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Sadly, Red 1 will never be able to tell us why has was standing on his head...(look closely)
-Where did that Blue sniper come frome?or-That Warthog driver needs to be arrested and have his license revoked....... not for killing, maiming, or tk'ing, but for blocking the road to my fort with dead bodies
One of the exhausted spartan : This orgy was painfull....Another : I cant even feel my ass...First one in the row : Why am i always the guy in front.
The results of a buried supermagnet in bloodgulch.---or---The new weapon! The magnet mine!
Don't know if this has been posted, only read 2 pages of replies, but...Commander: "Roll out the red carpet!"
- "The Result of a few sadistic players and a Warthog...."
Bungie: due to a slight technical error, we will have to discontinue Halo 2. we just ran out of stunt-spartains.
Master Chiefs who have rot to death waiting in line for Halo 2:"It's been 2 friggin' years...""This armor doesn't have a waste disposal system...I'm gonna explode."
Its a huge suicidal salute to the gods! bless them
or i suppose frankie approached and they died of the smell? kiddin frankie we got nothing against you
Follow the yellow brick road they say, but did you listen? No! See what happens when you don't follow instructions?
Look ladies, the Master Chief wants us to win the UNSC sychronized swimming trophy and that means we have to practice! You in the back!!!! SYNCHRONIZE DAMN YOU!!!
When are you going to award the winner????
Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!
And at that moment, Nicky the -blam!-c decided that this was the best day ever...
Well I wasn't aware you couldn't say necro...something or other at this forum. I would go back and edit it but everytime I click edit, it says error. But still, I so would have won if it didn't blam out that word... with an N... that has something to do with an obsession of dead corpses... And it took me like 10 minutes to think that one up. Oh well.
Remember not to drink the water in Mexico
when congo lines go bad....
Omalie strikes!This is only funny if you have seen some reasent RVBs
I am quite sure it is spelled O'malley.Well anyway, a caption.Biggest. Hangover. EVER.
looks like they was reel tired....
In other news today Bungie was celibrating the release of there brand new Halo for the PC by holding a parade in central park when a PS2 fan became enraged and ran over the whole entire Master Chief band what sad news it is.................... But in other news all PS2's have tested positive for cancer and will self destruct in 24 hours...... Thank you and good NIGHT!!!
When steam rollers go bad.
I am a monument to all of your sins.If anything just cannot go wrong ,it will anyway.fortune wisdomI love my Mark V helmet, no upgrade necessary.
First guy to last guy: This is what happens when you don`t tie your shoelaises proper !.Ooh look , A nickle.Ok, who whas the last to grease our armor joints.
the reds go martching 1 by 1 hur-aa hur-aa