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Posted by: Gadianton13
It's completely clear that the H3 script that was leaked is real. Just like PR teams that work for the government (but not as serious of course) these forum moderators main job is to kill any rumor or sliver of truth that they see make it to these pages. Just don't be fooled by a simple line from them saying "It's a total lie, don't believe it" or anything like that when it comes to the script that got leaked, they themselves don't know the truth after all. I've worked in PR for some time now and I know how the game works........So forum monkeys go ahead and flame this post, it is your job after all.
Damn. Frankie, Sketch, Achronos? He got us.
You're the first to figure out the code.
Here's the deal. Jones himself made the decree that, should Bungie's secret methods of subversion amongst the community be discovered, we too must also give him or her the means to come into Bungie and tell them everything else about our games and future game projects.
Step aside, folks, and let the man go through.
The Kirkland Office is a lie. Bungie actually moved Southeast, in the opposite direction of the supposed new office, and into a hangar in Fall City. There are only two kinds of people that know the location of the real office. Bungie employees, and the Microsoft operatives strategically positioned in bars all around the nation.
That's right, bars. You see, Bungie's been letting the press in to see their next game for the past seven years. However, they're so damn drunk by the time they get to the office that when Bungie sticks them in the press room and in front of a fresh bottle of Jack Daniels, they usually pass out within 5 minutes of starting the demo. They wake up back in their homes, with one hell of a hangover, unable to remember having ever been to Bungie or who it is that's taking a shower in their bathroom.
There's a way around this, of course. A pass phrase has been given to all the embedded Microsoft operatives that, when used, will grant the user a free ride and/or planeticket to King County and to the real Bungie Studios.
And now, having solved our riddle, I must tell you this phrase.
First, approach the operative. To figure out which one is the operative, look for either the strongest man in the bar, or the one that appears the least mentally stable. Then, utter the following words allowed:
"Hey, man! Your mom was great last night. She did things to me I didn't know were possible."
You will then be whisked away to play Bungie's next game for as long as you like.
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In all honesty, you're allowed to believe what you want. However, what your goldfish-like attention to detail isn't recalling is that, before Halo 2 came out, a ridiculous number of similar conspiracies abounded, including a fake "hands on report" of what Halo 2 was like as written by the mind behind Linkin Park. And, every time that someone said "This has to be real, because Bungie says it is fake," they were sorely disappointed.
As moderators, part of our job is to quell rumors. And guess what? We ARE told when things are fake, including fake scripts. We didn't magically sprout ban-weapons, you know. The bankatana was handed to me by Sketch. We have a good relationship with the people at Bungie (hell, I worked there for a year), and keep in contact with the community team regarding the goings-on about the forums. So yes, we DO know a thing or two.
Not that it matters, because I imagine you've convinced yourself with some level of pride that you know the story of a game Bungie hasn't even said they're working on, but I think the intelligent thing to do with ANY "anonymously leaked top secret content" is to take it with a grain of salt.
[Edited on 10/5/2005]