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Subject: Wat is the funniest thing you can think about HALO?
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Halo: Cooking Involved

The story of Master "CHEFF" who fights out Covenant with his disgusting smelling PIZZAS

now you make the story up! here is another funny story.

Ct:Warning! We have 6 minutes till the generators explode.When the generators explode, they will generate a temperature of almost 100,000,000 degrees! Dont be there when it blows!

Ct: Cheif, there is good news!

MC: What could be good at a time like this!

Ct: I just saved a bunch of money on my Warthog insurance by switching to Geico!

Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

You know wats the stupidest thing?They only have 6 min. and Geico takes 15 min.

[Edited on 8/11/2004 3:06:47 PM]

  • 08.11.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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haha wow, are you smoking something dude?

  • 08.11.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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yea pass that would you

  • 08.11.2004 3:24 PM PDT
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One word: Grunts.

  • 08.11.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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that wasreally funy

  • 08.11.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Hey a new person!

  • 08.11.2004 3:55 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"I'da been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!"

  • 08.11.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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lol I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DADDY...

  • 08.11.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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What really happened to MC on halo:

MC: *click* "Crap! I'm outta ammo! Hey marines, I need help!

*silence*

MC: "Marines? Hey? Where'd you guys go?"

Elite: "Wort wort wort"

MC: "Crap."




(I know this was stupid, but hey, do you really think he woulda survived in real life?)

  • 08.11.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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I think this belongs to the Maw and/or the library

  • 08.11.2004 4:19 PM PDT

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The Halo Boy Band. Sergeant Johnson, Pvt. Mendoza, Pvt. Dubbo, and Pvt. Jenkins. Guitar played by the Master Chief. Piano by an anonymous Elite.

  • 08.11.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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OH YEAH! THE HALO BOYS WITH
1.GIRL
2.GIRL
3.I LOVE YOU GIRL
4.GIRL COME BACK
5.GIRL I LIKE BOYS

  • 08.11.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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Where do you see the grunt that says "I would have been your daddy..."
I've never been able to find him.

  • 08.11.2004 4:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: jshine77
Where do you see the grunt that says "I would have been your daddy..."
I've never been able to find him.


It's not a grunt. It's Sergeant Stacker.

  • 08.11.2004 4:30 PM PDT
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Could you imagine a barber-shop choir made of a couple of grunts, a jackal, and a few elites singing "On Moonlight Bay"

hahahahahahaha ,well the way I picture it in my head, it is hilarious.

  • 08.11.2004 4:32 PM PDT
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THE HALO BOYS

1.GIRL
2.GIRL I LOVE YOU GIRL
3.GIRL ITS OK GIRL
4.GIRL THERE'S GOT TO BE MUCH MORE
5.GIRL ITS OVER
6.GIRL I LIKE BOYS


[Edited on 8/11/2004 4:36:46 PM]

  • 08.11.2004 4:35 PM PDT

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Anybody need to know how to get the "I'da been your daddy..." line? You have to be dedicated though.


I'd love seeing Grunts and Jackals sing "On Moonlight Bay."

  • 08.11.2004 4:37 PM PDT
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I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN IN THE MAW AT THE END THE SRG. SAYS "THIS IS IT BABY, HOLD ME..."

  • 08.11.2004 4:39 PM PDT

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Quit using caps for God's sakes. You don't want Banshee Barron to post his link...

  • 08.11.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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heh

  • 08.11.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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the mcspaanky/grunt/elite/everything else talkshow.

  • 08.11.2004 4:51 PM PDT

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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Divorce Court: The Cortana and 343 Guilty Spark Chronicles.

  • 08.11.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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Check out the 10'Oclock news mp3 at voice ot takes for halo

  • 08.11.2004 5:07 PM PDT