- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Moments earlier:
*Blue Revs hog engine*
Red Spartan at the end of line to Red Spartan in front of him: "Did you just hear something?"
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Red Sarge: "Alright men follow me and do what I do!"
*Soldiers nod*
*Blue snipes Sarge in the head, Sarge spins and falls to the ground*
*Soldiers shrug at one another, spin and fall down*
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When Evil Knievel Jumps ATTACK! Next on Fox.
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Red Soldier to everyone else: "Okay here they come! Everyone play dead... and don't. Make. A. Smell."
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Blue Sniper to Blue Sarge: "Uhhh Sarge, you better take a look at this" *hands sarge sniper rifle*
Blue Sarge: "What in the six circles of hell?!"
Sniper: "Seven."
Blue Sarge: "What?"
Sniper: "Seven circles sir."
Blue Sarge: "Right... just testing your religious knowledge... Full marks..."
*Insert awkward silence here*
Sniper: "Anyways, my best guess is that it's some sort of Red Spartan Ritual Orgy(tm)."
Blue Sarge: "Orgy?! Why didn't we get the memo on that little shindig?!"
*Insert second awkward silence here*
Sniper: "Because Blue don't swing that way?"
Blue Sarge: "...Right, right being men and all...' *shifty eyes*