- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
He has a cool biography. It's from Crank Yankers.
Well endowed playa seeks dirty hizoes. Only hotties need apply. Must like long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace & sushi. Shouldn't steal my stuff. I like my women hairy. Must have a budonkadonk butt. Lizadies that whizants to get shizzy with the nizzy, plizy givizy me a casizzle. Sincizerely yizizours.