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  • Poll [60 votes]: Impression of a Grunt
Subject: Impression of a Grunt

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

Posted by: the green grunt
(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

Poll: Impression of a Grunt  [closed]
They are Cute and they should die:  50%
(30 Votes)
They are Stupid and they should die:  38%
(23 Votes)
They are dangerous and they should die:  3%
(2 Votes)
They are ugly and they should die:  8%
(5 Votes)
Total Votes: 60

Grunts are like flood, they are everywhere, if you've got time please do the poll.

  • 10.02.2005 11:24 AM PDT
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AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...It's sooooo cute....... LET'S KILL IT!!!!

  • 10.02.2005 1:11 PM PDT
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Cute lil' guys. I like going to an Arbiter level in Halo 2 just to stop and look at the little bugger. Look at him, he's so innocent and weak, with his little gas mask and backpack. Then I melee him, stick him in the head and watch him DIE DIE DIE.

I have problems.

  • 10.02.2005 2:19 PM PDT
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You know, they should make an invincible grunt of importance like the Elite called Half Jaw, and we can look at how cute he is, then keep beating the crap out of him forever and watch him scream in terror and pain...we could blow him up, and run him over, and shoot him and...
(He won't die, because he is invincible like Half-Jaw)

  • 10.02.2005 6:46 PM PDT

They come here; they all come here. How do they find me?

It's so cute and funny.

Let's stick a grenade on it!

  • 10.02.2005 7:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: dogbert14
on h2, Uprising...

(i give a grunt a fuel rod cannon)
Grunt: it my birthday!
(i take away FRC)
Grunt: might as well shoot me, get it over with...


HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, I miss campaign. (Damn college)

  • 10.04.2005 6:20 PM PDT

It's SOOOOO cute. TIME TO DIE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  • 10.04.2005 9:54 PM PDT
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The grunts are not cute. They are stupid. And I have no mercy and they should die.

  • 10.05.2005 11:05 AM PDT
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I have a great idea lets kill sarge343 because he doesn't like GRUNTS!!!!!!!!

  • 10.05.2005 6:51 PM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

Posted by: the green grunt
(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

Thanks for the Polls man!!

[Edited on 10/7/2005]

  • 10.07.2005 5:17 PM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

Posted by: the green grunt
(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

Well, mine Grunt said "are You sure? Thanks!!"
Well, he asked am i ok, i care for MY TROOPS!!

  • 10.07.2005 5:19 PM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

Posted by: the green grunt
(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

I gave a Grunt a fuel Rod Gun
the Grunt said "are You sure? Thanks!!"
Well, he asked am i ok, i care for MY TROOPS!!

  • 10.07.2005 5:24 PM PDT

Every time you sneeze into an open Febreze portal the boner-tree drive shaft will spin into ketchup. But it doesn't stop at the number two pizza bell, not even close. It continues into the seventy eight minute long pile of green, sobbing cheese trains with no more butter, but more like the steak owed the tin cans some lovin'.

Grunts are ugly on Halo CE but cute on Halo 2.

  • 10.15.2005 10:14 AM PDT
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Quoting StuntMutt:
"What's wrong?"
"*Crack... tinkle tinkle*"

Omg! Bantha poodoo.

  • 10.15.2005 2:26 PM PDT
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One time I gave a grunt a fuel rod cannon... he waddled up to the enemies and dropped it off the edge when he saw how many brutes there were - bastard! I think grunts are cute, Bungie should make a softtoy grunt to add to the Bungie store... man I would so buy one!

  • 10.15.2005 4:10 PM PDT
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i cant vote because all i thought was the last three words

  • 10.16.2005 9:15 PM PDT
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I put : they are dangerous and should die...

  • 11.13.2005 6:19 PM PDT

Grunts r stupid and cute at the same thime, but more stupid. The throw grenades that land on eleites, and shoot their own team. The only reason they're useful, is that they make target practice. The running around with arms in the air is funny....heheheh....

  • 11.14.2005 5:45 AM PDT
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they are all of those

  • 11.14.2005 2:27 PM PDT
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Cute but deadly in #'s. I like the grunts with the Cannons. fun with a capital F!

  • 11.14.2005 3:03 PM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

Posted by: the green grunt
(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

Thanks everyone...I wish bungie could make them less cute in Halo 3, or i wouln't have the heart to play it.

[Edited on 11/15/2005]

  • 11.15.2005 4:31 PM PDT
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its...sosososooooo.. ugly can't go on much longer
EAT LEAD YOU METHANE BREATHN FREAKS!!!
on second thought hold my plasma grenade for a minute....

  • 11.18.2005 8:24 AM PDT