- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Modified version of SuperFlious's post, I just thought of a few ways to modify it...
If it's funny/wins... all credit goes to him,
otherwise it's my falut :(
[Australian accent] Here we are in the upper plains of Sparta looking for the dangerous and beautiful Cuban Missile Snake...
BY CROCKY! What a find! Look over there! We just stumbled across a whole flock of Red Spartan Ostriches. I thought they were extinct! Luckliy I have a disguise with me that looks exactly like them. This suit will allow me to get closer to them without frightening them all away. Let me just put this on... ok lets go in for a closer look. Notice how they travel in a line so they can spot incoming pred...
Terry, did you see that? They all just stuck their heads into the ground, there must be a large carnivore nearby. Now, I'm gonna climb up in this tree to see if I can spot it from up here...
Oh! There it is! A North Vietnamese Puma is sidling up to one of 'em right now. CRIKEY! I've never seen one that big. Now, these guys are really dangerous, so if I was smart I would steer clear of him, as long as he doesn't see me up here in the tree I should be safe, OH CROCKY! I think it just spoted me, it's headed towards me at an incredibly fast speed... (talking to the camera) you know it truly is amazing the speed they can travel, they are the fastest animal in the whole world able to use their speed to leap up into any tr- ...