- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Well Lt Johnson was pretty close, but not quite. I think I've pretty much sussed it. Halo wasn't a weapon it was a hoola-hoop, not just any hoola-hoop, it was GOD'S hoola hoop. Seeing as the Covenant are so religous they want revenge because they built it for him and what did we humans do? We just so irrespectivly walked all over it and then, we BLEW it up! No wonder they are so pissed, we deserved to die. And them sensors things that shoot into the sky? That is obviously the little twirl counter, to keep track of how many triwls he has done. And that index key thing, that is obviouly to turn it on duh, not to "activate a weapon". The monitor was just a corrupt little psychotic power hungry machine so the covvies had to tell him that it would just blow everyone up. Notice how the covenant seemed to resist you blowing Halo up? Thats because they knew the whole time. If only they could have told us.........