- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I know some mediocre jokes, that get even worse if you translate them into english.
Two atoms were sitting in a bar
Atom one: I think I have lost an electron!
Atom two: Are you sure?
Atom one: I'm positive.
Three men were stuck on island. One day they find a genie bottle. The genie grants the men three wishes. "I wish I was home" the first man said. "I wish I was home" the second man says. The third man, who had started to feel alone after the other two men had gone home, wishes, "I wish my friends would come back here"
Three men decides to see who can fart a cork the longest. The first man tries, and farts the cork one meter. The second man tries, and farts the cork two meters. The third man tries, but after he has farted, the cork is nowhere to be seen. The other men teases the third man, because they think he has sucked it in.
The next morning, the newspaper have the headlines:
Unidentified flying cork in Australia. 2 dead, 5 injured
One day when Pekka was playing in the sand, the big boys comes and ask "Do you want to be beaten, Pekka?". Pekka answers "yes". The next day, when Pekka is playing in the sand, the big boys come and ask the same thing, and Pekka answers "yes". The third day, the same thing happens.
Now, Pekkas mom has begun to get worried, so she sends Pekka to a shrink. The shrink discovers that Pekka can't say "no", so he teaches Pekka to say "no".
The next day when Pekka was playing in the sand, the big boys come and ask "Have you had enough yet, Pekka?". Pekka answers "No"