- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I would go to Redmond, WA to complain, but after being inside the building for 10 minutes, I would leave looking glassy-eyed, murmering something about needing to upgrade to Office XP Professional, stating that "The extra features of Office XP Pro are well worth $500...ALL HAIL MICROSOFT...".
I would then go on to infect others with the virus, Resident Evil style, turning everyone I come in contact with into Microsoft Zombies, until eventually I turn blue and this writing appears on me:
"This zombie, "1001010110 X 000FF342F", has experienced a Fatal Error and needs to close. If this error continues to occur, restart the zombie, or contact your hardware vendor for assistance."
[Edited on 5/5/2004 9:13:15 PM]