- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Yo momma so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo momma so fat she put on a raincoat, went outside and somebody yelled "Taxi!"
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Okay, so it's Christmas Eve, and Santa Claus is going around the world delivering presents. He gets to this one house, goes down the chimney to find this gorgeous 18-year old blonde waiting for him in her pajamas. The blonde says, "Santa, can you stay?" Santa says, "Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, gotta give presents to all the boys and girls in the world!" The blonde takes off her pajamas, and then asks again, "Santa, can you stay?" Santa is obviously getting a little nervous, but replies with "Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, gotta give presents to all the boys and girls in the world." The blonde then takes off her bra, and asks again, "Santa, can you stay?" By this time, Santa is sweating profusely, tugging at his coat collar, etc etc. But yet again, he answers with "Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, gotta give presents to all the boys and girls in the world." So the blonde takes off her thong. Now she's standing there, completely naked, and asks again, "Santa, can you stay?" Santa drops his sack of presents, loosens his belt and says, "Hey hey hey, Santa's gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with a boner in the way!"