xbox Live Halo 2 Fun!!
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UpCastOrder(me) Zooloo66, and wildcat LC were bored so we decided to move the Soda Machines...

<p><img src="http://www.upcast.us/signatures/halo.gif" width="700" height="500"></p>

  • 12.28.2004 11:56 PM PDT
Subject: Caption #4 - From a late night of Halo PC testing...
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carrion crow: does anybody have a spatula!

  • 12.29.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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Halo 2 Announcer: UnFreakin' Believeable

  • 12.30.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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THe master Cheif clone were sent to the convenant homeland, were they were gunned down while the original master cheif sat back and got high

  • 12.30.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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Who's in the warthog.... God?

  • 12.30.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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This is why you shouldn't drink and drive.

  • 12.30.2004 7:00 PM PDT
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"This just in, there has been a terrible shooting in a place they call Blood gulch,Families and Friends, please come to identify the bodies."

  • 12.31.2004 4:51 AM PDT
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this is your brain cells on drugs

  • 12.31.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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*to sniper* Nice shot!

  • 01.01.2005 12:27 AM PDT
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OR

*Sniper* Now THATS a headshot!

  • 01.01.2005 12:30 AM PDT