- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"This is Jonathon -blam!-,, reporting to you live from the scene of a mass scuacide. The red cult, a group of people who believed in the "almighty hog" saw a warthog being driven by a blue guy and the belived it was their idolized god. The lined up in single file line awaiting to be blessed. The were all ran over."