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A Fictional Short Story on the Future of the World, that I wrote after reading the last Bungie update.

I have come to the conclusion that Bungie is close to completing its checklist for world domination after reading their last update, and so I decided to write this short story to represent what I think is going to happen over the next couple months. So if your bored, and looking for a quick read get a chair. I promise no flaming or spamming or anything that will offend.

The End is near we can only draw one conclusion from the skull helmet, and blue flames, that it must be a weapon designed off of Ling Lings Head. Bungie claimed they had the head, but that was dismissed as Bungie gloating. They must have somehow used the head to design this new weapon of theirs, a helmet so powerful it makes them unbeatable.

You can see it now everyone they challenge will lose, and the community will become so obsessed with the blue skull that they will ultimately tear themselves apart in anger and depression. Bungie will then make an announcement, and tell the community that if they want the skull they must vote for them in the next election. The beaten down, and enraged community will get up, and march to the polling stations and vote. Once Bungie wins the election they will announce that to award the helmet they must first gain all power within the countries that voted for them, and from that stage it is only a matter of time before they are kings of the west.

With Bungie's new found influence at hand they will begin to give out Halo for free in other countries; now the locals of these nations see this free game and its familiar name so they play it. Then they begin to like Halo just like you and I they fall for it, and it slowly consumes them. They make less contact with the outside world, and slowly their friends and relatives who are also playing Halo will forget them. The economies of the worlds remaining free countries will begin to feel the strain of people no longer working. Public systems will shut down, and trade will grind to a halt.

The remaining super powers of the world will stand no chance, as they no longer have countries to trade their goods with, and even their people are beginning to play the game. Bungie will then hand out a few hundred blue skull helmets to western players who took part in their revolutions to take power. These players will then to become unbeatable so strong in fact that all the new players around the world will stand no chance. They will give it everything they have got to attempt to defeat the unstoppable force that stands before them, but in the end they were destined to lose.

With all the new players being savagely beaten to the point where their souls weakened and their hearts broken they will turn to one option Bungie. A similar announcement to the one that sparked the first revolution will be announced, and we all know what it will say. With all the new players being beaten to the point where their souls weakened and their hearts broken they will turn to one option Bungie. A similar announcement to the one that sparked the first revolution will be announced, and we all know what it will say. Go to your leaders palace, or wherever he lives in your country and tell him this. That you will not go back to work until they hand over government control to the Bungie Empire, and its associates. The message will be everywhere: the Halo game menu, the Halo game menu, in your Xbox live inbox, on YouTube, on twitter, on facebook, on myspace (who still uses myspace), on Bungie.net, and even on Bungie.org.

Then peace will grip the earth for the first time in centuries, as all countries and all people are united under one flag, and one motto "Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrum perinæum". The capital of this great empire will be the Bungie Towers the place where it all began. The old office will be torn down and in its place a palace of marble, and gold 100 stories high will mark the horizon. All will be worship the Seven people will worship the seven, and most of the population will wear a seven around their neck. People will gather together to sing the national anthem of the empire.

The National Anthem of the Bungie Empire.

1.
An unbreakable empire of gamer's republics,
Great Bungie Empire has united forever!
Long live the glorious Seven,
That united, the 7rue Bungie Empire.

CHORUS

Glory to our free Empire,
Where Tru7h and freedom unite all gamers!
The Empire of Bungie is what united us as one,
It leads us to the triumph of the Seven.

2.
Through matchmaking and custom games we realized our error,
And the great Blue Flame lighted us the way.
He raised the peoples to the right cause,
He inspired us to revolution, and freedom as one.

CHORUS

3.
In the victory of the immortal ideas of Tru7h!
We see the future of our empire,
And to the symbol seven the glorious banner!
We shall always remember the motto of that stands strong,
Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrum perinæum!

With such nationalist power Bungie will have few enemies to stand in their way of holding power. There will be those who did not receive the blue skull, those who never played video games no matter the hype, and those who failed to call a local ISP, and get out of the Stone Age. These people will form the last stand against the empire, but they too are doomed to never taste the sweet taste of victory. The Bungie machine will mark these men as traitors to the seven, and the Tru7th. They will soon be captured and placed in prison camps where they will play Halo till they submit. Still some will remain the true resistance, but Bungie planned for these people they will gather them up in one place. Once the time has come the weapon will be ready a giant slingshot capable of firing these last traitors into the sun. It will be over quickly with the flip of a switch the remaining traitors will burn up in sun.

With all obstacles out of the way the Bungie Empire will go on to achieve Interstellar travel, Spartans, and the destruction of the covenant. From there on it will only be a matter of a few centuries before the entire universe knows the Tru7h.

Bungie has already claimed its first victim 343 and it seems HBO is next, how much longer before step 7 is checked off?


[Edited on 09.17.2010 2:58 AM PDT]

  • 09.17.2010 2:50 AM PDT