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Look at this bludgutch, its a mess; I told you to put your master chiefs away after you're done playing with them.

  • 05.09.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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[Australian accent] Here we are in the upper plains of Sparta looking for the dangerous and beautiful Cuban Missile Snake...

BY CROCKY! What a find! Look over there! We just stumbled across a whole flock of Red Spartan Ostriches. I thought they were extinct! Notice how they travel in a line so they can spot incoming pred...

Terry, did you see that? They all just stuck their heads into the ground, there must be a large carnivore nearby. Now, I'm gonna try and sneak down as close as I can; maybe I can prod one of with...

Oh! There it is! A North Vietnamese Puma is sidling up to one of 'em right now. CRIKEY! I've never seen one that big. Now, these guys are really dangerous, so if I was smart I would steer clear of him, but if I can just take some shelter by that tree...

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Steve Irwin

  • 05.09.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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STRIKE!!!!!

  • 05.09.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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anyone up for a game of leap frog

  • 05.09.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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cortana(blue team): fohammer u are now clear for landing

  • 05.09.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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grunt: can i have that guys helmet.......... and that other guys gloves, and the others pants, and the one over there's chest protector etc.

  • 05.09.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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A hikeing trip gone terribly, terribly wrong.

  • 05.09.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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See what happens when you forget to turn on the oxygen in your helmet? Maybe next time you will think about it before you get all cocky and want to shoot things.


or



"thats the last time we show them a woman."

"I agree, I cant believe they all had a heart attack just from seeing a photo of a woman in a bikini"

"I guess their sex drive just kicked in. Making up for old times I guess."

"Eww.."

  • 05.09.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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when falling into a single line formation for the annual conga line, the last spartan decided it was a good idea to give the guy in front a flat tire, who in turn did the same to the on in front of him,unfortunately, after repeated abuse their heels just collapsed, thus inventing the conga line of DOOM!!!

  • 05.10.2004 12:12 AM PDT
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Modified version of SuperFlious's post, I just thought of a few ways to modify it...

If it's funny/wins... all credit goes to him,
otherwise it's my falut :(


[Australian accent] Here we are in the upper plains of Sparta looking for the dangerous and beautiful Cuban Missile Snake...

BY CROCKY! What a find! Look over there! We just stumbled across a whole flock of Red Spartan Ostriches. I thought they were extinct! Luckliy I have a disguise with me that looks exactly like them. This suit will allow me to get closer to them without frightening them all away. Let me just put this on... ok lets go in for a closer look. Notice how they travel in a line so they can spot incoming pred...

Terry, did you see that? They all just stuck their heads into the ground, there must be a large carnivore nearby. Now, I'm gonna climb up in this tree to see if I can spot it from up here...

Oh! There it is! A North Vietnamese Puma is sidling up to one of 'em right now. CRIKEY! I've never seen one that big. Now, these guys are really dangerous, so if I was smart I would steer clear of him, as long as he doesn't see me up here in the tree I should be safe, OH CROCKY! I think it just spoted me, it's headed towards me at an incredibly fast speed... (talking to the camera) you know it truly is amazing the speed they can travel, they are the fastest animal in the whole world able to use their speed to leap up into any tr- ...

  • 05.10.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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Ugh, we're running out of places to put theses bodies from Jackass,

  • 05.10.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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so thats where the flag is...

  • 05.10.2004 2:38 PM PDT

Spamming Bungie since 2004!
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
GT-I Final I (i's)
Plz uze prper inglish n ur poasts!11! it makez it eazeer 2 reed!

Blue team:We better start scrounging theirbodies.They had pretty good weapons.

  • 05.10.2004 4:48 PM PDT

Spamming Bungie since 2004!
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
GT-I Final I (i's)
Plz uze prper inglish n ur poasts!11! it makez it eazeer 2 reed!

I hope nobody grenades those bodies.Wait,wait do grenade those bodies!

  • 05.10.2004 4:52 PM PDT
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psh.....photoshop

  • 05.10.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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blood gulch literally becomes BLOOD gulch




sarg: ok men, its time to practice stop, drop, and roll. ok, GO!!!

sarg: ok men what went wrong?

men: ?????

sarg: YOU FORGOT TO ROLL!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.10.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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Blue team commander: "All right boys, those reds are hiding around here somewhere. Check those rocks by the tree."
Blue team lacky: "Yes sir!"
Another of the blue spartans walks up to the commander and asks "Think we'll even find them sir?"
He replies: "I dunno, son. We're dealing with proffesionals here."

  • 05.10.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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When the entire red team decided it was a good idea to follow a guy who had eaten an unusually large amount of beans and cabbage.

  • 05.10.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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A bad day at spartan boot camp

Drill Sergeant: "This is the Covenant Plasma Assault Rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemy. It makes a very distinct sound when fired at yo-....guys?"

  • 05.10.2004 8:52 PM PDT
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This takes spawn killing to a whole new level.

  • 05.11.2004 7:08 AM PDT
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Looks like the n00bs forgot how to drive and killed his own Men! (Poor sucka)
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Some person said, "Waste NOT WANT NOT,"
I do both, I play Halo all day and want nothing else

  • 05.11.2004 10:00 AM PDT
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THE INVISIBLE GRUNT STRIKES AGAIN!

  • 05.11.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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the red team plays Halo 2, and forgets to move away from the destroyed warthog..

  • 05.11.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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See if they were in the Halo 2 dimension and not the Halo dimension, they could just jump up and take the warthog!

  • 05.11.2004 3:15 PM PDT