- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Just another day at sniper training on Blood Gultch...
Sniper 1 : "Oh look, Bob, there's a jumper about 400 yards out"
Sniper 2 : "Yup, he's a fiesty one," (zooms in with the scope) "but I can see the fear on his face" (pulls the trigger)
Sniper 1 : "Got him in the gills, Bob. I tell you, you are very good at what you do. Alright, this one's moving pretty fast. Poor fella, if he'd just turn around and go back, I wouldn't have to..." (aims and shoots)" ...blow his head off."
Sniper 2 : "Excelent form, Dave, you have real talent. If you keep this up, you'll be as good as I am in no time."
Sniper 1 : "Well thank you, Bob, I really appreciate your support. You know what, with out your guidance, I don't think I'd be half the serial killer I am today."
Sniper 2 : "Don't mention it. I just have to face reality: I'm not going to be sniping heads off forever. I know this sounds a bit overwhelming, but someday, you are going to have to take my place. Now, sniping brains out of skulls is something you have a natural ability for, and I have faith in you."
Sniper 1 : "Wow, Bob, I... I don't know what to say."
Sniper 2 : "Well don't say anything, because we got another bird on the wire" (aims and shoots)
Sniper 1 : "You missed!"
Sniper 2 : "No, just wait. Wait for it..." (Spartan drops dead) "Just a little lag, that's all."
Sniper 1 : "Aaaaah. Okay, so what is that? 12 down, infinity to go?"
Sniper 2 : (nodding head) "Pretty much!"