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Kinda reminds me of what happened to the first generation of Spartans... you know, the real ones?

  • 05.05.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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Announcing new Halo dominoes!

  • 05.05.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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How many Red Master Chief's does it take to find out where the Blue sniper's reticle is aiming? 12+.

  • 05.05.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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This is what happens when you give the red team beer... so... whose gonna shave the eyebrows

  • 05.05.2004 1:52 PM PDT
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Red 1: "GUYS!! I HAVE THE COOLEST IDEA EVER!!"
Reds 2-12: "Damnit, not again.."

  • 05.05.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Blue Sarge: Dang! i think this ones gonna make it to the Warthog!
Sniper: Oh no he's not........

  • 05.05.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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* The Reds got a little carried away in their pursuit of -blam!- knocking eachother.

*Doc found his way to the warthog again*

*Mommy! Look at the pretty tree!*

* Red on ground : I know we're supposed to treat our upper ranks like royalty, but this is ridiculus!*

*The Sargeant was going to Court Martial every last one of his men that day, but that was before he realized they had Vodka!*

  • 05.05.2004 4:16 PM PDT
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News Reporter: (yelling over all the gunfire) AND WE ARE HERE AT THE SCENE OF THE GREAT RED CHIEF MASSACRE WHERE APPARENTLY A WAR BROKE OUT BETWEEN THE RED FACTION!!

News reporter:(interviewing a red chief)So how did this get started?

Red Chief: Well, it all started with a with a "your bald under that helmet" joke by one of the marines and all of a sudden this happens.

Reporter: And what did this marine look like?

Red Chief: Well, he was skinny and he was wearing a blue shirt......Crap.

  • 05.05.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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"Breaking news!! We are flying above what seems to be a Greenpeace rally in Blood Gulch. The activists have made a human barricade at the base of a single tree that is scheduled to be demolished by a Scorpion tank. More at 11."

  • 05.05.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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may we remind you that the sniper rifle can pass through 14 heavily armored troops, you dont have to try and prove it using your friends.

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Right after he order the march in line exercise the squad leader received the memo about the Red Spartans uncontrollable instinct to melee the back of the head area. And that’s how Blood Gulch training area got its name.

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Witnessing the horrors of the enemies conga line of death, the blue sniper had to kill them all.

  • 05.05.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Dum dum dumdum dum daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its the Red carpet leading to the Blue awards

  • 05.05.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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what a crappy tree

  • 05.05.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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line up so i can get shoot u all in the head with the sniper in one shot

  • 05.05.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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Todd: GERNADE!! TAKE COVER!...

Gerry: But there isnt a blue player in site...

Todd: Sorry about that I guess it was a false alarm...

Kyle: OH GOD IT BURNS!!!

Mat: What happened soldier?

Kyle: BURNS!!! EYE!!! BIRD!!! BURNS!!! BIRDY WENT CRUD ON MY FACE PLATE!!!
and the acids in the fecies burned thru my faceplate into my eye!

Todd: Whats the morale of the story today soldiers?

Keegan: Animals are cute but dangerous

Johnathon: RUN!!! ITS A BUTTERFLY!!!

  • 05.05.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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Spartan-119: Let's put this warthog into gear!

Spartan-72: Sure thing let me just get the keys... CRAP! i lost the keys.

Spartan-16: Your heard him marines fine those keys on the double before blue arrives

  • 05.05.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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- "Hey Ya'll! Watch this!"

- ::Whisper:: "Alright guys! We're set up! When you see the first sadly mistaken actress to walk on us in a skirt, roll over!"

- "Damnit! I knew I should have put my name on my suit!"

  • 05.05.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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New Multiplayer map reveiled. It has 10x as much gravity as Earth.

  • 05.05.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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when the blues run out of dominos

  • 05.05.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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Announcer guy's voice:

-"Red got Raped"

-"Can you say dumb-ass?"

-"Ah ha ha ha ha"

-"Good thing you have infinite lives"

I was trying to say something like Twelve Kill, but like when it says "Double" and "Triple Kill," but I couldn't think of what to say.

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Blue looking through sniper scope-"Hey look they put in the new stepping stones for when it rains and the path gets all muddy and stuff."

Other Blue-"But, it never rains here."

First Blue-"Oh, right."

  • 05.05.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Here's a good one:

Why you don't try to put more than three SPARTANS in a warthog:

  • 05.05.2004 10:31 PM PDT
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It's every Xbox geeks' worst nightmare: I suck at this game, and I can't stop dying!

  • 05.06.2004 2:32 AM PDT
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Dr. Lecter: "Do you still hear the crying of the red spartans, Clarice?"

  • 05.06.2004 2:33 AM PDT