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Proof that spawn killing, and the 'shotgun-to-the-back-of-the-head' technique, need to be adjusted for Halo 2

  • 05.06.2004 11:47 PM PDT
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results of a well placed sniper shot

  • 05.07.2004 2:51 AM PDT
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Bungie's newest Xbox-exclusive title: Snake

  • 05.07.2004 7:55 AM PDT
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Church- hey tucker come look at this
Tucker- wow Caboose really got some skills
Church- no I was talkin about the warthog
Tucker- do you really think those thups where them

  • 05.07.2004 8:35 AM PDT
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"Naptime in Timberland"

  • 05.07.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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What is this a mass Grave?

  • 05.07.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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-Apparently all red spartans are deathly allergic to shellfish

-How big is Blood Gulch? As you can see by this example it's 42 MC's wide by 112 MC's long....

-If you lined up all the Red team killed during testing, you would be able to circle each map 7 times!

-Red team discovers magnetic north.

-NFL tryouts after the fall of Reach.

  • 05.07.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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-It was shortly after the new 'Bobcat Goldtwaite' AI was given to the red team, that they killed themselves.

-Red team just couldn't live without 'Friends'

  • 05.07.2004 1:09 PM PDT

Spamming Bungie since 2004!
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
GT-I Final I (i's)
Plz uze prper inglish n ur poasts!11! it makez it eazeer 2 reed!

Hey,where'd everybody go?!

  • 05.07.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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Dorothy: Come on, Toto! Let's follow the red corpse road!

  • 05.07.2004 5:11 PM PDT
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GET OUT F THE WAY!!!!!! OUT OF CONTROL BLUE WARTOG!!!!!! BEEP BEEEP

  • 05.07.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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"See fohammer, this is why I always thought these things needed doors..."

  • 05.07.2004 9:31 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 2
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Had a little trouble with the edit feature. Ahem.

"Little did the covenant realise that the secret to winning the war all along had been in sabotaging spartan boot laces..."

  • 05.07.2004 9:59 PM PDT
Subject: Caption #4 - From a late night of Halo PC testing...
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I told them to jump with parachutes.

  • 05.08.2004 5:54 AM PDT
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When all the rookies banded together but died of Bloodgulchophobia.

  • 05.08.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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NAP TIME!!!!

  • 05.08.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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Sniper Rifle + Line of Reds = Domino Effect

Dead Red 1 "hey why do we always fall face first to the ground?"
Dead Red 2 "because we crumple forward MORON"
DR1 "even if we get hit from the front by a warthog diving over us?"
DR2 "okay fine they just couldnt do another death animation version HAPPY?!"

  • 05.08.2004 2:25 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Blue Guy: GOOSED!!!

  • 05.08.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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WHY AFFIRMATIVE ACTION DOESN'T WORK:

Because of the new government mandate requiring 1 in 10 Red team spawn-ins to be Muslim, now 5 times a day Blue team has a "happy hour," while certain Red team members pray to Mecca.

SuperFlious
Bleeding Heart Liberal


occasionally

  • 05.08.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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You know the war in Iraq is going well when the press releases photos of a dozen American SPARTAN soldiers being dragged through the streets of Fallujah.

SuperFlious
Compassionate Conservative


sometimes

  • 05.08.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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Moments earlier:
*Blue Revs hog engine*
Red Spartan at the end of line to Red Spartan in front of him: "Did you just hear something?"

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Red Sarge: "Alright men follow me and do what I do!"
*Soldiers nod*
*Blue snipes Sarge in the head, Sarge spins and falls to the ground*
*Soldiers shrug at one another, spin and fall down*

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When Evil Knievel Jumps ATTACK! Next on Fox.

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Red Soldier to everyone else: "Okay here they come! Everyone play dead... and don't. Make. A. Smell."

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Blue Sniper to Blue Sarge: "Uhhh Sarge, you better take a look at this" *hands sarge sniper rifle*

Blue Sarge: "What in the six circles of hell?!"

Sniper: "Seven."

Blue Sarge: "What?"

Sniper: "Seven circles sir."

Blue Sarge: "Right... just testing your religious knowledge... Full marks..."

*Insert awkward silence here*

Sniper: "Anyways, my best guess is that it's some sort of Red Spartan Ritual Orgy(tm)."

Blue Sarge: "Orgy?! Why didn't we get the memo on that little shindig?!"

*Insert second awkward silence here*

Sniper: "Because Blue don't swing that way?"

Blue Sarge: "...Right, right being men and all...' *shifty eyes*

  • 05.09.2004 3:11 AM PDT

Conga!

  • 05.09.2004 7:49 AM PDT
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Marine 1: Ok Sarge, the last MC body is in place. You sure this is gonna lure him towards us?
Sarge: Haven't you ever seen any cartoons Marine, this plan has never failed.
Marine 2: Sarge, I just spoted an elite heading our way.
Sarge: Ok Marines here he comes... get the cage ready.
Marine 3: WOOOOOOOOOO! I can't wait until we get to "Wort Wort WORT" in his face...

  • 05.09.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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"A game of Slip and Slide gone VERY wrong."

OR

"... when 'Slip and Slide' goes bad!"


-BlackSpider

  • 05.09.2004 1:39 PM PDT