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"You do know "Wake up and smell the roses" is metaphorical right? Or are you just trying to kiss my ass?"

  • 05.04.2004 3:29 AM PDT
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The fact is, we just ran out of yellow bricks.

  • 05.04.2004 4:20 AM PDT
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You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones

RED TEAM LEADER: SIMON SAYS LAY DOWN, SIMON SAYS GET UP, GUYS, HEY GUYS!

OR

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BUNCH OF MC'S TRY THERE HAND AT BREAK DANCING, WHAT THEY DIDN'T REALIZE IS THAT ONCE THEY GOT DOWN, THEY COUDLN'T GET UP.

OR,

CORTONA'S ABILITIES ARE FAR GREATER THAN ANYONE HAD EVER EXPECTED, SO DONT SASS HER, SHE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN.

OR,

  • 05.04.2004 9:03 AM PDT
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A horrible parachuting accident; the Aftermath

  • 05.04.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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Thats the last time I break out the beer..

  • 05.04.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Oops

  • 05.04.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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Hey, i think there is something wrong with the teleporter...

  • 05.04.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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The Reds are exhausted after their 'exercises'

  • 05.04.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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SARGE: Looks like the warthog rose from the swamp afterall.

MENDOZA: I told you Sarge, I said he would come.

JENKINS: Yea but he didn't bring any gifts

MENDOZA i wouldn't be so sure of that, look at them hog droppings by the sniper...

  • 05.04.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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*MC shaped Stepping stones*

*So, how do we check their pulses?*

*The Forensic team was puzzeled. The only evidence they had was tire tracks on the victims and a warthog*

*The UNSC forces recently discovered were the test subjects were sent to for the first Spartan project*

* Just before the Incident: Sarge: Don't worry! This little thingy on my HUD says that their's oxygen here.*

*Blue: I knew that rock I through looked funny!*

*The last hope of the Earth was on their way. They all ran single file towards the enemy, ranting chants to the Covenant ahead. Then, out of no where, Master Chief takes a sharp corner wrong and flips the Warthog, sending him flying to his death. The unexpecting Spartans ahead had no clue what they were about to be hit with...*

* Covenant Teacher: "Shooting a spartan in the leg makes it 93% effective in battle. Shooting one in the arm makes in 78% effective. Shooting both their arms and legs makes them 12% effective. So, what have we learned today?"

Student: "To just try and run them over, to eliminate all the confusing math."*

  • 05.04.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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"Dammit, sargent! What part of 'FLAMMABLE' didn't you understand?!!"

  • 05.04.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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How did one grunt DO ALL OF THIS!!!!!......

  • 05.04.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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needless to say Blue team won

  • 05.04.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Red leader- guys the UNSC Human domino competition is in 3 days and I don't the guys who are going to take home the Bungie Trophy!!!

  • 05.04.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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NO ONE CAN KILL THE GUILTY SPARK (insert evil laugh)

  • 05.04.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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Zamamee-Wow i can't beleive i killed every single spartan and none of them were the one im after!!!!....nor did i spill any blood
Master Cheif- (rockets the elite) wow he really needs to get a life!

  • 05.04.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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The Fall of Reach all over again.

  • 05.04.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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New steamroller mod goes down a treat with blue team, lucky they were standing in a row really

  • 05.04.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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anything but the conga line!

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aww crap, i thought i was the only one coming to the fancy dress party as tarmac!

  • 05.04.2004 1:17 PM PDT

bah

Gearbox employee to another Gearbox employee, at the Gearbox vs. Bungie tournament, "Are you sure you removed all the Bungie 1337 hax code?"

  • 05.04.2004 2:35 PM PDT
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Experiment 117: Use Spartans as fertilizer on the dead grass.

  • 05.04.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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-The conga line of death

-"Alright, who pushed me over?"

-Red #1 "I saw this on Animal Planet, if we all lay here long enough, the Blues will think we're part of the habitat, and then we can sneak up behind them, and attack them."

Red #2 "Uhh, I don't think it works if we're red and the ground is brown."

Red #1 "Quiet, here they come."

  • 05.04.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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Red#2 talking to Red#1: when i said if at first you dont succed try again i didn't mean 12 more times down the exact same route.

  • 05.04.2004 3:08 PM PDT

Spamming Bungie since 2004!
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Hey,if they were all carrying grenades,we could have had hours of Warthog Jump!

  • 05.04.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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*You know that Big creature Bungie said they might release into halo 2? Well... I think they have...*

*All the Spartans were excited to see that they had reached the new planet. Unfortunately, someone started the rumor of their being no gravity...*

* Halo Fan: So, how were you able to have the Master Chief Jump off that Spaceship and onto the Covenant carrier in one try?

Bungie Employee: It wasn't exactly one Master Chief; we used Red Stunt men to practice the shot first, but we still don't know where they landed...*

* Blue 1: I can't believe you were able to kill 12 Reds!

Blue 2: 12!? I got a lot more then 12! That's all I could fit in the camera!

  • 05.04.2004 3:32 PM PDT