- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
[reds standing around bored]
Leader: wait, I've got a great idea! Let's all crawl on the ground in one big line!
*Later*
[Warthog pulls up with blues in it]
"What the heck happened here!? Oh man, those poor, poor, men. Wait, no, nevermind. They we're just reds."