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Subject: CONFUSED?? READ THIS ILB SOLVED!! (not a crackpot theory!!)
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Since everyone isn't clear about ILB...I thought I'd give one theory to end all others!!

The virus that has taken over ilovebees.com is an AI of a ship that has crashed. It's codename is Melissa, and when the ship crashed her whole crew died. Melissa is now trying to make contact with UNSC, and not get caught by the covenant. The only secure way to do this is to take over the site ilovebees. The program you see throughout site (SPDR/Spider) is an AI used to repair Melissa from the crash, and you can tell that it isn't a pleasant feeling. The AI doesn't really repair her it just takes other parts from her to make new ones.

Also the person Melissa calls the "Assasin" is Dana. When Dana tried to get rid of the virus from ilovebees she accidently erased parts of Melissa's memory. This made Melissa angry and wants Dana dead. She tries to kill her but isn't able to. All she could get was a webcam shot. When this happens Dana is frightened, and leaves for china. (not sure on location) All the chats between crew members, and mayday stories are all Melissa's memories being dumped on the site...and all the countdowns, are phases in her repair.

I believe this can explain most things on the site..if not please correct me

[Edited on 8/11/2004 6:16:50 PM]

  • 08.11.2004 6:09 PM PDT
Subject: CONFUSED?? READ THIS ILB SOLVED!!
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whered the "melissa" name come from

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On ilovebees there was a chat between melissa and a crew member. They were talking and the crew member called her by name.. not sure where on the site it is...but it was talked about on NinjaNet the site devoted to ILB...

  • 08.11.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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yeah. could you explain where the whole melissa thing came from? let me clairify with a quote from family guy

peter:dont worry i'll handle this. i once read a book about this.

brian:are you sure it was a book. are you sure it wasnt NOTHING.

peter:(pause)... oh yeah


lol jk. i belive you. just want some more info on melissa

[Edited on 8/11/2004 6:18:17 PM]

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Anyone think that ILB might have something to do with OXM? cuz AUG 24th is the date for an OXM issue.( I know whats going on, does anyone else?-Muhahaha)

  • 08.11.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Damn I love family guy... Well anyways it's somewhere on NinjaNet (That ARG site you know) they compiled all the info and I just wraped it together....

  • 08.11.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: HaloFanticMike
Damn I love family guy... Well anyways it's somewhere on NinjaNet (That ARG site you know) they compiled all the info and I just wraped it together....

No, I actually know whats going on- Muhahahahha

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Posted by: Spartan 6000
Anyone think that ILB might have something to do with OXM? cuz AUG 24th is the date for an OXM issue.( I know whats going on, does anyone else?-Muhahaha)


Look. ILB has NOTHING to do with OXM. It's just a coincidence that the OXM issue comes out the same day. How do I know this? Well, first of all, ILB is a game in itself, a riddle. It wouldn't point to some magazine that's not even all about Halo 2. If you didn't notice, that's a Holiday Preview issue, and it includes coverage for other games as well. And second, the two phases leading up to now only ended up in changes on the site. Why would this phase be any different?

  • 08.11.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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....Right..... This damn thing took 30 mins to compile and write, and I'm sure as hell not going to let it get buried under useless polls and posts!!

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thats pretty interesting I'd say; when august 24th arrives, that'd mean she's fully repaired herself and/or regained most (if not all) of her memory. Meaning; we get a ton more information regarding halo 2 that day.

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Posted by: Spartan 6000
Anyone think that ILB might have something to do with OXM? cuz AUG 24th is the date for an OXM issue.( I know whats going on, does anyone else?-Muhahaha)


Look. ILB has NOTHING to do with OXM. It's just a coincidence that the OXM issue comes out the same day. How do I know this? Well, first of all, ILB is a game in itself, a riddle. It wouldn't point to some magazine that's not even all about Halo 2. If you didn't notice, that's a Holiday Preview issue, and it includes coverage for other games as well. And second, the two phases leading up to now only ended up in changes on the site. Why would this phase be any different?


Let's Just say that I have............sources alright. Trust me.

  • 08.11.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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Exactly what I'm thinking, 24th is going to give us a whole crap load of info on the Halo2 story, and backround...I hope

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Posted by Spartan 6000
Let's Just say that I have............sources alright. Trust me.



If you have these sources, why don't you enlighten us then? Not trying to be rude or anything, but if you aren't lying through your teeth, then it'll end a lot of these stupd posts that just end up getting locked. or maybe it would make more of them...

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Posted by: HaloFanticMike
Exactly what I'm thinking, 24th is going to give us a whole crap load of info on the Halo2 story, and backround...I hope


Thank You. Yeah I have same thoughts as well.

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Posted by: Spartan 6000
Posted by: DualWieldinFreak
Posted by: Spartan 6000
Anyone think that ILB might have something to do with OXM? cuz AUG 24th is the date for an OXM issue.( I know whats going on, does anyone else?-Muhahaha)


Look. ILB has NOTHING to do with OXM. It's just a coincidence that the OXM issue comes out the same day. How do I know this? Well, first of all, ILB is a game in itself, a riddle. It wouldn't point to some magazine that's not even all about Halo 2. If you didn't notice, that's a Holiday Preview issue, and it includes coverage for other games as well. And second, the two phases leading up to now only ended up in changes on the site. Why would this phase be any different?


Let's Just say that I have............sources alright. Trust me.


Please don't turn this into a flame war between OXM... just keep it to speculating and not realse dates,demos, or OXM mags...Thanks..

And if your gonna leak OXM info dont do it in this post!

[Edited on 8/11/2004 6:34:05 PM]

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Posted by: axels
Posted by Spartan 6000
Let's Just say that I have............sources alright. Trust me.



If you have these sources, why don't you enlighten us then? Not trying to be rude or anything, but if you aren't lying through your teeth, then it'll end a lot of these stupd posts that just end up getting locked. or maybe it would make more of them...


Ok I got an IM from someone at bungie..alright. Asked two things....which was plaenty enough for me.

[Edited on 8/11/2004 6:33:56 PM]

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You so called "Insiders" lie all the time. Why do you think that out of the millions of people like you who say they know what's going to happen, and/or have sources, I'd believe you?!?

  • 08.11.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: DualWieldinFreak
You so called "Insiders" lie all the time. Why do you think that out of the millions of people like you who say they know what's going to happen, and/or have sources, I'd believe you?!?


I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD. Ok fine belive what ever u want. I have the upper hand

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Please Close this thread.

  • 08.11.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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....*sigh*...... well anyways anyone find gaps in the theory??

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Sorry that your thread got out of hand. Its just that there have been so many theories, they seem to be getting on peoples nerves. My suggestion would be to just wait for august 24. THough, it may be easier for me to say this cause I won't find out what happened on the 24th untill three days later at the least, so the point for me is moot.

  • 08.11.2004 6:39 PM PDT