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Last week's Board Meeting at Bungie Studios:

Science Geek: And as you can see, this photo lends credence to the my theory that Frankie really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks at this game (and at drawing cartoons)!
Bungie Executive: Give this man a raise!

  • 05.06.2004 2:45 AM PDT
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You know you're a n00b when....

  • 05.06.2004 2:56 AM PDT
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Question: How many red spartans does it take to pave the driveway?
Answer: It depends on how thin you slice them.

  • 05.06.2004 3:17 AM PDT
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Just another day at sniper training on Blood Gultch...

Sniper 1 : "Oh look, Bob, there's a jumper about 400 yards out"
Sniper 2 : "Yup, he's a fiesty one," (zooms in with the scope) "but I can see the fear on his face" (pulls the trigger)
Sniper 1 : "Got him in the gills, Bob. I tell you, you are very good at what you do. Alright, this one's moving pretty fast. Poor fella, if he'd just turn around and go back, I wouldn't have to..." (aims and shoots)" ...blow his head off."
Sniper 2 : "Excelent form, Dave, you have real talent. If you keep this up, you'll be as good as I am in no time."
Sniper 1 : "Well thank you, Bob, I really appreciate your support. You know what, with out your guidance, I don't think I'd be half the serial killer I am today."
Sniper 2 : "Don't mention it. I just have to face reality: I'm not going to be sniping heads off forever. I know this sounds a bit overwhelming, but someday, you are going to have to take my place. Now, sniping brains out of skulls is something you have a natural ability for, and I have faith in you."
Sniper 1 : "Wow, Bob, I... I don't know what to say."
Sniper 2 : "Well don't say anything, because we got another bird on the wire" (aims and shoots)
Sniper 1 : "You missed!"
Sniper 2 : "No, just wait. Wait for it..." (Spartan drops dead) "Just a little lag, that's all."
Sniper 1 : "Aaaaah. Okay, so what is that? 12 down, infinity to go?"
Sniper 2 : (nodding head) "Pretty much!"

  • 05.06.2004 4:05 AM PDT
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" The trail of poisoned bodies leads to that tree! That must be where the hive is. Lets burn out the queen! "

  • 05.06.2004 7:14 AM PDT
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just some guys who fell asleep waiting for their dates.

  • 05.06.2004 7:26 AM PDT
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The new secret Covenant is revealed at last...the Treant!

  • 05.06.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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Bungie reveals their new crossover fighting game;
Halo Vs. Marvel Super Heroes...HULK SMASH!!! 'nuff said

  • 05.06.2004 7:35 AM PDT
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Red team decides to go skinny dipping...

  • 05.06.2004 7:36 AM PDT
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You can tell red is losing this war, they have got 6 weapons to 13 soldiers!

  • 05.06.2004 8:30 AM PDT
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Dorthy: I do not remember there being a Master Chief road.

  • 05.06.2004 8:48 AM PDT
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-...Hey, you're right Sarge! You really can hear the train coming!

-The squad was not prepared for the surprise attack from the Apples of Doom.

- Sarge --When I said 'keep an ear to the ground', I didn't mean it literally!!

-Even though they are fearless in battle, the Spartans had a irrational fear of thunder storms...'Eek! Lightning!

-The new Spartan project to augment reflexes with snake DNA turns out a definite loser.

-And you said the Medusa effect was a hoax.

  • 05.06.2004 10:56 AM PDT
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all was well at master chiefs birthday party until someone farted at the front of the conga line.

  • 05.06.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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(after all the reds are run over)

Red Number 14 just before death says to his buddy as they all lay about to kick the bucket, "what the hell was that... a Puma?!"

  • 05.06.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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Spartan yoga!

  • 05.06.2004 12:30 PM PDT
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Nap time at the spartan training facility

  • 05.06.2004 1:21 PM PDT
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-Another 'Strike' for the Covenant bowling team!

  • 05.06.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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The trail of tears takes on new meaning at Blood Gulch.

  • 05.06.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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"Don't look at him! The gorilla suit makes him think he's god. Stay bowed, guys"

  • 05.06.2004 1:33 PM PDT
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* The Red Master Chief crossing.

* To work on their defensive strategies, the Red team decided to exercise as a football team.

* Dang! The Blue team sent in a Splinter Cell.

  • 05.06.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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The results of playing Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded battle rifle.

  • 05.06.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Welcome to the Body Shop! We are selling red bodies today only $19.99! Ask abour our special discount for the flood.

  • 05.06.2004 2:51 PM PDT
Subject: Caption #4 - From a late night of Halo PC testing...
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Near Dead Spartan: Told you red wasn't a good color to blend in with!
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When games of "Grab Ass" go bad.
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Red Spartan off Screen: ... Still don't see that blue sniper. Send in another Tester.

  • 05.06.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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A spartan sleep over! They paint each others armor, polish each others visors, and talk.... things.

  • 05.06.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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The Red squadron just after being tolled they
were becoming obsolete once halo 2 is out.

  • 05.06.2004 11:05 PM PDT