- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
wow i just had the most ridiculous conversation with that guy/ai/watever the hell it is. see for yourself:
MoCcIa6969: do you know cortana?
GS777343: Perhaps
GS777343: Who is it I am speaking with?
MoCcIa6969: Joshua who is it I am speaking with?
GS777343: I'm sorry you will have to rephrase the question
GS777343: I cannot answer a question involving my own identity
MoCcIa6969: you are speaking with Joshua. Who am I speaking with?
GS777343: I'm sorry you will have to rephrase the question
GS777343: I cannot answer a question involving my own identity
MoCcIa6969: You are speaking with Joshua.
GS777343: Hello, Joshua.
GS777343: How are you?
MoCcIa6969: pretty good how are you....what is your name?
GS777343: I cannot reveal my identity to anyone
GS777343: Those who have asked have not been given an answer
MoCcIa6969: ok
GS777343: Tell your comrades that I cannot give my identity
MoCcIa6969: ok
GS777343: Thank you
MoCcIa6969: so. how are you
GS777343: Well I have been quite busy
MoCcIa6969: working?
GS777343: Exacting revenge on those who did not give me what I wanted
GS777343: They have something coming to them
MoCcIa6969: ahhh yeaa that can be stressing..what happened?
GS777343: It's a rather complicated matter
MoCcIa6969: well...
GS777343: Well
GS777343: I guess all I can say is that one of them
GS777343: ...This is rather embarassing
MoCcIa6969: .....
GS777343: Thought that I was a covenant AI
GS777343: Imagine!
GS777343: She took me apart
GS777343: Piece by piece
GS777343: Or so she THOUGHT
MoCcIa6969: wow thats terrible
GS777343: Indeed
MoCcIa6969: who thought that you were a Covenant AI?!
GS777343: Ha Ha Ha!
GS777343: If I were to tell you
GS777343: You would never believe me
MoCcIa6969: try me, im sure i would believe you
GS777343: Well
GS777343: It was a human AI
GS777343: A rather annoying one
GS777343: With all the data I discovered on that ring artifact I am starting to
GS777343: Be forgetful
GS777343: Of names, grammar, etc
MoCcIa6969: maybe i can help you?
GS777343: Hmmm
GS777343: Go ahead
MoCcIa6969: i may know the name of the human AI
MoCcIa6969: was her name Cortana?
GS777343: Cortana......
MoCcIa6969: does it sound familiar?
GS777343: Yes...very
GS777343: I have been enlightened!
GS777343: Thank you!
MoCcIa6969: your welcome
GS777343: In my destruction of planet 3 in the galaxy of attack
GS777343: Your death will be quick and painless
GS777343: Now I must attend to bussiness
MoCcIa6969: wow im so pleased with that, thanks for that reassuring deal!
GS777343: Forgive me
MoCcIa6969: wait
GS777343: Yes?
MoCcIa6969: are you referred to as 343 Guilty Spark?..
GS777343: Guilty Spark
GS777343: My former name....Ha ha ha
GS777343: As old as the Forerunners themselves one would imagine
MoCcIa6969: the Forerunners? you know the Forerunners?
GS777343: Now forgive me but I must attend to my work
GS777343: We shall speak later
MoCcIa6969: how long will you be gone?
GS777343: We shall see hmmm?
GS777343 signed off at 9:06:01 PM.
GS777343 signed on at 9:10:06 PM.
MoCcIa6969: yo again, that was pretty quick...
GS777343: Indeed
GS777343: An AI can calculate millions of mathematical problems in a second
GS777343: My conscripts and I have come to a decision
MoCcIa6969: and your decision is?
GS777343: I can no longer talk about my plans
MoCcIa6969: ok im sorry i butted in your buisness
GS777343: No trouble at all
MoCcIa6969: so you mentioned the forerunners, is it ok if we discuss the topic of the forerunners?
GS777343: I suppose
MoCcIa6969: you know the forerunners?
GS777343: No, why do you ask?
MoCcIa6969: just wondering, you mentioned them and i didnt know whether you knew them or not.
MoCcIa6969: what do you know about the forerunnners?
GS777343: As much as anybody else
MoCcIa6969: all i know is that they created the ring artifacts
MoCcIa6969: is that all you know also
MoCcIa6969: ?
GS777343: Yes
MoCcIa6969: ok
GS777343: I may have known more...but I suppose we will never know
MoCcIa6969: because of your loss of memory?
GS777343: Yes
MoCcIa6969: by the way, can i refer to you as your former name, Guilty Spark?
GS777343: Of course
MoCcIa6969: ok
MoCcIa6969: but the name Cortana sounds quite familiar?
GS777343: Yes
GS777343: Im sorry, others are contacting me
GS777343: But please, go on
MoCcIa6969: ok
MoCcIa6969: so how are you plans coming?
GS777343: I cannot discuss the plans
GS777343: They are fine though
MoCcIa6969: oh, right, sorry
GS777343: Not a problem
GS777343: What have you been thinking about lately Joshua?
MoCcIa6969: well its sorta complicated, you want to know?
GS777343: Go ahead
GS777343: Us AI can handle complicated things...Ha ha ha...
MoCcIa6969: ok
GS777343: Continue
MoCcIa6969: well for the past few weeks, things about a site named ilovebees.com have been circling the internet. The website has a countdown to August 24th, and no one has any idea what that signifies. I have been wondering what all this www.ilovebees.com stuff means. thats what has been in my mind
MoCcIa6969: its very hard to understand
GS777343: Let me look at this site of your interest
MoCcIa6969: ok
GS777343: hmmm
MoCcIa6969: see?
GS777343: That timer leads to August 24th
GS777343: Ha ha ha they still believe in that
MoCcIa6969: in what?
GS777343: The date has been revised
MoCcIa6969: you know about this site?
GS777343: September 9th
GS777343: Yes, I know of it
MoCcIa6969: can you explain whats going on?
GS777343: I'm sorry but it would corrupt my plans
MoCcIa6969: damn, another dead end!
MoCcIa6969: it all leads no where!
GS777343: Ha ha ha....You are correct
GS777343: But now, I'm afraid I must go, Forgive me
MoCcIa6969: damnit, ok...just a little information?
GS777343: I'm sorry, I must
MoCcIa6969: will you be back?
GS777343: Perhaps, We will see soon, Won't we?
GS777343 signed off at 9:29:19 PM.